Doctor Tells Woman With Back Pain That She Suffers From Ghetto Booty

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'Ghetto booty' diagnosis angers patient



JACKSON, Tenn. - A Tennessee woman is filing a complaint after she said her doctor used an offensive term while giving her a diagnosis.

Terry Ragland went to a doctor looking for treatment for her severe lower back pain.

Ragland said she was seen by a nurse, then the doctor, who sent her to get an X-ray.

When he came back into the exam room, Ragland said the doctor gave her a diagnosis not seen in any medical book.

"He said, 'I know what the problem is. It's ghetto booty,' and I said, 'Ghetto what?' He said, 'Ghetto booty,'" Ragland said. "He said, 'There's no cure for it, but I could give you something if you're having pain.'"

Ragland said she reported the incident to the office manager, who apologized.

A few weeks later, the doctor sent a letter of apology, saying he was trying to tell her that she had lumbar lordosis, a curve in her spine that makes the buttocks protrude more.

There is no cure.
 
My doctor said I have Prodigious Booty.

His advice was to use it to my advantage:

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A few weeks later, the doctor sent a letter of apology, saying he was trying to tell her that she had lumbar lordosis, a curve in her spine that makes the buttocks protrude more.

There is no cure.

I question the doctor's diagnosis. With an ass that big you couldn't get a standard x-ray machine within 30 feet of her lumbar.

And the word "lordosis" is derived from "LORD!!" + "Oh, sister!!"
 
I'm #99 on the get your ass out here thread. Note to those who might yet have to post their ass. Don't post anywhere near SexyWench in a red thong and bra. Only comment on my ass was if it had been bitten. Nope! Only a grab scratch!
 
Steatopygia (/stiːˌætɵˈpɪdʒiə/;[1] Greek: στεατοπυγία) is a high degree of fat accumulation in and around the buttocks. The deposit of fat is not confined to the gluteal regions, but extends to the outside and front of the thighs, forming a thick layer reaching sometimes to the knee.
 
Steatopygia (/stiːˌætɵˈpɪdʒiə/;[1] Greek: στεατοπυγία) is a high degree of fat accumulation in and around the buttocks. The deposit of fat is not confined to the gluteal regions, but extends to the outside and front of the thighs, forming a thick layer reaching sometimes to the knee.

Not there yet myself. Just a big ass. Yikes did I say that.:eek:
 
I'm #99 on the get your ass out here thread. Note to those who might yet have to post their ass. Don't post anywhere near SexyWench in a red thong and bra. Only comment on my ass was if it had been bitten. Nope! Only a grab scratch!

Huh ... what?
 
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