Elite_Goblin
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- Sep 24, 2018
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Just for fun.
Do you enjoy dirty talk in the bedroom during sex?
Yes.
Do you ever watch your sex in a mirror?
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Just for fun.
Do you enjoy dirty talk in the bedroom during sex?
Yes.
Do you ever watch your sex in a mirror?
Yes.
Do you ever video your sex sessions?
I have on occasion.
Do you like it soft and slow or hard and fast?
Hard and Fast
Do you plan your sessions with your SO?
Haven't had relations with the SO in almost 10 years. She's no longer interested.
Do you have you eye on a neighbor as a possible future sex partner?
No.
Do you ever flirt with others?
As often as possible.
Do you ever cross the line?
Close but no
Do you sleep in on the weekends?
Recently retired, it's all one big weekend!
Do you do your own laundry?
Yes, and I do my wife's and son's laundry as well. (I am a stay-at-home dad)I also get the groceries and cook for the family.
Do you like soft egg yolks?
Yes.
Do you like beer?
Yes, but haven't had one in years
Do you play albums?
Not anymore.
Do you still have a cassette collection?
I do, all scattered, never played. My love is vinyl.
Do you sleep well at night?
No, haven’t had a good nights sleep in months.
Do you take naps during the day?
Tried it, but it disrupts my already poor sleeping rhythm.
Do you find it worse or better to sleep with another person in the bed?
Better, I like the closeness and cuddling
Do you prefer to sleep nude or in pjs?
Nude.
Do you take cream with your coffee?
Always.
Do you like to be risky in public?
Yes
Do you kiss on the first date?
Probably a peck and only if attracted to him
What sound of nature do you enjoy best at night?
Her orgasm. Wait, tree frogs. Yes, the frogs.
Do you follow the seasonal change in the stars?
No, but that sounds cool.
Do you floss everyday?
Depends. If it's my hygienist asking, yes of course. If I'm honest, not every day, no.
Do you answer truthfully when asked by a medical professional how many units of alcohol you drink in a week?