Doctor update

[sch00lteacher]

Saw the bone doctor yesterday.

I am going to be out of work until the 7th of Feb. now. Another month. *heavy sigh*

I have no strength in my right leg. No balance, no endurance. Still need pain medication. So.....

Good side, I can keep up my addiction with Lit.

Bad side, I will probably be fucking crazy by the time this is over.

Gotta join the Y and get on the bike, and do a lot of walking in the pool. Yeah, like I am rich getting half pay and disability insurance.

Just a FYI.

 

[Astro]

pain medication

I dont know your views, but dope is meant to be good for deep pain like bone ache.

 

[MissTaken]

But, How are you feeling?

Is being home on lit another month going to be difficult? OR can we make your convalescence easier?



Hey, teach! How do you spell convalescensenenenene and for that matter another word I block on is

maneuveurrueurueurueuru?

Thanks!

 

[sch00lteacher]

But, How are you feeling?

Is being home on lit another month going to be difficult? OR can we make your convalescence easier?



Hey, teach! How do you spell convalescensenenenene and for that matter another word I block on is

maneuveurrueurueurueuru?

Thanks!

Convalescence
Maneuver

I am feeling a little depressed. Not unexpected. I am kinda tired of being 'sick'. Can't drive anywhere so I am truly stuck at home during the day. I am tired of having to wait for my wife to take me out.

If I don't take my pain meds on time I hurt. Now I know why athletes who pull their quadriceps usually sit out the rest of the season. Mine wasn't pulled, it was cut in half and sewed back together. Ouch.

To make my life easier, just put up with me on here. This board really makes things better for me. I am talking to people, passing time. I don't feel as shut in or shut away.

I really thank you for your concern.

 

[MissTaken]

OUCH!

*hugs for Teach*

And thanks for clearing up those two little words. I go into a brain fog and hate mispelling.

Maneuver is definitely a word that I like to use on line....

"She maneuvered herself closer..."

"He maneuvered his **** in such a fashion as to..."

You get the idea!

 

[estevie]

awwww, teach, I'm sorry hon!

Hang in there! We'll do our best to keep ya company!

 

[sch00lteacher]

Oh yeah, I need someone to call my principal and tell him I won't be back next week like he thought. Boy is he going to be pissed.

Gotta work up the nerve to do that soon.

 

[MissTaken]

Cheffie wanted to phone someone last night!

Give him the number....



ROFL at image of Cheffie making a call thinking some sweet sexy thing is going to talk dirty, only to find a school principal on the other end!

 

[estevie]

hey teach? your pic looks sooo familiar..have you always lived in NC?

I'll call your principal for ya...I have an 11yo that gives me lots of practice talking to the principal!

 

[Cheyenne]

hey teach? your pic looks sooo familiar..have you always lived in NC?

Funny you should say that, I thought the same thing when he first posted it. Why does it look so familiar to me?

 

[Merelan]

Girls it is obvious why he looks familiar to you. He is the man of your secret fantasies.

Am I right?????

 

[Guest]

Oh yeah, I need someone to call my principal and tell him I won't be back next week like he thought. Boy is he going to be pissed.

Gotta work up the nerve to do that soon.

I'll write you a note, sch00lteacher...

Dear sch00lteacher's Principal,

Please let sch00lteacher stay with his friends at Literotica for another month or so. He can't return back to work until February 7th, 2002. More importantly, though, he is very much needed at our porn site. He has brought tremendous pleasure to countless of people, especially women.

Thank you for your understanding in this matter. We, as well as sch00lteacher, appreciate it very much. lol

We are exercising his many muscles and his hip in hopes that when he returns to his teaching post, he'll be able to run through the halls and jump higher than he ever thought possible.

Signed: Enchanted (a poster at Literotica)

 

[PHANTOM5875]

Get better real soon!..............................

Hey Sch00lteacher! Sorry to hear your recovery is going so slow. Wishing for you a speedy recovery.

Maybe you could rent one of those little electric scooters and then you go around terrorizing the neighborhood! Just think how much fun you could have just pulling up in some stranger's drive and plugging into their external electric outlet for a little boost.

when they come out to see what's going on, just pull your hat down low over your forehead and mutter something about "thought it was the 7-11 store" and then roar (?) off down the street singing Dixie.

Then, if still bored, on to the shopping mall!

Get well soon!

And, hey, like the hat! Did you get permission from your cat demon controller to wear it's hat?

