Do you

[His_pita]

I like mine double toasted with some butter and cheddar cheese but if the power is off I can eat em raw. *growls like a cave man*

Fury

Seriously! What flavor Pop-Tart are you using???

I like chocolate, strawberry and blueberry. I want them almost burnt.

Of course Pop-Tarts ARE NOT on my low carb diet!!!

 

[DVS]

I think I"ve had one pop tart in my whole life. That was YEARS ago. It didn't thrill me. I've neve had another. Guess I'm already sweet enough.

 

[PickOne]

1 Strawberry Pop Tart
Toast lightly to warm center
Use edge of sharp knife to open one end
Insert tongue
Gently suck fruit filling out
Toss spent outer crust
Repeat as required

 

[His_pita]

1 Strawberry Pop Tart
Toast lightly to warm center
Use edge of sharp knife to open one end
Insert tongue
Gently suck fruit filling out
Toss spent outer crust
Repeat as required

What a waste!

Can I have your crust?

 

[Private_Label]

I am a pop tart virgin

*sob*

Everyone else gets all the fun, the E numbers and the calories but me



Will just have to content myself with the idea of toasting his cock prior to anal in order to recreate sex with a pop tart.


Does anyone actually eat them?

I did a few times. There weren't as fun as they looked in the comercials. I prefer the cinnamon and cinamon apple ones if someone is offering...

/me offers Shy cookie dough instead

much better tasting IMO, and with the raw eggs it's living on the edge BABY!

 

[Shankara20]

Does anyone actually eat them?

fuck my food?

eat my sex?


who the hell even tries to sort it all out????

 

[graceanne]

I think I"ve had one pop tart in my whole life.

That's just sick and wrong. *shakes head* I'd say you'd just changed my entire opinion about you, but well . . .

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Aren't university students supposed to be smart, damn it?

The stupidest fuckers walking the planet are college students. Yours was an emergency. Imagine having to stand out in the snow eight weekends in a row for 20 minutes because some drunk sob coming back from a pub crawl thinks it's funny to get everyone up at 3 in the morning. Nothing like a fire hoax to fuck up a perfectly good lay, and why i never stayed in a dorm past the mandatory freshman year.

 

[saw_man1]

Woe is me

I need to start living. I don’t eat pop tarts, cookies, or anything fun.
I had cheesecake for dessert twice last week and that was only because I did not want to insult my host. Even then I ate less than half. I felt guilty about eating it and worked like a dog the next day trying to exorcise the calories off.

I think I am going to buy some pop tarts tomorrow and if that goes well I'll get some cookies next week. One box wont ruin me will it?

At my age, I'm beginning to think I am fighting a losing battle against time and gravity anyway. Maybe I just need to surrender.

 

[graceanne]

The stupidest fuckers walking the planet are college students. Yours was an emergency. Imagine having to stand out in the snow eight weekends in a row for 20 minutes because some drunk sob coming back from a pub crawl thinks it's funny to get everyone up at 3 in the morning. Nothing like a fire hoax to fuck up a perfectly good lay, and why i never stayed in a dorm past the mandatory freshman year.

Is it safe to assume that it stopped after the eigth weekend cause someone figured out who was doing it, and 'persuaded' him of the error of his ways?

 

[jadefirefly]

I'd just assume it stopped because he got too drunk, went to the wrong dorm, and hasn't found his way home yet.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Is it safe to assume that it stopped after the eigth weekend cause someone figured out who was doing it, and 'persuaded' him of the error of his ways?

Do you imply i had something to do with the fluorescent dye pack that splattered all over him making it impossible for him to enter the dorm without the RAs knowing (at least in this particular instance) he instigated the fire alarm? i didn't get a chance to do anything before someone dimed the dingleberry out to the RAs while he huddled among us going "Oh shit, what do i do now?"

Answer: Enjoy community college asshat. You ain't finishing school here. Oh, and enjoy the misdemeanor police record for stupidity plus the fines, plus the expenses from the city fire department. i'm sure your parents radiate pride to this day.

BOT, what interesting things one could do with the hot filling of a pop tart ...

 

[graceanne]

LOL I would never imply anything like that about you.

I have a friend who has a mind like yours, just not the supplies. Their was this icecream man who'd go by her apartment every day at noon, song blaring, and wake her daughter from a nap. She asked him to stop, but he wouldn't. He's lucky she never got anyone to let her borrow a paint gun.

 

[ThorkelGriersen]

Tried a Pop Tart once. Find Cardboard tastier.

 

[FurryFury]

Seriously! What flavor Pop-Tart are you using???

I like chocolate, strawberry and blueberry. I want them almost burnt.

Of course Pop-Tarts ARE NOT on my low carb diet!!!

Blueberry no icing is my fav but I often have problems finding those. In a pinch I use Strawberry no icing, the main problem with those is my son will eat them too which means they could be gone the next time I need one.

When I have to get up in the dreaded mornings and work, I feel I should eat something. It's often very hard for me to do so. Many days I have three gigs to go to and won't be able to eat again until nearly 1 p.m.

