Do you you cyber?

[ydahecnot]

Do I I? Aye aye!

 

[Bbl87]

McDonald’s is good if you want to eat out the e-box

I mean, sometimes the heart wants what the heart wants. . Or the ebox for that matter.

 

[1Lion]

McDonald’s is good if you want to eat out the e-box

I love it when a plan works! My whole purpose of this big-toe-in-the-sand thread was to lure in Ms. Amber!

 

[Daisy_Love]

Well now I'm confused. What should my expectations be?

Zero, then you won’t be disappointed

 

[Thom_the_gleeman]

Sure, sometimes, when the mood strikes and the right person swings by... usually on Skype
Love,
Thom

 

[1Lion]

Zero, then you won’t be disappointed

You want me to be realistic about my chances? Well, that's no fun! Tis the anticipation I cherish. Oh, and the explosive orgasm followed by the girl's (wet) finger jabbing at the exclamation point key.

 

[AmberLGreen]

I love it when a plan works! My whole purpose of this big-toe-in-the-sand thread was to lure in Ms. Amber!

Just dangle a chicken nugget over my box and I am all in

 

[Dribble]

Know why airlines give customers miles? So they can hook up with fellow Litsters for free. Why pretend fuck when you can fuck?

 

[Smarthomanid2]

Just dangle a chicken nugget over my box and I am all in

mmmm nuggets

 

[Bbl87]

Just dangle a chicken nugget over my box and I am all in

I'm a manwhore for chicky nuggies. IJS.

 

[Daisy_Love]

You want me to be realistic about my chances? Well, that's no fun! Tis the anticipation I cherish. Oh, and the explosive orgasm followed by the girl's (wet) finger jabbing at the exclamation point key.

Just make sure they actually have a vajayjay

 

[1Lion]

Just dangle a chicken nugget over my box and I am all in

Sure sure sure. You are a tease. I'm looking for something more meaningful. Something deeper. Someone I can cherish. And e-bone endlessly.

 

[Bbl87]

Just make sure they actually have a vajayjay

That really is the biggest challenge.

 

[AmberLGreen]

Sure sure sure. You are a tease. I'm looking for something more meaningful. Something deeper. Someone I can cherish. And e-bone endlessly.

Have you tried e-harmony?

 

[1Lion]

Just dangle a chicken nugget over my box and I am all in

Just make sure they actually have a vajayjay

 

[AmberLGreen]

Just make sure they actually have a vajayjay

And make sure the vajazzle it for special date nights

 

[1Lion]

Have you tried e-harmony?

Your sarcasm knows no bounds. Speaking of 'bound' . . . oh, never mind.

 

[Daisy_Love]

And make sure the vajazzle it for special date nights

That’s a must

 

[Smarthomanid2]

That’s a must

Don't super glue them to your dickhead, info from a friend.

 

[Daisy_Love]

Have you tried e-harmony?

I mean, it they had eTinder you could just swipe them away like a wee annoying fly

 

[Daisy_Love]

Don't super glue them to your dickhead, info from a friend.

See!!!! No vajayjay!!!

 

[1Lion]

And make sure the vajazzle it for special date nights

Yup, just figured that out, unfortunately.

 

[Bbl87]

Don't super glue them to your dickhead, info from a friend.

I know I should heed this, but now that you've put the thought in my head...

 

[1Lion]

See!!!! No vajayjay!!!

Yup.

 

[Smarthomanid2]

I know I should heed this, but now that you've put the thought in my head...

sorry