Does Lit Chat actually work?

[collegecok1987]

I have tried numerous times (seems like 100s) to log on to lit chat but it never seems to progress past the "Initialization" screen?

Any one else having issues?

 

[Garnate]

Comedic gold.

 

[Wings]

Drink!

 

[Lorilei]

Dude. Read the sticky thread at the top of this forum's front page.

Heh. "Sticky".

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Way ahead of you. The Jamesons is poured and I had a nice swig as soon as I saw the thread.

 

[Garnate]

The real problem is all of these people have Laurel on iggy so they wouldn't see her sticky. If Laurel wasn't such an ungrateful, unloving hoe THAT STOPPED RETURNING MY GODDAMN PHONE CALLS these threads wouldn't still be happening.

Ahem.

 

[Wings]

You should have bribed her with makeup.

 

[Garnate]

You should have bribed her with makeup.

I tried everything!

Even did my sexay dance for her. Pretty sure that was horror I saw on her face.

 

[Wings]

I tried everything!

Even did my sexay dance for her. Pretty sure that was horror I saw on her face.

Oh I seriously doubt that. I mean, maybe your mating dance was what got you the horror look but I'm sure the sexay one got you the love look.

 

[Garnate]

Oh I seriously doubt that. I mean, maybe your mating dance was what got you the horror look but I'm sure the sexay one got you the love look.

Quick question: What's the difference between the two dances? I think I see where I went wrong....

 

[Wings]

Quick question: What's the difference between the two dances? I think I see where I went wrong....

One involves peacock feathers.

 

[Garnate]

Can this guy come back and call us assholes? I don't have all night.

 

[Garnate]

One involves peacock feathers.

Not the entire peacock. Got it.

Lesson learned.

 

[Lorilei]

Can this guy come back and call us assholes? I don't have all night.

Yes you do.

 

[Garnate]

Yes you do.

I lolled hard. Now that the men folk are in bed I might head out for a lil bit. Should probably attempt to fix my makeup first. Hair is bangin' though. So I have that going for me.

 

[Lorilei]

I lolled hard. Now that the men folk are in bed I might head out for a lil bit. Should probably attempt to fix my makeup first. Hair is bangin' though. So I have that going for me.

Wild woman! I'm in my jammies already.

 

[Garnate]

Wild woman! I'm in my jammies already.

That sounds so nice......now I'm conflicted.

 

[Lorilei]

That sounds so nice......now I'm conflicted.

Well, you're not 142 years old like I am.

 

[Garnate]

Well, you're not 142 years old like I am.

Jesus, Lori. Seems like just yesterday we celebrated your 120th. Where does the time go?

 

[Lorilei]

Jesus, Lori. Seems like just yesterday we celebrated your 120th. Where does the time go?

Crazy, right ? I can't believe you're a grandma already!

 

[Garnate]

Crazy, right ? I can't believe you're a grandma already!

Well I knew I was screwed; Nate's been going after older women since he was 3.

 

[Adre]

I just sent my limo. We are tearing this town apart tonight.

 

[Lorilei]

Well I knew I was screwed; Nate's been going after older women since he was 3.

He's always loved boobs. *nods*

 

[Garnate]

He's always loved boobs. *nods*

He takes after his mom.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I have tried numerous times (seems like 100s) to log on to lit chat but it never seems to progress past the "Initialization" screen?

Any one else having issues?

Hi, it's working great. I'm in chat right now. I'm birdywantsaturkeysandwichonryewithmustard75, message me if you love condiments.