It has crossed my mind that people who spend so much time on Literotica can't really be fucking. Who can tell me how long ago you finished shagging? or maybe some of you girls are slipping into some provocative lingerie with the idea of being taken to an orgy. I doubt if I'll believe you! those of you who pour out pages of detail of elaborate sexual encounters are bluffers! And I might add, there is nothing wrong with that!
Does anyone out there actually have Sex?
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Sorry if anybody missed me I've just returned from a really long fuck. It seems like I've hit a nerve, a gold star to you Illusionz, but I think you said you were from South Dakota, maybe that explains why you haven't got any, but it shouldn't be too long if you are half as interesting as your name, come and revel in the decadence that LA is swimming in! My critiscism of this site is, it is for sad lonely people and the rest is for horny men (aren't we all). Souls who sit around hiding behind their desktop under the illusion (no refernce to you! Illusionz) that they are Charles Bukowski,writing a load of pretentious drivel about SEX instead of actually doing it, I'd like to know where I can buy their books. That, I'm afraid, is the trouble with the internet, people just don't connect, they're afraid of the germs, I think, so the keyboard is the sanitary way of 'having it off!' anybody who spends hours putting photo's and those ridiculous symbols on their text, obviously have nothing better to do, reminds me of a Hallmark card, it makes one think of the old adage "get a life" or in this case "get a SEX life"
Without meaning to sound like a boring old fart (I am 47) I lived in London in 1976 and was part of the Punk scene, which was born out of apathy and complacency, which is exactly what the computer age has created, then I moved to New York in 1983 and stumbled on the rap scene's birth into white culture, my generation were always looking for something, and if it couldn't be found (cue John Williams music) we started IT. I was bored one evening my wife was asleep and pregnant, before she got pregnant we were having the kind of decacent lifestyle that most of you have only jerked off to, but now she get's tired, I found the idea of this site quite titillating, I liked the anonymity, I could be as perverse as I wanted, without ever fucking someone, as I truly love my wife, I thought I was going to be overcome by sexual deviants with bawdy tales that would put Chaucer to shame. But when I tried to converse in a sleazy way, people took offence. I dared to ask to one of these ladies what her motivation was by publishing her naughty photos over the internet, I was truly interested, I thought she may want to be a porn actress, a glamour model or even worse...AN ACTRESS!!. She got offended and told me a her sister took the photos, like I was some kind of awfull perve...heaven fordid!! That's when I realised it is for people playing at being riske, well believe me I have done it (well most of it) and I've been in scenarios that would send (name and address witheld) running tearfully back to mummy (sorry..mommy). What a disappointment and what a bunch phonies...ciao
And to Mr.Illusionzzz, I offer you a drink next time you're in LA for being honest!!
Sorry if anybody missed me I've just returned from a really long fuck. It seems like I've hit a nerve, a gold star to you Illusionz, but I think you said you were from South Dakota, maybe that explains why you haven't got any, but it shouldn't be too long if you are half as interesting as your name, come and revel in the decadence that LA is swimming in! My critiscism of this site is, it is for sad lonely people and the rest is for horny men (aren't we all). Souls who sit around hiding behind their desktop under the illusion (no refernce to you! Illusionz) that they are Charles Bukowski,writing a load of pretentious drivel about SEX instead of actually doing it, I'd like to know where I can buy their books. That, I'm afraid, is the trouble with the internet, people just don't connect, they're afraid of the germs, I think, so the keyboard is the sanitary way of 'having it off!' anybody who spends hours putting photo's and those ridiculous symbols on their text, obviously have nothing better to do, reminds me of a Hallmark card, it makes one think of the old adage "get a life" or in this case "get a SEX life"
Without meaning to sound like a boring old fart (I am 47) I lived in London in 1976 and was part of the Punk scene, which was born out of apathy and complacency, which is exactly what the computer age has created, then I moved to New York in 1983 and stumbled on the rap scene's birth into white culture, my generation were always looking for something, and if it couldn't be found (cue John Williams music) we started IT. I was bored one evening my wife was asleep and pregnant, before she got pregnant we were having the kind of decacent lifestyle that most of you have only jerked off to, but now she get's tired, I found the idea of this site quite titillating, I liked the anonymity, I could be as perverse as I wanted, without ever fucking someone, as I truly love my wife, I thought I was going to be overcome by sexual deviants with bawdy tales that would put Chaucer to shame. But when I tried to converse in a sleazy way, people took offence. I dared to ask to one of these ladies what her motivation was by publishing her naughty photos over the internet, I was truly interested, I thought she may want to be a porn actress, a glamour model or even worse...AN ACTRESS!!. She got offended and told me a her sister took the photos, like I was some kind of awfull perve...heaven fordid!! That's when I realised it is for people playing at being riske, well believe me I have done it (well most of it) and I've been in scenarios that would send (name and address witheld) running tearfully back to mummy (sorry..mommy). What a disappointment and what a bunch phonies...ciao
And to Mr.Illusionzzz, I offer you a drink next time you're in LA for being honest!!
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Haven't had sex for thirteen months. Never planned on it being that long, just kind of happened.
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Tintagel said:
Did you perhaps consider that your 'sleazy talk' wasnt up to par? If you think seduction counts for nothing, even on the internet, you really are as big of an asshole as you sound. 'Sleazy talk' is earned and if you do it right, it can lead to real live honest to god experiences that could put Chaucer, Kinsey and Larry Flint cobbled together, to shame. All of that, as REAL sex with REAL, beautiful people from this site. Alot of us have, are, and will continue to do so.
