Does anyone want to turn the (presumably real) story from this article into a story here?

[JohnSm123]

I told you in the past that, among other fetishes, I have one for sexsomnia. In the first paragraph of the article below, there is an interesting story...
https://www.glamour.com/story/sexsomnia-sleepwalking-sex-facts

Does anyone want to turn it into a story here?

 

[Rob_Royale]

It's a very real thing and it has popped up on my story idea radar. No definite plans yet, but it would make for a rousing in-law story.

 

[StillStunned]

I would love to, but I can't think of names for the characters.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Okay, after a little more thught, he's my inlaw story.

Bob Jr. and June are recently married. After four months married Bob's dad and stepmom come for a weeks vacation.

The first night Bob Sr and his wife Gloria are there, Junior hears them having sex late at night. Happy that his parents still have a loving relationship, he goes back to sleep and doesn't give it another thought.

The next night he feels June snuggle up to him in the middle of the night. "That was nice, babe. You should do that more often," she says sleepily.

Junior wakes up and contemplates what she said. He looks down and finds his wifes sleeping shirt pushed up above her breasts. He slides his hand down between her open legs and finds her wet and creamy.

"Stop," she whines groggily. "You had your fun."

He checks his own boxers. Nothing. Dry.

He slips out of bed and turns the light on in the bathroom. He checks his hand to find the unmistakable traces of male cum.

He leaves the room quietly and opens the door to the guest room to find his father in bed sleeping soundly. But in the low light he can see that his stepmother is awake and looking at him.

The next morning he catches Gloria exiting the hall bathroom and stops her. "So, is there anything you want to tell me about Dad, or shall I go ask him myself?"

She cringes a bit and looks at him embarassed. "I'm sorry. I left the chair in front of the door, thinking it would wake me up before he left the room, but it didn't. You see your dad has this condition."

It won't be a cuck story, more like a revenge story, but that's all I'm saying for now. Thanks for the idea John.

 

[Carnevil9]

It says in the linked article that one cause is restless leg syndrome! I can see that leading to an excuse for infidelity: "Sorry, babe. I didn't mean to have sex with your sister. But I have restless dick syndrome!"

 

[JohnSm123]

I would love to, but I can't think of names for the characters.

I can think a name for you, though: asshole.

 

[JohnSm123]

It says in the linked article that one cause is restless leg syndrome! I can see that leading to an excuse for infidelity: "Sorry, babe. I didn't mean to have sex with your sister. But I have restless dick syndrome!"

My leg is restless sometimes when I sit. And when I was 11, I ejaculated in my sleep once. Do you think I have sexsomnia too?

 

[Carnevil9]

My leg is restless sometimes when I sit. And when I was 11, I ejaculated in my sleep once. Do you think I have sexsomnia too?

You only ejaculated in your sleep ONCE!? Oh you poor boy.

 

[StillStunned]

I can think a name for you, though: asshole.

Rhymes with troll.

 

[Rob_Royale]

I can think a name for you, though: asshole.

John. You can NOT get pissed at comments like that. Because you earned them. You brought them on yourself. You are an adult and talking to you like one. Your constant no-one-likes-me and i-cant-write-because threads have made you someone you can't take seriously.
But I did, this time, because it was a good story idea without all your extra baggage. If you continue participating without all the attention seeking, someday the comments might stop. It's on you.

 

[CuttingEdge]

My wife is a phycologist, and I am not convinced this is a real thing. I know there is an article, but phycology is only part science, and part intuition; it is thus very hard to prove or disprove. What I am saying is, like something like the Stockholm Syndrome, just because a phycologist says it is a thing, does not mean that it is. But once an educated synopsis is given, it takes time for the others educated in their field to prove or disprove it. Kind of like how the Stockholm Syndrome was dismissed decades after it was proposed.

