Does anyone have any good tips for teaching how to play with oneself on the piano?

[TWB]

I always heard it was easy, but I am having difficulty.

 

[Saint Peter]

Be very careful of crustaceans on keyboard instruments. It is much better to have lobsters on your piano than crabs on your organ in most cases. One must be very careful while playing with oneself with seafood around.

 

[TWB]

PPHFfffffffff!

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Saint Peter]

PPHFfffffffff!

Did you just fart on me?

That is way out of line.

 

[TWB]

Don't die.

Why did you hang up on me?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[TWB]

Hmmm. I won't ask here.

 

[binkley]

Re: Does anyone have any good tips for teaching how to play with oneself on the piano?

Older pianos seem to work better than newer models. More character, a rounder tone, and usually refinished at least once. And you can find real ivory on some of them. Tickle the ivories, that's the key to a truly orgasmic sound.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Saint Peter]

Check my monkeybutt baby.

 

[perks]

ok, I thought it was "tulips on my organ" not "roses on my piano".

I know I'm supposed to learn something new every day, but that I wasted it on this...



hey sugah, wanna be unblocked?

 

[TWB]

You know I don't have MSN at home.

You can unblock me but you won't see me. BUT

I guess that might be the idea.

 

[TWB]

Check my monkeybutt baby.

Imitation be the best form of flattery.

Thanks.

 

[Saint Peter]

Please note my monkeybutt has hair. Not even close to the same.

 

[TWB]

That ass looks an awful lot like a monkey face, I must say. Two of em!

But, whatever, if you want monkey ass hair, it is ok with me.

 

[Saint Peter]

You try to find a good pic of a monkey's ass on the web. It is not as easy as it sounds.

 

[TWB]

You are right. Except for that stuffed monkey I had up the other day.