Now, I ALWAYS get chosen for "random" search, which has NOTHING to do with the fact that my real last name sounds arabic (and isn't) and my skin is dark. Nope, nothing to do with that at all. I have been on a plane six times in two months and been totally searched each time. Randomly.
If I had a BOB (battery opperated boyfriend) it would take me an hour longer through customs because the officers would insist I planned to bludgeon the pilot on the head with it. My fun has been left at home recently.