A pop tart, with a little butter, melted beneath it, and a small slice of cheddar cheese, along with about three ounces of OJ and a HUGE decaf full of cream, vanilla and sugar are one of the few breakfasts I can usually stomach. Sometimes though it's just a cracker and a couple of ounces of Dr. Pepper if I'm feeling real nauseous. I hate eating before I've been up an hour or two but I try.

With enough time I could totally do a Belgian waffle with fresh fruit and whipped cream. Or just about any traditional breakfast I was raised with. Most days though, I have the good fortune to miss the morning and breakfast completely.

Fury

 

[FurryFury]

I need to start living. I don’t eat pop tarts, cookies, or anything fun.
I had cheesecake for dessert twice last week and that was only because I did not want to insult my host. Even then I ate less than half. I felt guilty about eating it and worked like a dog the next day trying to exorcise the calories off.

I think I am going to buy some pop tarts tomorrow and if that goes well I'll get some cookies next week. One box wont ruin me will it?

At my age, I'm beginning to think I am fighting a losing battle against time and gravity anyway. Maybe I just need to surrender.

LOL!

You can eat anything!

You just can't eat a LOT of anything and then not exercise.

See how good life is?

Fury

 

[jadefirefly]

LOL I would never imply anything like that about you.

I have a friend who has a mind like yours, just not the supplies. Their was this icecream man who'd go by her apartment every day at noon, song blaring, and wake her daughter from a nap. She asked him to stop, but he wouldn't. He's lucky she never got anyone to let her borrow a paint gun.

Oh my god, that used to happen to me too!

I also grew to fear Thursdays, because it meant I would get no peace at all -- Thursdays was lawn maintenance day at my apartment complex. The entire place would be quiet and serene, lulling you into a false sense of security, until EXACTLY 10 minutes after I put my son to bed for a nap.

It didn't matter what time of day it was. It always happened.

They would show up outside his window with the weed whacker, hedge trimmers and lawn mower, and wouldn't go away for three goddamned hours.

Every.

Damn.

Week.



I hated them.

 

[FurryFury]

LOL!

I live near a public pool / day care in the summer / and gym. It's full of screaming and whistle blowing as well as maintenance of grounds.

Leaf blowers are some of the noisiest things on the face of the earth and should be destroyed right away.

The birds are so confused by all the lights on my street that they sing 24 hours a day because they don't know when it is night. And they are damned noisy too!

I can also hear parking lot sweepers at nearby hotels and malls as well as Dixie dumpster noises.

Plus, I live between TWO hospitals so there are constantly sirens going by which used to freak me out because I was so use to in the last home I lived in, hearing ambulance sirens and knowing it was my mom trying to kill herself again.

Thank goodness, I mostly tune all of this out these days. I do hear slightly fewer wrecks here than I did at my old house.

Fury

 

[Evil_Geoff]

Frosted blueberry or frosted chocolate.
Toasted nicely
A little butter ain't bad at all.

Slice o'cheese on top IMMEDIATELY after removal from toaster is good on the apple or apple-cinnamon ones.

In a pinch a microwave will do but Toasters are "traditional".

 

[AngelicAssassin]

They would show up outside his window with the weed whacker, hedge trimmers and lawn mower, and wouldn't go away for three goddamned hours.

Could have been worse. They could have showed up at the front door offering a free pubic area trim using the same tools in exchange for less time outside his window.

BOT, could one use the hot filling for the same (albeit more diabolical) purpose?

 

[graceanne]

I've always been pretty lucky. I don't get rude icecream men, or whatever. But what I can guarantee is that whenever someone turns me into welfare (happens at least once a year) that the social worker will come during nap time. Every freaken time. And they insist on seeing whichever child to make sure they aren't covered in bruises (they never are), and that always wakes him or her up. You'd think people who make a living at this would know not to visit between 12:30 and 1:30ish, but NO! I mean can't they bug someone who's kids are older?

 

[jadefirefly]

Leaf Blowers are the spawns of Satan. I hate them.

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

Leaf Blowers are the spawns of Satan. I hate them.

What I don't get Miss Jade is where they are blowing the leaves to. As far as I can see they just blow them off the property onto someone elses or the street.

I banned the guy I hired to look after the garden when I lived on the immediate waterfront from using one . He used to blow all the 'refuse/garden stuff/pop tarts etc' straight into the sea..............the idiot.

heh not an 'official hijack' worked a poptart into the post......

 

[graceanne]

What I don't get Miss Jade is where they are blowing the leaves to. As far as I can see they just blow them off the property onto someone elses or the street.

I banned the guy I hired to look after the garden when I lived on the immediate waterfront from using one . He used to blow all the 'refuse/garden stuff/pop tarts etc' straight into the sea..............the idiot.

heh not an 'official hijack' worked a poptart into the post......

After your whisper I had to reread your post. I thought you said he blew all the pop cans into the sea. That'll teach me to pay closer attention. LOL

 

[@}-}rebecca----]

After your whisper I had to reread your post. I thought you said he blew all the pop cans into the sea. That'll teach me to pay closer attention. LOL

oooooooh charming......laughs

Garden by the sea with rubbish thrown everywhere

Australians call pop........soft drink ......I am feeling quite alien today...