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That's the second time you've done that on my watch. Strike three and you'll be shovelling penguin shit in Greenland.

Do you enjoy a solitary alcoholic beverage with your meal?

Sorry posted to slow.

I refuse to answer your question, young man.

Did you shove steroids in your cereal this morning, or do you just need someone to smack about? :D I've got a wicked strong jaw, sugar.
 
I refuse to answer your question, young man.

Did you shove steroids in your cereal this morning, or do you just need someone to smack about? :D I've got a wicked strong jaw, sugar.

I ate a well balanced breakfast this morning.

I do feel a strong need to choke the living shit out of someone, but it's a specific someone, and my mind is over-riding my body's perfectly natural desire to do so.
(which is, of course, the definition of stress).

Do you have an suggestions for stress release?
 
I refuse to answer your question, young man.

Did you shove steroids in your cereal this morning, or do you just need someone to smack about? :D I've got a wicked strong jaw, sugar.

Steroids? With you? Ha! Don't overestimate yourself doll. Put down the can of courage and get back into your corner.

Do you consider yourself smart or just having common sense?
 
I ate a well balanced breakfast this morning.

I do feel a strong need to choke the living shit out of someone, but it's a specific someone, and my mind is over-riding my body's perfectly natural desire to do so.
(which is, of course, the definition of stress).

Do you have an suggestions for stress release?

Yes. Choke me. I find it thrilling.

Do you have a leather belt?:devil:
 
Steroids? With you? Ha! Don't overestimate yourself doll. Put down the can of courage and get back into your corner.

Do you consider yourself smart or just having common sense?

You, mother fucker! I've got your can of courage on the end of my fist.
 
Steroids? With you? Ha! Don't overestimate yourself doll. Put down the can of courage and get back into your corner.

Do you consider yourself smart or just having common sense?

I have no common sense, but I'm wicked smart.

Yes. Choke me. I find it thrilling.

Do you have a leather belt?:devil:

I do! I have it here. Bend over.

Do you like being tied up tight, or with a little wiggle room that makes you think you might escape?
 
I have no common sense, but I'm wicked smart.



I do! I have it here. Bend over.

Do you like being tied up tight, or with a little wiggle room that makes you think you might escape?


Neither.

Do you like the taste of whip cream?
 
Yes.

Do you like to celebrate your birthday?

Nope.

(And for Lotus) ... I don't have a Facebook, so ... no.

Do you attend birthday parties for the person or the celebration?
 
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Fuck yeah! Cheated death another year! WOOT.
Besides, any excuse for a party.

Do you tell people how old you are, or leave it a mystery?

Always. I've never been one to hide or lie about my age.

No, I don't enjoy being the centre of attention.

Do you enjoy DIY?

Sorry lake sailor didn't see you there.

Yes! There are actually a few projects I'm dying to work on.

Do you like to try to fix something yourself or call in the experts?
 
Always. I've never been one to hide or lie about my age.



Yes! There are actually a few projects I'm dying to work on.

Do you like to try to fix something yourself or call in the experts?

I like to fix things myself, but I'm busy and shit never goes well.

More and more. I want to call in the experts so I can just have fun.

Do you know how to use power tools?
 
I like to fix things myself, but I'm busy and shit never goes well.

More and more. I want to call in the experts so I can just have fun.

Do you know how to use power tools?

A vib on high speed counts as a power tool right? :D

DY walk naked in your yard?
 
no but i'd like 2....others might not be able to control themselves so i don't.


Do you think you are modest?

Yep.

(Sorry Lotus, did it again ... to answer yours: I only sleep naked when I can't remember how I got where I was - drunk).

Do you know someone who can't help but tell a '1 up' story whenever someone tells them of their experiences?
 
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