Does anyone here amputate?

[RobDownSouth]

If so, cut it out.

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[subdued_passion]

In my defence, I am really really bored, and also really really exhausted.

 

[ms_ann_thrope]

Reminds me of that kid that got his arm stuck in a rock, hiking, and had to cut it off.