coochiebarber
Pussy Shaver
- Joined
- May 19, 2013
- Posts
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No.
Do you always follow the speed limit when you're driving?
I try to follow speed limits.
Have you ever crossed speed limits in city areas?
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No.
Do you always follow the speed limit when you're driving?
I try to follow speed limits.
Have you ever crossed speed limits in city areas?

Sometimes, but I always follow the speed limit when I'm around schools and parks.
Do you watch out for police vehicles when you're driving?
no
Have you ever been stopped by a police car?
Yes, because I had a broken tail light.
Have you ever been chased by a police car?
No
Do you like teasing cops?
Ops! sorry, forgot this is a DO YOU game and not HAVE YOU
Not enough female cops around that I might be tempted to tease.
DY anticipate masturbating today?
*tongue out* Sorry about that!
No, I talk to them politely. (We don't have any cute ones around here anyway!)
Nope, not in the mood.
Do you like calling the police on July 4 complaining about loud fireworks?

Uhhhhhhh ... since I'm the one normally setting them off, I wouldn't call the police on myself.
DY exercise?
You're funny!
I do upper-body stretches, and I walk for 45 minutes every day.
Do you exercise daily?
45 minutes of stretches and exercising in the morning ... and I try to walk 2 miles 3 or 4 times a week.
DY have a favorite adult beverage?
Yes, I have a few favorites: Long Island iced tea, Conundrum wine, and cognacs.
Repeat the question:
Do you have a favorite adult beverage?
Scotch and beer.
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Oh ... and an occasional bloody mary on weekend mornings.
DY have a favorite restaurant?
I do, it's a Polish restaurant, to my shame it's also a source of self-harm. But worth it. Until afterwards.Scotch and beer.
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Oh ... and an occasional bloody mary on weekend mornings.
DY have a favorite restaurant?
I do, it's a Polish restaurant, to my shame it's also a source of self-harm. But worth it. Until afterwards.
DY have a favourite day from hell meal?
Yes, 4 martinis -- each with 3 olives so I can feel good about eating something 'green'
DY ever eat breakfast for dinner?
Haven't for a long time. I experiment around with different meals too much.
DY think you'll give or receive oral sex within the next 48 hours?
No
DY think you'll have sex of any kind today?
There IS a very very good probability of that.
DY look forward or groan knowing the holidays are approaching?
Do you think that you masturbate more frequently that most people of your age and gender?
Yes, I think so.
Do you ever talk to your friends about masturbation?
Do you ever have the urge to lay out naked at a Vegas pool just to see other's reaction?
Never.
Do you have any married couples as friends where one of the them you've had sex with before the marriage?