Does anybody else think we should.....

[Azwed]

Kick florida out of the union. I mean no offense to any Floridans some of my best friends live there but lets get serious.

1. They screwed up the election. I Think we can all agree on this not matter what side of the political spectrum you are on.

2. All the terrorists seem to have been living there and training there.

3. This whole Anthrax business started there.

4. It would solve our social security problem, since we would probably lose half the people who claim social security benifts.

what other reasons can you think of to get rid of florida.

 

[Angel]

Hey, I'm trying to move there!

 

[Azwed]

Hmhh well maybe that does eliminate some of the reasons to git rid of florida. You would most definitly pretty up the state some you sexy Angel you.

 

[SweetNick]

Hey, I'm trying to move there!

Have him move to you, then we can get rid of the State. It can then be called, North Cuba.

 

[Angel]

How about if we keep the Tampa/Clearwater/St. Pete's area and eliminate the rest?

 

[Azwed]

That sounds ok i guess angel. Just have a new florida Key. Oh yeah we are keeping the Keys just getting rid of mainland florida.

 

[SweetNick]

No really, I like the Cuba, North Cuba idea. I mean Tampa/St. Pete's has a huge social security population. They either have to move out so we can keep it, or he has to move to you.

 

[Angel]

But I hate snow! I want to move down there!

 

[SweetNick]

But I hate snow! I want to move down there!

You want to go down on who? Just move to Texas or Hawaii, or Cali.

 

[Azwed]

But I hate snow! I want to move down there!

You just need someone who can make you hot enough to melt all the snow around you.

I am applying for that job

 

[Angel]

But I like FLORIDA!

I've been down there a few times, but never to that area until this past June. I fell in love with it while I was down there. And one of us has to move somewhere eventually when things settle down to become permanant - so it will be me. I have no problem at all leaving New York. Although I'll always be a NY'er at heart - I can come visit in the summer though.

 

[SweetNick]

Ok, so you're telling us that we have to keep the damn place just for you???

Sighhh, ok, you're worth all the aggravation. But if one more election drags on for weeks because of the damn state, say Bye-Bye.