Do you want me to douche first?

[Isabella Thorne]

yes ... it's that age-old question ...

Should I douche or should I remain "au natural"? ...

Having oral sex performed on me is fairly new to moi ... <i have been enjoying and getting off on this wonderful sex act for about 4 1/2 years now> ....

at first I used to be very careful to douche first ... i was so worried about my "feminine odour" ... i used different scents ... sometimes flowery ... but baby powder scent was always my fave ...

well my b/f told me a long time ago that he prefers me not to douche ... that he loves my scent / taste "au natural" ...

and although i usually shower first, there are times he will go down on me sans shower ... spontaneous ... i mean we can't always plan these things, right? he says he doesn't mind that i am not just-step-out-of-the-shower fresh and that he loves my pussy taste / aroma as it is ...

i remember reading once about male fantasies in a book by Nancy Friday ... and how this one guy said that his fave time to go down on a woman is just after she does some light exercise - i.e., light housework, a short walk, grocery shopping, etc. He found that a woman's scent / taste is the best at that time ...

welllll what do you think? do you want me to douche for you first?
________________________
Blinded by the light
Wrapped up like a douche
another boner in the night

<misheard lyrics ha ha>

 

[Guest]

Nope. No douche. The body, naturally, takes care of such areas. Plus, the raw scent of a women is delicious.

 

[SEXXYNESS]

what is douch

 

[Rubyfruit]

No douche! Nope. Not ever. It's not good for you (the vagina is self-cleaning) and, frankly, I love the taste/scent of a woman and find that the lovers I am with (male and female) love it too! It's all a part of sex for me. I love the smells and tastes of sex.

Anybody read Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, by Tom Robbins?

Ruby

 

[Isabella Thorne]

oh Ruby ... don't take your love to town ...

i have not read that book dear ... does it have a douching scene or something?

ummmm Sexxy? what is douch? now i know you are kidding ... take off, eh? lol ...

 

[Xander]

Either way Izzy

 

[Calamity Jane]

I haven't ever performed oral sex on a woman (yet)... but I've tasted myself, and just after a douche, the taste is too 'sterile' to me. I prefer au natural, though cleanliness is important.

I douche after periods and before gyn appointments. I don't agree that it's unhealthy, and I feel better afterwards (ya know, all that 'not so fresh' feeling.... gone )

Ultimately, whatever your partner prefers is what is going to work. Meeting his/her needs is going to virtually guarantee that yours are met too.

 

[BlondGirl]

Why on earth would you douche before a gyn appmt? That is downright silly. How on earth is the doc supposed to know what is going on with you if you change it all up? The smell, visual appearance, and swabbing are all important and I have been told to never use it for atleast a full week before my gyn appmt. (Of course, I never use them at all--I don't think sex is dirty enough for me to have to make my insides smell like some fake chemical.)

 

[KillerMuffin]

Don't douche. Douching is extremely bad for women. If you must douche NEVER do it more often than once a month.

Really Izz. If the guy going down on you is squeamish about your pussy, then refuse to go down on him as well. He pisses out of that thing, you know. And it attracts smegma. You know, dick cheese. And they sweat and they're covered in hair, and they can really stink. Still doesn't bother you to blow him? Well, you know, it's not gonna bother him a bit to do you either.

What a woman thinks when receiving cunnilingus:

"Oh my god, I didn't douche. What if he thinks it's gross? Or smelly? What if I have some toilet paper stuck in the lips? I only scrubbed it with regular soap on the outside. Maybe I should have stuck some antibacterial stuff in there as well. Oh no! He's close to my butt! What if it smells funny! He's going to hate me!"

What a man thinks when giving cunnilingus:

"Mmmm pussy. Munch munch. PUssssssssy. Oohhh yeah gonna fuck pussy. Weetttt pussy. Munch munch. PUsssssssy! Woaahhhh ass. Squeeze ass. Puussssssyy. Wet wet wet."

Of course, after about 15 minutes of her worrying about things he's never noticed before and she doesn't cum, well, he's going to be thinking, "Gawd damn. Cum already. I'm not that bad, am I?" See, Izz? Now you've gone and hurt his feelings. Shame on you.

The regular cleaning you give it in the shower is plenty. Okay? Wash it on the outside daily with soap and water and you'll be just fine.

