Does Barbie Really Have it All?

[Rubyfruit]

Sure, she's got the clothes, the shoes, the jewelry.

The house, the beach house, the van, the boat, the convertible.

The tits, the ass and the legs that go on forever.

Ken.

But, true happiness? Does she have that?

 

[Private Vasquez]

Of course! Just look at that smile...

 

[Zamdrist]

What she most certainly doesn't have, is a furry pussy!

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Sure, she's got the clothes, the shoes, the jewelry.

The house, the beach house, the van, the boat, the convertible.

The tits, the ass and the legs that go on forever.

Ken.

But, true happiness? Does she have that?

How happy can you be if you spend your nights stuffed in a box and stuck under some kid's bed?

 

[patient1]

Re: Re: Does Barbie Really Have it All?

How happy can you be if you spend your nights stuffed in a box and stuck under some kid's bed?

I'd be happy to spend my nights stuffed in a box.....Oh. That's quite different .Never mind.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

Re: Re: Re: Does Barbie Really Have it All?

I'd be happy to spend my nights stuffed in a box.....Oh. That's quite different .Never mind.

Well, when you put it THAT way....

 

[Nora]

Well, Ruby

All that forced happiness...the clothes, shoes, the perfect homes and cars... it's all taken a toll on Barbie. *sigh* They say it happens in the best families, too. So sad.

 

[Private Vasquez]

...and still with the smile.

 

[Siren]

 

[glamorilla]

ken has no dick.

 

[Nobody Special's wife]

1. she doesn't have a pussy
2. she doesn't have a vibrator


umm thats all Ican think of for now

 

[Siren]

Glammers

 

[Sillyman]

Not really. Barbie is in fact a lesbian and has a burning desire to be with Skipper, but to continue to be a corporate mascot she must maintain a tragically wholesome image that forces her with the whiny and rather useless Ken. She becomes expected to be the sole provider, and the caretaker for everyone else, the pets, her siblings, who wil be the closest to real children Barbie ever has, having to devote all of her time to her career and supporting Ken's injection molded ass.

 

[cesra]

I've always thought there's got to be something slightly psychotic about somebody with such a fixed smile.

 

[Private Vasquez]

dude, skipper is so her daughter. You're harshing my mellow.

 

[Nora]

Now that you mention it, Sillyman...

I'd give my left tit for a "Back Alley Abortion Barbie" complete with bottle of chloroform and color co-ordinated hangers.

*adding to the "to do" list*

 

[Private Vasquez]

You know why there's no Postal Worker Barbie, don't you?

 

[Nora]

no, why?

 

[Siren]

 

[cesra]

Because walking so far all day, every day on her tiptoes wears her little plastic shoes out and wears her little plastic feet down to nubs?

 

[Up Too Late]

Sure, she's got the clothes, the shoes, the jewelry.

The house, the beach house, the van, the boat, the convertible.

The tits, the ass and the legs that go on forever.

Ken.

But, true happiness? Does she have that?

Damn straight she does! We wouldn't be here talking about it if she didn't.

 

[Rubyfruit]

You people make me laugh and smile too much!

 

[Up Too Late]

And that's good

You people make me laugh and smile too much!

smiles and laughter is always good. Especially after a crappy day. Well my day wasn't too bad, spent 2 hours surfing. It couldn't get any better.....

 

[patient1]

dude, skipper is so her daughter. You're harshing my mellow.

As I recall, skipper was the kid sister, & that redhead Stacey was
Barbie's friend. Well OK, Madge was Barbie's friend, too. She was WAY popular.

 

[Siren]