Do you want a longer dick or bigger tits?

[Moridin187]

You'll all have to excuse me (Those of you who take the time to read this anyhow). I am prone to the occasional rant on the inanities of human society. Has anyone noticed this other than me? It seems like half the SPAM I get(And do I ever get a lot of it..) and half the commercials on radio and TV are now about new and exciting products. What are these products for? Making your dick or tits bigger, do Americans as a whole have That low self-esteem? Now I'm not exactly hung like a horse m'self, but I'm satisfied with it, and maybe I'm alone on this, but women with quadruple J cup tits are friggin Scary! Can't we just be satisfied with our bodies the way they are?

 

[April]

No, I don't want a bigger dick. I'm happy with mine as is. Thankyouverymuch.
My breasts are fine too.

I'd like to find the people who send this trash out, and make them take whatever "cure" they are hawking. See how they like it!

 

[christophe]

Mr winky is just fine the way he is.

And as for my chest i think 44reg is just dandy

 

[Debbie]

I definitely don't want bigger tits than I have already! I am so sick of the jokes as hubby helps fold the washing. "NASA wants their new rocket propulsion catapault back!" Or the US Navy needs your bras to launch their new jet fighters off battleships." OR "Huney did you know that your bra cup size is too big for my head?"
Hmmm he might think it is funny! But does he have to carry this load around? No I don't want bigger tits thanks and stick your SPAM where it fits

 

[lovetoread]

And here I thought all of those spams sent my way was a personal message.

I like myself the way I am,but wouldnt mind if I woke up one day just a cup or two bigger.

 

[Moridin187]

Anything larger than a mouthful/wineglass is a waste

I think this is all an outgrowth of the breast implant industry.. I dunno how many other guys support me on this, but I have only one thing to say about breast implants




ICK!

 

[Debbie]

Anything larger than a mouthful/wineglass is a waste
SIZE=4]ICK![/SIZE]

Ahem i hate this saying

quote by Debbiexxx"I definitely don't want bigger tits than I have already! I am so sick of the jokes as hubby helps fold the washing. "NASA wants their new rocket propulsion catapault back!" Or the US Navy needs your bras to launch their new jet fighters off battleships." OR "Huney did you know that your bra cup size is too big for my head?"
Hmmm he might think it is funny! But does he have to carry this load around? No I don't want bigger tits thanks and stick your SPAM where it fits "
unquote

All I can say is, "Anymore than a handful is a waste."

Thank goodness my husband has big hands and a wonderful mouth.

 

[Elizabeth]

I do NOT want bigger tits. They are already too big, IMO.

 

[registered "^^"]

Sounds like a tittie-fuck thread........OOOOOOOOO

 

[MysticSwing]

Do I want bigger tits? No. A little more "perk" perhaps, but not bigger.

~~Mystic

 

[Cheyenne]

I get all those spam messages. too. Bigger dicks, bigger boobs, God knows what else. Someone they are even starting to get through to my WORK email now. Rarely, but sometimes.

Does anyone even open these emails? I just delete all of them automatically before I read the "real" email in my accounts.

 

[darrenfate]

Does anyone even open these emails?

I get them, and ALWAYS delete before opening. Just good computer hygiene!

 

[Willing and Unsure]

Anything larger than a mouthful/wineglass is a waste

so you're saying that because mine are naturally large that they're too big? i think you need to talk to a certain Chef to see what happens when you tell a girl her tits are too big..

i happen to like mine. i wouldnt mind them being smaller, but i can deal. they are 100% natural, and rather large (i'm so not looking forward to having kids someday). and i have only gotten one complaint about them (and boy did he get an earful and a guilt trip)

 

[StondTmplPilot]

I'm happy with what I've got.

As for breasts, large or small doesn't matter to me, as long as they are REAL.

 

[Scabbers]

want a bigger prick

hell, no--I can barely handle all i've got now!

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Can I get both? Then I could titty fuck myself!

 

[Moridin187]

Oy vey... on the mouthful or wineglass thing, it's just an old saying. All women are beautiful just as they are. Well, except for this one girl who won't leave me alone, she's skanky, but other than her, pretty much all women are absolutely beautiful. So quit biting my head off ladies

 

[Rubyfruit]

Moridin, we ladies of lit enjoy a little head biting once in a while. Deal with it.

I do not want bigger tits. It's hard enough to find pretty bras in my size as it is.

Ruby

 

[InLove]

I'm basicly happy with what I have..

But I think your real question was about low self esteem in America....... Damn I hear that.

I'm sick of the mags and television only showing model type perfect people , male and female.

Half our high school girl are bulimic.

 

[kotori]

so you're saying that because mine are naturally large that they're too big? i happen to like mine. i wouldnt mind them being smaller, but i can deal. they are 100% natural, and rather large

I think it's great that you have such a positive self image, and I really wish you could post a picture so we could all share (sniggers 'n' giggles). No really, I'd like to see them--eh, I mean you.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

NO

 

[Guru]

 

[nasty]

I wouldn't mind 1 or 2 more inches on Mr. Happy.

 

[Moridin187]

I'm basicly happy with what I have..

But I think your real question was about low self esteem in America....... Damn I hear that.

I'm sick of the mags and television only showing model type perfect people , male and female.

Half our high school girl are bulimic.

Oh don't even get me started on the mags.. okay, too late. I could go into a rant on this for three pages, but I'll just cut it short. Basically Cosmo and all these other trashy magazines that aren't even good for wiping your ass are owned by old white men and are slowly reversing all the progress made in women's lib over the past century. They're teaching impressionable young teens that the only way you can have any worth as a human being is if you've got double D's(gonna get my head bitten off again, I know it..) weigh no more than six pounds, your ribs can be counted twenty paces away when you're wearing a winter jacket, you wear only the most expensive clothing and at least another two pounds of makeup, and you are going out with the most popular guy in school. Nevermind having goals in your life, or a brain or anything like that, you don't need to read or pursue a good education, just find a rich guy to marry and you'll be all set.

It disgusts me.

 

[kiwiwolf]

Happy with what I have got .... especially since I've got my lady convinced that this l---------------------------l is six inches...

Hung like a hummingbird and proud of it...LOL