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

What a man thinks when giving cunnilingus:

"Mmmm pussy. Munch munch. PUssssssssy. Oohhh yeah gonna fuck pussy. Weetttt pussy. Munch munch. PUsssssssy! Woaahhhh ass. Squeeze ass. Puussssssyy. Wet wet wet."

LMAO! KM, this is classic. In the words of Homer J. Simpson: "It's true. It's true. It's funny 'cuz it's true.

 

[Guest]

OMFG! I just spewed- damn Killermuffin you are too funny!

 

[Mensa]

Now see here!

What a man thinks when giving cunnilingus:

"Mmmm pussy. Munch munch. PUssssssssy. Oohhh yeah gonna fuck pussy. Weetttt pussy. Munch munch. PUsssssssy! Woaahhhh ass. Squeeze ass. Puussssssyy. Wet wet wet."

I am offended by that!!

I don't deny it, I'm just offended by it.

 

[Merelan]

Isabella, for honesties sake I better check it both ways before making up my mind. Okay?

 

[KillerMuffin]

But Mensa, baby, that's what makes you guys so endearingly sexy! You love it so much it turns you into pussy eating, pussy fucking, ass grabbing, can't-get-enough-of-fucking-you-baby cavemen!

I wise woman once said that if a man is coherent enough to think in complete sentences, then he's not fully enjoying himself. The dumber you get, the sexier we are.

I'm digging a hole here. Let's see, how to get out of it? Oh yes, feminine wiles. Erm. I don't have any. This calls for testosterone distraction.

Okay. Boobie flash!

http://www.topboobs.com/breasts/pics/picb.jpg

 

[Guest]

Holy fuckin' jugs!

 

[Oliver Clozoff]

Damn! was she saying something?

Mmmm boobies. squeeze squeeze. BOooooooby. Oohhh yeah gonna fuck pussy. Weetttt pussy. Lick lick. Booooooooby! Woaahhhh tatas. Squeeze tatas. Puussssssyy. Wet wet wet.

 

[Mensa]

Re: Damn! was she saying something?

Mmmm boobies. squeeze squeeze. BOooooooby. Oohhh yeah gonna fuck pussy. Weetttt pussy. Lick lick. Booooooooby! Woaahhhh tatas. Squeeze tatas. Puussssssyy. Wet wet wet.

And I'm offended by that as well!

I don't deny it, I'm just offen...................mmmmmmmmmm boooooobies!!

 

[KillerMuffin]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

I love you guys.

 

[Pokerman]

all of a sudden i cant remember what we were talking about....my whole screen filled with those luscious breasts....and the lone thought going through my head is "Are they really KM's?"....

 

[KillerMuffin]

No, they're not. KM is brown. Those are more pinkish.

 

[Pokerman]

Damn....

....deleting saved pic from my hard drive....

 

[April]

Somebody better PM kgboot. He's gonna be pissed he missed tatas! Even if they're not KM's. (cheater)

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Listen up, you douche bags!

aaaaaa Muffy ... you post a pic on my douche thread and it's not even a pussy ... what's up with that? ... and then i learn that <gasp> those sweet titties aren't even yours, cherie? ... now that is just plain rude ... lol ... i'll show you mine if you show me yours ...

and mmmmmm you make oral love making on a man sound mighty tempting there, dear .... hee hee ...

yea well about the douching thing ... maybe at first it helps a woman to feel comfortable when someone is going down on her ... at least that's the way it was for moi ... and now i feel confident enough to go "au natural" ... i wonder if other women have felt this way too and went the douche route at first and then switched after being asked to by their lover ...

and also for me ... i have never gone down on a woman (yet too, cowgirl ... lol) although a woman went down on me before ... so i am not sure what i would prefer ... i am starting to get more used to the taste of me though ... it is a shock at first ... my taste on my lover's lips ...

... would you say my nipple is more brown or pinkish brown?

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Okay. Boobie flash!

http://www.topboobs.com/breasts/pics/picb.jpg

Hey! No fair cheating! Those aren't yours are they? I was going to say Stud Muffin was a very lucky guy then I saw the URL!

Nice tatas though.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Mine are better, darlin. Ask anyone who has seen them.