I can see being partially awake and partially asleep while having sex, and good gracious; more than one woman has allowed a husband or boyfriend to have sex with her despite a failing relationship just because it was easier to give in than rail against it. But to me, it seems like it is just that. Half-nocturnal, reluctant sex; and is not really a mental condition deserving of a name.

 

[JohnSm123]

If you continue participating without all the attention seeking, someday the comments might stop. It's on you.

Whether I participate without attention seeking or not, my permanent ban is inevitable and predestined.

 

[CuttingEdge]

Whether I participate without attention seeking or not, my permanent ban is inevitable and predestined.

No...

No person can predict the future. It is called "projecting" and it is not a very good mindset to get into. That is because it becomes an excuse, like saying "I can't win, so I won't try", but in reality, it is hugely arrogant although mascaraed as being ultra-humble.

It is an excuse to do whatever you want and then blame others when you don't follow rules and thus do fail.

You are an intelligent person. You know this, but this sub-forum is filled with highly intelligent people too. We are giving you instruction, but they are instructions you just do not want to follow.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Whether I participate without attention seeking or not, my permanent ban is inevitable and predestined.

That's only because you tend to post borderline unacceptable things, even for a place like this. Use a little common fucking sense, and you'll be fine.

 

[JohnSm123]

That's only because you tend to post borderline unacceptable things, even for a place like this. Use a little common fucking sense, and you'll be fine.

I've tried everything (including common sense) to avoid banhammers, and I always ended up banned, sooner or later, one way or another, and the mods never told me why, which makes no sense. Does it make sense to ban someone without telling them why? Does it make sense to tell them (in the ban message), Please contact the mods for details, and NEVER EVER respond when they contact you? How can common sense work when mods lack common sense? I WILL DEFINITELY ABSOLUTELY 100% be banned from here too, no matter what you tell me, no matter what I do, no matter in what ways I try to avoid it, no matter what God I beg not to let that happen. No need to advice me on how to avoid the inevitable.

 

[CuttingEdge]

Its pretty simple.

Be Nice: Not get banned

Not be Nice: Be Banned

 

[Lady2020]

I'm just trying to understand real life and Lit.

 

[JohnSm123]

Its pretty simple.

Be Nice: Not get banned

Not be Nice: Be Banned

That may work with others, but not with me. No matter how nice I am, I always get banned in the end, and the same thing will happen here too, whether I'm nice or not. So fuck you.

 

[StillStunned]

That may work with others, but not with me. No matter how nice I am, I always get banned in the end, and the same thing will happen here too, whether I'm nice or not. So fuck you.

Well, if you get banned now at least you'll know why. Your comment in your Christmas message thread would certainly be grounds.

 

[JohnSm123]

[Discussions promoting and/or accusations involving under-18-year-old sexuality prohibited per our forum guidelines.]

 

[StillStunned]

[Original comment edited out.]

You know, you used to come across as a mildly amusing, if annoying, character. But you're actually just really unpleasant, aren't you? I don't have children, so I can shrug off your comments, but they've crossed the line from trolling into being incredibly offensive.

 

[JohnSm123]

[Discussions promoting and/or accusations involving under-18-year-old sexuality prohibited per our forum guidelines.]

 

[GlennJenko]

You know, you used to come across as a mildly amusing, if annoying, character. But you're actually just really unpleasant, aren't you? I don't have children, so I can shrug off your comments, but they've crossed the line from trolling into being incredibly offensive.

This guy was really out here giving the "woe is me" on not understanding why he gets banned, then says shit like that to you.

Gee, I wonder why.

 

[StillStunned]

This guy was really out here giving the "woe is me" on not understanding why he gets banned, then says shit like that to you.

Gee, I wonder why.

Yup, he went from troll to disgusting in the space of a few comments. I've edited my post to delete the quote, now that the original posts have been modded.

 

[Rob_Royale]

Yup, he went from troll to disgusting in the space of a few comments. I've edited my post to delete the quote, now that the original posts have been modded.

And he has been banned. He sent me an email through the member feedback function, but I won't bore you with the details.