It's just a shame (for you, not us) that you couldn't stop acting like a coked up Dennis Miller, masquerading as Pat O'Brien with the phone in his hand, long enough for your pretentious and ridiculous personality to fail to get you any pussy from here, instead.
But you do live in LA, so maybe its standard. Good riddance and good luck with your 'decadent' life.
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Personally I think the guy is just a jerk and he could well be the first person I have put on ignore.
I could go on but I am not going to waste my time!
I could go on but I am not going to waste my time!
Pretentious..Moi?
Touchy! and and slightly defensive I sense, and I have to admit that I did not consider there would be any seduction, how romantic. I think that I am probably an awfull failure, but seduction, you've got me there, I guess I didn't think of it that way, but really, what's the point of seducing someone or something from somewhere, why not go and be seductive with your personality, your charm etc out in the real world where people can see you for who you are instead of what your hiding behind, it takes a bit more courage, but these are my feelings I'm not saying I'm right or wrong, it's how I feel, I obviously don't get it, but thank God for fascists like you, fighting for this particular Revolution. I only suggested a part of my life is decadent, but of course you criticise my thoughts, which are general, whereas your are trying to decide who I am on a personal level. But I am glad that I got somekind of reaction, and my God, you are so predictable with the LA taunt obviously you have a provincial chip on your shoulder, you are probably better off charming the panties off of some sweetyoung thing with your impressive typewriter, how did you know I was Dennis Miller!
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Touchy! and and slightly defensive I sense, and I have to admit that I did not consider there would be any seduction, how romantic. I think that I am probably an awfull failure, but seduction, you've got me there, I guess I didn't think of it that way, but really, what's the point of seducing someone or something from somewhere, why not go and be seductive with your personality, your charm etc out in the real world where people can see you for who you are instead of what your hiding behind, it takes a bit more courage, but these are my feelings I'm not saying I'm right or wrong, it's how I feel, I obviously don't get it, but thank God for fascists like you, fighting for this particular Revolution. I only suggested a part of my life is decadent, but of course you criticise my thoughts, which are general, whereas your are trying to decide who I am on a personal level. But I am glad that I got somekind of reaction, and my God, you are so predictable with the LA taunt obviously you have a provincial chip on your shoulder, you are probably better off charming the panties off of some sweetyoung thing with your impressive typewriter, how did you know I was Dennis Miller!
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Tintagel said:
Pity you can't spell!
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Another approriate word for the thread starter.
And yes, some of us do have sex, maybe even with each other.
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No way! (can't let you off that easy.... lol)Tintagel said:
I think you are being misunderstood, perhaps your opening tone was taken to be attacking but I think I understand what you are getting at. I've been reading the book Caught in the Net about recognizing Internet addiction and strategies for recovery. Internet addiction really is no laughing matter.
I know I came dangerously close to that line, probably even pushed the line too. I know the net can be addictive and then Lit. just adds to the 'charm'. Lit is a very interesting place and probably could have been a virtual gold mine for Freud and others but there is something about this place....
There are great people here, the reasons we are here are as numerous as the posters and readers. The interaction is amazing and the friendships and relationships are real. I've met some of the people here and am so glad for the friendships.
But your point is well taken, there is the strangeness of 'doing online' versus being out in the world. For me it was/is something to consider seriously. I have found a balance and it is much better for me. The interaction I have with friends here is enhanced by my time not spent here. I have more experiences out in the 'concrete and mortar' world to bring to my online life.
The Internet is here to stay (oh horrors!), and I have come to find that there isn't a real life vs. online life for me. Both have found their place in my life - the whole of my life.
Welcome to Lit. Shall I give you the usual welcoming virtual pamphlet?
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Well put Cathleen 
In answer to the question, no I'm not having sex, I didn't find out about lit until I'd been celibate for over a year and yes I do go out into the real world frequently, I just haven't met anyone I'd consider taking home to bed. Maybe I'm just too picky.
As for why I joined lit, well as they say misery likes it's own and the same goes for sexual frustration, on lit I can chat to people who are in the same situation as me and have a good laugh about it too.
In answer to the question, no I'm not having sex, I didn't find out about lit until I'd been celibate for over a year and yes I do go out into the real world frequently, I just haven't met anyone I'd consider taking home to bed. Maybe I'm just too picky.
As for why I joined lit, well as they say misery likes it's own and the same goes for sexual frustration, on lit I can chat to people who are in the same situation as me and have a good laugh about it too.
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Sulk said:
What, you didn't like "riske?!"
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Thanks Azure, that is nice of you to say.Azure Dreams said:Well put Cathleen
In answer to the question, no I'm not having sex, I didn't find out about lit until I'd been celibate for over a year and yes I do go out into the real world frequently, I just haven't met anyone I'd consider taking home to bed. Maybe I'm just too picky.
As for why I joined lit, well as they say misery likes it's own and the same goes for sexual frustration, on lit I can chat to people who are in the same situation as me and have a good laugh about it too.
I realized I didn't answer the original question. I can say ditto to your words.
I don't think I'm being picky, giving yourself physically (any way) is a gift. It is a gift that should be given thoughtfully in my opinion.
About that laughter - oh yeah! Without a doubt we need that!
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Cathleen said:
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Cathleen said:iansearchof said:Oh for the love of Pete!! I can't help it, I tried to lose the umbrella but it keeps finding me!
Of course it does, MP. It's that damnable sugar thing...
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Cathleen said:I suppose I could be mean if I had to. How about you call me Julie if I can call you Dick?
Lol Cate, you're not taking over this thread are you?
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