Does anyone find these sexy?

[Keroin]

Speedos.

Without going into morbid detail, let's just say I have reached my Speedo viewing saturation limit.

 

[alyssawesome29]

Lol me too ... Not a speedo fan ... I find swimming trunks (down to around the knees) very sexy, though.

 

[Keroin]

Agreed. A nice pair of board shorts, just low enough to expose some hip bone...yum.

Speedos are an enigma. I've yet to meet one woman who admits to finding them attractive, (barring those sported by Olympic athletes), or one man who admits to wearing them and yet they're everywhere. Everywhere!

Why?

 

[Windflower]

Trunks please.
Speedos bug me. They remind me of the 80's when guys wore jogging pants with shorts over the top (so that whatever they were packing didn't cause a tent to poke out at the crotch).

Choice be mine, I'd rather see a birthday suit.

 

[hisgypsy]

I HATE Speedos.

 

[hisgypsy]

Men, take note and throw those Speedos as far away as you can. Don't take them to Goodwill where some other uninformed man will get them and put us through agony. Burn them, cut them into little pieces, anything! But please, please, please, don't wear them in public.

 

[be_ignited]

Having been witness to my father wearing one as a lark (he's a rather large, hairy, Italian man), I'd have to say that I am not a fan of the banana hammock.

 

[cromsgirl]

Well...

Some of the guys on my high school swim team looked good in their speedos. Granted I wanted to see them in less, so I might be biased.

 

[sinnocence]

Has anyone seen "Meet the Parents"? When Ben Stiller walked out in that itty bitty speedo, I was like, "Oh...wow...no."

Needless to say, I prefer trunks as well. They're MUCH sexier.

 

[Keroin]

Banana hammock? That is freaking hilarious! I call shotgun on that one.

I notice there are no male responses as of yet. Hm. Closet Speedo lovers?

Men?

 

[Keroin]

Some of the guys on my high school swim team looked good in their speedos. Granted I wanted to see them in less, so I might be biased.

Competitive swimmers get a pass, as long as they stay in the confines of the pool and/or training area. In this instance, I consider the Speedo, aka "Banana hammock", a uniform and until the day it's considered normal for competitive fencers to walk around the grocery store with white jumpsuits and mesh face guards on, I'd like it to remain as such.

BTW, that scene in "Meet the Parents" was brilliant. Nightmare inducing but brilliant.

 

[Netzach]

I find them generally awful - however there are some smooth twink-y guys who can wear them and instantly tap the brain of my inner predatory gay male and it's all really really good. My husband is one.

 

[Keroin]

Very well then...

Competitive swimmers get a pass.
Smooth, twink-y guys get a pass.

Anyone else?

The Bulgarian Men's Over-Sixty Shuffleboard team on vacation in Miami does not, repeat not, get a pass.

Still no men responding. Very suspicious.

 

[JMohegan]

Speedos aren't my style, but Clothes Police is not my M.O.

If the Bulgarian team is havin' a good time, I say rock on.

 

[WriterDom]

Reminds me of when I went to the beach with 3 other friends when I was only a junior in high school. One of the guys had his shorts on the beach and they got carried away. All he had on was a Speedo and he got arrested. I can't remember if it was just because he was wearing them or maybe some guy kept following him and he hit him. Yeah, seems like he had a stalker and M told him that he was going to bust him in the face if he didn't quit. I wasn't with him when it happened. Then we got kicked out of the State Park for hiding girl's panties in the trees and having lots of vodka in the camper. I was lucky to survive my first 21 years.

Too much like wearing panties for me.

 

[Keroin]

Speedos aren't my style, but Clothes Police is not my M.O.

If the Bulgarian team is havin' a good time, I say rock on.

When it comes to Speedos, I like to think of myself as the Clothes Gestapo.

 

[Keroin]

Thanks for a fun day everyone!

I've finished cleaning behind the fridge and now it's martini o'clock. It's been a pleasure, thanks for all the comments. Hasta.

 

[ShyVixen]

There is only time I have ever found speedos sexy and that was when David Duchovny wore red speedos in an episode of the X-files. It's just a no-no in my opinion.

 

[romantic_always]

There is only time I have ever found speedos sexy and that was when David Duchovny wore red speedos in an episode of the X-files. It's just a no-no in my opinion.

What?! How did I miss this episode??

 

[lilylicious]

I grew up swimming competitively and it never occurred to me there was anything wrong with Speedos until I saw a hairy older man with a gut wear one. Eww. I have to say, all the yumminess one can imagine in Speedos can be erased by the memory of one fat, hairy, old guy. *shudders*

BTW - Now competitive swimmers mostly wear what look like biking shorts. Disturbing. They smash everything down for the sake of steamlining. Pshaw!

Yes, gimme some board shorts wore low on a man with hip bones!

 

[Chiisai_Neko]

Horrible, horrible, horrible. I prefer trunks.

The only time when a speedo is acceptable is when you have to wear it for a sport and you shave all your body hair. And, seriously, it has to be all of the body hair. There is very little more disturbing than a man in a speedo, totally shaved, with wisps of pubic hair curling out from the leg hole. *shudder*

 

[satindesire]

I find them generally awful - however there are some smooth twink-y guys who can wear them and instantly tap the brain of my inner predatory gay male and it's all really really good. My husband is one.

SENATOR CRAIG lives inside you?!



*covers head with both arms and runs away giggling*

Um ...on topic here...I prefer nude beaches. But I don't really care what a guy wears as long as the color looks good with his skin tone and he has a nice hairy chest.

 

[trisquel_astur]

jejeje

It depends of the body!

Nice guy... speedos are OK.
Ugly guy... burka is preferable!

And for women are the same

lol

 

[kinkyknickers]

Argh! budgy smugglers. Argh! (hello everyone, how's tricks?)

 

[Netzach]

SENATOR CRAIG lives inside you?!



*covers head with both arms and runs away giggling*

Um ...on topic here...I prefer nude beaches. But I don't really care what a guy wears as long as the color looks good with his skin tone and he has a nice hairy chest.

I am the MSP airport bathroom.

Hey, congrats, btw...