Does butt cheek washing describe anything about you?

Which gets washed first?

  • Left butt cheek first

    Votes: 1 8.3%
  • Right butt cheek first

    Votes: 5 41.7%
  • Down the middle first

    Votes: 4 33.3%
  • They get washed?

    Votes: 2 16.7%

  • Total voters
    12

TonyG

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You have heard people try to say that if you are left handed it means this and if you are right handed it means that.

Well, which butt cheek do you wash first and do you think it describes anything about you?
 
With soap in the right hand, washing the left first suggests a strong work ethic and the tendency to get right down to the difficult tasks before wiping up the simpler duties.
 
Just keep the damn thing clean in case you need to have a finger,tongue,or dick inserted at a moment's notice!;)
 
I tend to wash both at the same time

soap up both hands and slide them over each cheek, making sure the lather builds up, then sliding my hands between my cheeks and gathering the soap there to scrub and stroke... spreading them with both hands to wash away the suds.

;-)
 
Re: I tend to wash both at the same time

TN_Vixen said:
soap up both hands and slide them over each cheek, making sure the lather builds up, then sliding my hands between my cheeks and gathering the soap there to scrub and stroke... spreading them with both hands to wash away the suds.

;-)

I'm having some problems imagining this. Visual aids, please.
 
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