Do you take your sex toys with you when you travel?

Good question! How in the hell do I explain an artificial vagina!

:confused:
 
What, you mean there are people out there who don't take them everywhere? Hell, I keep a pair of cuffs in the car now. ;)
 
Re: Do you take your sex toy with you when you travel?

Yes, he usually carries our luggage.

:D
 
LMAO! No officer that's not a gun, it's a 'Kong Dong' personal vibrator!
 
Not anymore

Now, I ALWAYS get chosen for "random" search, which has NOTHING to do with the fact that my real last name sounds arabic (and isn't) and my skin is dark. Nope, nothing to do with that at all. I have been on a plane six times in two months and been totally searched each time. Randomly.

If I had a BOB (battery opperated boyfriend) it would take me an hour longer through customs because the officers would insist I planned to bludgeon the pilot on the head with it. My fun has been left at home recently.
 
No problem

If you put it in your checked baggage, unless of course it is a long flight ;)
 
Nope. Checked bags are searched too. They think I am a terrorist with a ticking time bomb that will explode in cargo. :rolleyes:
 
Wear some really sexy undies Sateema, they might forget about searching:eek:
 
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