"Docking...

[piccicatopolka]

...to put the head of one's penis inside of the foreskin of another's penis." Who knew?! If it weren't for Tosh.0, I never would have imagined it. And the term gives me major giggles! I knew what scissoring was before Southpark. How about you? Learn any Urban Slang by surprise lately?

 

[Earl]

 

[Byron In Exile]

...to put the head of one's penis inside of the foreskin of another's penis." Who knew?! If it weren't for Tosh.0, I never would have imagined it. And the term gives me major giggles! I knew what scissoring was before Southpark. How about you? Learn any Urban Slang by surprise lately?

And this would be fun... in what way?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

wtf @ reply 2

 

[piccicatopolka]

I was asking for other slang terms.

Full paragraphs are complex... I know.

How about this one.

To be performed while having sex in the standard missionary position. Sex proceeds as normal until just prior to the male reaching an orgasm. When an orgasm is imminent, the male pulls out his penis, takes both his hands and pushes the skin back on the sides of the female's face giving her 'Asian eyes.' While continuing to hold the 'Asian Eye' look on the female's face, the male reaches a climax and ejaculates in both of the female's eyes giving her... "Cambodian Cataracts."

 

[Byron In Exile]

I was asking for other slang terms.

"Docking" reminds me of when America did cool shit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QS3JSRGk3o

And there were no doubts about it.

 

[QueenLevitra]

I was asking for other slang terms.

Full paragraphs are complex... I know.

How about this one.

To be performed while having sex in the standard missionary position. Sex proceeds as normal until just prior to the male reaching an orgasm. When an orgasm is imminent, the male pulls out his penis, takes both his hands and pushes the skin back on the sides of the female's face giving her 'Asian eyes.' While continuing to hold the 'Asian Eye' look on the female's face, the male reaches a climax and ejaculates in both of the female's eyes giving her... "Cambodian Cataracts."

Spinners came before Scissors.

 

[piccicatopolka]

I think people read the preview and run away gagging. LOL!

 

[blobfish]

That might be hard to do in America.

 

[piccicatopolka]

I was once very close to running to New Zealand. Still bummed it didn't work out.

 

[Byron In Exile]

No actual response, so...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QS3JSRGk3o

 

[blobfish]

I was once very close to running to New Zealand. Still bummed it didn't work out.

Ocean got in your way?

 

[piccicatopolka]

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i can't see it

 

[piccicatopolka]

http://wadsworthd2002.tripod.com/images/docking-astp.gif

Hmm... I can and it showed in the preview here.

 

[Byron In Exile]

It just says, "Image hosted by tripod"

 

[piccicatopolka]

Yeah... I see that now too but it was ok before I closed my browser. So it was a space docking animated gif ~ nuffin nasty.

 

[lovetoread]

I was asking for other slang terms.

Full paragraphs are complex... I know.

How about this one.

To be performed while having sex in the standard missionary position. Sex proceeds as normal until just prior to the male reaching an orgasm. When an orgasm is imminent, the male pulls out his penis, takes both his hands and pushes the skin back on the sides of the female's face giving her 'Asian eyes.' While continuing to hold the 'Asian Eye' look on the female's face, the male reaches a climax and ejaculates in both of the female's eyes giving her... "Cambodian Cataracts."

Does this mean some guy just needs to jizz in my eyes?

 

[piccicatopolka]

If you want Cambodian Cataracts; yeah.

Did you know that a sexual threesome normally involving one woman and two men can be called a TRIZ?!

 

[bluemuse]

I thought that docking was inserting the clitoris into a penis (hole) . Thank you for clearing this up for me. Imagine my embarrassment at cocktail parties when this subject comes up and I have it all wrong.

 

[doctor_insanus]

The Zombie Mask

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting, trash-barrel whore, tell her you want her to look right up at you with "those pretty little eyes" when you blow your load. Then, just when you're ready to spew a good week's worth of goo, blast that hefty load in both eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched, and moaning like the walking dead.

 

[blobfish]

How about Santorum? That's the frothy mixture of semen and feces that results from two men having sex.

 

[lovetoread]

If you want Cambodian Cataracts; yeah.

Did you know that a sexual threesome normally involving one woman and two men can be called a TRIZ?!

Hmm, so I can say I want a Triz and nobody would know what I meant...

 

[Aquagal]

If I could even get past the docking without gagging, that birds nest they got going on gave me some shivers.

 

[Bert Notorius]

what the fuck is wrong with people?