woody54
Liberal critic Downunder
- Joined
- Dec 26, 2002
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intrigued said:When you figure out some way to answer, please include this super secret info:
How many birthmarks do I have, and where are they located?
What colors are they?
What was the anal like? Did I cry, cum, or beat the hell out of you? (Oh, this was is gonna be great because , well, you KNOW why, so try not to trip up.)
What is the one thing I always do when I cum, without fail?
Did I tinkle before we did it, or after?
Describe my bedroom--God knows I don't get out so it had to be here. Can't wait---hurry up!
Oh, and while you're at it, show me some positive, 100% accurate proof of how we managed to do this.
Oh yeah, what color lipstick did I have on, cause I always wear the same thing for sex, oh and one more. I always use candles. What color were they, what scent, and how many were in the so called fuck site?
Damn, I thought of another! Since I never approach sex completely nude, what exactly did I have on? Describe in detail the lingerie, cause I don't do it with regular clothes on, either.
Hurry!!!!
Damn , are you for real? Or can I get that virtual game at the local gaming store?
Jesus, woman! Variety is the spice of life. Cant you wear something else?

