Does anyone here NOT masterbate?

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Does anyone on here not masterbate? I dont think it is possible, but maybe I am wrong. Just curious to see if this minority truly exisists?

Has anyone ever told them selves they should stop or that they are addicted?
 
I believe I masturbate. I'm not sure about masterbate.
 
foxinsox said:
Of course I don't masturbate.

Hmmph.

The very idea.

What a question to ask a lady on a public forum :mad:

*sighs*

No one has manners these days.

Foxy you are soooo cute when you are in a huff...

I like this av pic too...!
 
Hmmmmmmmmm Favourite Topic!

Yes - I do...I think it's the best form of stress relief, best cure for boredom, best way to explore yourself sexually...get to know your turn ons, what works for you etc.......<sigh> - Yes, I'm a `wanker' and I admit it - LOL :D .........Addictive? Yes - possibly...isn't everything though? :) All I can say is that I was a late starter in discovering my clit - but once I did - I realised what all the `fuss' was about. ;)
 
foxinsox said:


<suspiciously>

Have you got lipstick on?

Cos my lips go a very similar shade to the lips in your av when I apply Chanel Tinge 'O Dawn to my kisser :)

No...my lips are chapped though... I look a little ruddy in all the pics not just the ones I posted...its the light in the bathroom...:D
 
Originally posted by perky_baby

I believe I masturbate. I'm not sure about masterbate.


What were my elementry school teachers thinking? They knew I was going to be spelling the word masturbate all the time, they should of put it on one of my spelling tests so I would have not just humilated my self right now!

One day when I am old and join my kid's PTA I will request they put that on their spelling tests.
 
Lazarus1280 said:



What were my elementry school teachers thinking? They knew I was going to be spelling the word masturbate all the time, they should of put it on one of my spelling tests so I would have not just humilated my self right now!

One day when I am old and join my kid's PTA I will request they put that on their spelling tests.

An excellent idea, although I think you'll be fighting a whole new war.:(

:kiss:
 
Sheesh.

I went through a stage where i was doing myself 6 to 12 times a day.And that was as well as regular sex.

When i get bored,i masturbate.
It aint nothin horny or erotic,purely mechanical,i know what gets me off and i get myself there the quickest possible way.


Now i've calmed down a bit.*l*
Twice a day aint excessive is it?
 
Did you see your post count?
1234.
Cool.*l*
Evenin foxinsox.

Uh,Marxist will love me no matter what i wear.

As long as i keep sending him video files of me masturbating.
Ha.*l*
 
You mean we have a choice to do it or not?

I never knew. :eek: And here I am doing it all day long...:D
 
Well shit.

I used to love that stuff.


And you think you smelt like a pole cat?*l*


It always reminded me of summer for some strange reason.
 
So summer's when the Australian feral pole cat is out in force then?:D

I don't usually get to post things like that. Give me time to practice.
 
I dont think Australia actually has feral pole cats.



Feral 'roos,feral koalas,feral politicians....
 
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My dayum had will not stop pulling my cock no matter how many times I tell it not to Plus 95% of the people in the world do it and the other 5% lie
 
LOL isn't that kinda like asking people.

"Is there anyone here that dont breathe on a regular basis??"
 
I've only been doing it about once, maybe twice a week. I'm a little worried about myself! :eek:

I think everyone masturbates to a certain extent. If they don't get it out while their awake, the body sort of masturbates itself. Wet dreams if you will. ;)
 
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