Do you wax yourself?

[satindesire]

Uhhhh... okay... Let me put it another way for you....

I'm fat.

I'm bald.

I'm hairy.

I think it would be more attractive if I didn't have the hair. Now, I'm not saying I would be significantly more attractive.... But maybe less disgusting would be a better way of putting it.

Well, if you're not currently in a relationship, the state of your pubic hair won't matter so much. I would concentrate on losing weight and getting some sunshine on your skin before worrying about what your junk looks like.

 

[Christopher2012]

Well, if you're not currently in a relationship, the state of your pubic hair won't matter so much. I would concentrate on losing weight and getting some sunshine on your skin before worrying about what your junk looks like.

Oh well, I would get the whole package deal... I don't want to be hairless everywhere except the genital areas. Know what I'm sayin'?

Edit: Wait, I'm not sure I said that right. I don't want to be hairless in all areas except the genital area....

Nevermind. I think you know what I'm saying.

 

[Christopher2012]

Okay, will somebody please switch lives with me? Please. I'm begging here.

 

[satindesire]

Oh well, I would get the whole package deal... I don't want to be hairless everywhere except the genital areas. Know what I'm sayin'?

Edit: Wait, I'm not sure I said that right. I don't want to be hairless in all areas except the genital area....

Nevermind. I think you know what I'm saying.

I know what you're saying hon. Don't worry! I get you.

 

[Christopher2012]

I know what you're saying hon. Don't worry! I get you.

That's right, me and Satin grew up together. It's like she can read my mind.

 

[Miles Long]

I get that it would feel weird asking someone to wax your junk. But they are professionals. It's what they do. By the next day they won't even remember your butthole from the other dozens they've ripped hair away from.

I used to be kinda creeped out and afraid of the idea of massage. I was like "I'm from the Midwest, we're not allowed to be naked in front of strangers!" But then a friend booked me a massage for my birthday one year so I sucked it up and went for it. And oh.My.GOD. It was great, and I didn't feel nervous or self-conscious because they were professionals. And if you go to the right place, as so many have advised, you will have a good experience too.

Then go on a Slip 'N Slide and see how it compares.

 

[Christopher2012]

I get that it would feel weird asking someone to wax your junk. But they are professionals. It's what they do. By the next day they won't even remember your butthole from the other dozens they've ripped hair away from.

I used to be kinda creeped out and afraid of the idea of massage. I was like "I'm from the Midwest, we're not allowed to be naked in front of strangers!" But then a friend booked me a massage for my birthday one year so I sucked it up and went for it. And oh.My.GOD. It was great, and I didn't feel nervous or self-conscious because they were professionals. And if you go to the right place, as so many have advised, you will have a good experience too.

Then go on a Slip 'N Slide and see how it compares.

Yeah that's true. I guess you're right.

I might go for a full body wax minus the junk first and maybe try it later.

 

[ohjanesays]

Uhhhh... okay... Let me put it another way for you....

I'm fat.

I'm bald.

I'm hairy.

I think it would be more attractive if I didn't have the hair. Now, I'm not saying I would be significantly more attractive.... But maybe less disgusting would be a better way of putting it.

I think you're probably way too hard on your physical appearance. Some girls aren't always into muscle bound, skinny guys. Some girls might like a guy who has meat on his bones. And if you're not into going to the gym, which it sounds like you're not, then as long as you're healthy, that's all that matters. Louis CK is balding and he always says he's fat, but I'd choose him over whoever is voted the "Most Sexiest Man" in the world.

If you honestly think the hair is bothersome, then do it. But I wouldn't worry about that until you get a girlfriend and if she has a really strong preference for you being hairless. having pubes isn't disgusting...we all have it. Nor would it make you more disgusting. Just keep it trimmed like others have suggested if you think it's out of control.

 

[Christopher2012]

I think you're probably way too hard on your physical appearance. Some girls aren't always into muscle bound, skinny guys. Some girls might like a guy who has meat on his bones. And if you're not into going to the gym, which it sounds like you're not, then as long as you're healthy, that's all that matters. Louis CK is balding and he always says he's fat, but I'd choose him over whoever is voted the "Most Sexiest Man" in the world.

If you honestly think the hair is bothersome, then do it. But I wouldn't worry about that until you get a girlfriend and if she has a really strong preference for you being hairless. having pubes isn't disgusting...we all have it. Nor would it make you more disgusting. Just keep it trimmed like others have suggested if you think it's out of control.

Jane, you talked to me for one night and yet you know me better than I know myself. haha

 

[Lord Pmann]

Okay, will somebody please switch lives with me? Please. I'm begging here.

No one is switching lives with you. You whine too much.

I think you're really worrying too much about the whole hair thing. It's not like when you meet a girl the first thing she is going to ask is if you have alopecia of the testicles.

I recommend working on that personality and then dealing with being a hairy guy.

 

[Lord Pmann]

Jane, you talked to me for one night and yet you know me better than I know myself. haha

Ooooh. What's this? A date?

 

[ohjanesays]

It was a one night stand. I would give Christopher the time of his life for the exchange of one question.

Ooooh. What's this? A date?

 

[Christopher2012]

It was a one night stand. I would give Christopher the time of his life for the exchange of one question.

You probably would but unfortunately, I can't think of a good enough reason to ask a random question.

 

[Lord Pmann]

You probably would but unfortunately, I can't think of a good enough reason to ask a random question.

Isn't getting "the time of your life" the reason?

 

[Christopher2012]

Isn't getting "the time of your life" the reason?

Hmm... good point.

So Jane, you got any pets?

 

[Lord Pmann]

Get a room you two.

 

[Christopher2012]

Get a room you two.

Please son, she couldn't handle this.

 

[ohjanesays]

Get a room you two.

I think you two should get a room and act out your anal fantasies. Because I know you both love that prostate massager.

 

[Christopher2012]

'sigh'

 

[Lord Pmann]

I think you two should get a room and act out your anal fantasies. Because I know you both love that prostate massager.

I would, but I'd be saying to turn up the vibe and all I'd hear is "but you don't understand...".

 

[Christopher2012]

Oooooh... fuck all of you.

Screw you guys, I'm goin' home.

 

[ohjanesays]

I would, but I'd be saying to turn up the vibe and all I'd hear is "but you don't understand...".

Or "I just really suck..."

Wait, that would actually be a good thing for you pmann.

You know you love us, chris.

 

[Christopher2012]

I hate you both. I'm going to get me a girlfriend in Skyrim and enjoy the rest of my life with her. So forget both of you.

 

[Miles Long]

So how did it go? Are you slippery smooth? Was it everything you hoped it would be?

 

[Christopher2012]

So how did it go? Are you slippery smooth? Was it everything you hoped it would be?

Oh, I was just getting an idea. I didn't have anything planned yet. I think I'm going to follow satin's advice here and wait until I start dating...

er... well... I should say that I'm going to wait until I possibly ever actually do get a date. haha