 

[sch00lteacher]

Thanks for the laughs.

You guys are da craziest peoples.

The only reason I am at the computer at this time in the afternoon is that I had to go online and find my principal's phone number. Got it, called him... Got his ANSWERING MACHINE! *doing a little handicapped dance*

I like answering machines when you have to leave bad news to someone. Break it to them, then they already know it when they have to call you back.

Enchanted - I love your letter. Too bad most educators have a serious stick shoved up their ass. I would truly love to send that to our secretary, she'd get a huge kick outta it. She is around 60 something, and will not leave me alone.

PHANTOM5875 - I have become a terror in my wheelchair. I am doing my best to get around using two canes. But when I have to cover a lot of ground, like the mall, I pop into the chair. I am sitting in it right now, as it is the most comfortable chair in this room to sit in for a long time.

You learn a lot about people in a wheelchair. A hell of a lot. You see a lot of asses too. Literally. Your eyes are right at ass level. Not a lot of fun when stuck behind a big behind. Why is it that people with fat asses tend to back up a lot with out looking behind themselves?

Eye contact. I mean, I got a steel hip. I am not drooling at the mouth or anything. But some people see that chair, and can't deal with it. Some people are overly polite. Some people go out of their way to make eye contact, and acknowledge you, like they are showing the world how liberal they are. Other people treat me like I am not there. They cut in front of me in line, step right out in front of me (wheelchairs do not stop on a dime). It has been an experience.

Back to being a terror. When I go into a store and I can't get through an isle because they have shit stacked in the way, or crap is on the floor (you know what the stores are like at Christmas time) I either run over the stuff and destroy it, or crash into enough that it is no longer an obstical.

They don't want to argue with me about not being able to get my wheelchair through a store isle.

No I have not always lived in NC. Only been here since 97.

 

[Guest]

sch00lteacher replied:

Eye contact. I mean, I got a steel hip. I am not drooling at the mouth or anything.

Damn, just damn! I was kind of hoping you were drooling at the sight of me. LOL!!!

Sorry, I just couldn't resist. I am so glad you haven't lost your sense of humor.

Sweet dreams to you.

 

[perks]

hey teach,

I know it is difficult and painful both physically and to your psychological well being. If you need to talk to someone I'd be happy to call.....my dad has been in a wheel chair for almost 10 years now...I might not know how it feels to be in it, but I know how to listen about it.

or I can just keep buggin ya on the fuck thread,
perky

 

[Mellon Collie]

I hope you feel better soon.

 

[Tim1]

Hey Teach

Hey Teach, You and I don't really know each other YET but i'm real sorry to hear about your trouble. I've been very luckey with my health aside from a small heart attack almost 4 years ago.

I'll do my best to sprinkle some humor or just plain stupid shit.
I will be glad when your better..

 

[sch00lteacher]

Thanks.

hey teach,

I know it is difficult and painful both physically and to your psychological well being. If you need to talk to someone I'd be happy to call.....my dad has been in a wheel chair for almost 10 years now...I might not know how it feels to be in it, but I know how to listen about it.

or I can just keep buggin ya on the fuck thread,
perky

Feel free to PM any ol' time. And keep on 'buggin' me, it really does cheer me up. I don't plan on using this chair much past this coming month. I hope I can build my muscles up enough that I don't need it. Until then people best stay outta my way

Again,

Thanks

 

[sch00lteacher]

Thanks.

I hope you feel better soon.

ME TOO!

Until then let's just hope the drugs keep on working. Make me feel nice and mellow if I take all of them. Which I don't often do. I hate taking pain pills. But...

Thank you for your concern.

 

[sch00lteacher]

Re: Hey Teach

Hey Teach, You and I don't really know each other YET but i'm real sorry to hear about your trouble. I've been very luckey with my health aside from a small heart attack almost 4 years ago.

I'll do my best to sprinkle some humor or just plain stupid shit.
I will be glad when your better..

God, everytime I see that AV I crack up. I love it.

A small heart attack eh? No such thing. I had mine on May 1st, 2001. This has been a fun year. I am so glad it is almost over.

Just keep on posting so I can see your AV. And let's get to know each other.

Thanks Tim1

 

[JennyOmanHill]

Sorry to hear that it's another month, but I'm sure your new camera, and your friends here at Lit, will boost you through (and time will now go faster than ever!). Best wishes for a great new year, and may you really be up and about soon!