Do you swallow?

Do you swallow?

  • Yes

    Votes: 231 68.8%
  • No

    Votes: 29 8.6%
  • Not had the chance

    Votes: 50 14.9%
  • Maybe

    Votes: 26 7.7%

  • Total voters
    336
Well I have to say that idea of golden genitalia works both ways. I was once told by a well hung young man that I was lucky to have his attention because normally he did not date,"fat chicks." Lovely from a man who pronounced the popular TV show at the time,"ERRRRRRRR" Not E. R. folks but ERRRR. That was the last date needless to say...but really now.
Have you any idea how many men have offered to let me worship their members? In PM land alone I can not begin to count the offers, the statements that their's will be the best ever and how lucky I would be to have it.
OMG really? I mean really? I would be lucky? Me? oy vey-golden genitals-eye roll.
I would pick their carcasses clean before I would worship their cocks, I mean seriously.

I had to deal with a guy like that. It was the first guy I met on here and he thought (and still thinks) I want him. He thought he taught me all about sex and when I lost my virginity I was thinking about him.
 
All this talking about cumming and swallowing is bringing back some fond memories of some of the ladies in my past. But that is past and now I need to look to the future. If any ladies are wanting to do some swallowing I gladly volunteer to help out. :D
 
toshi

Dear Toshi,
That is sadly not surprising, and the worst part is these men still believe these things? I am so wishing I could find a bridge to sell them, or get them to purchase shares in my canned unicorn factory.
BTW I love your posts!
hugs,
EG
 
I don't think it is age related, I have been swallowing since my first experience, which was 1984, and I was under the age required here. Omg I actually just realized I had on goomi bracelets and a pink prom dress-ack the mid eighties were not a good fashion era. So I do not think age has anything to do with swallowing, I know plenty of women who even at my advanced age(42) do not and will not swallow. Unless they want a gift, or jewelry, and to think I have done it for almost 3 decades for free, missed the materialism boat again-damn buddhism.
Now I'm curious about what Buddha's philosophy would have been on the topic of swallowing ... ;)
 
Dear Toshi,
That is sadly not surprising, and the worst part is these men still believe these things? I am so wishing I could find a bridge to sell them, or get them to purchase shares in my canned unicorn factory.
BTW I love your posts!
hugs,
EG

You have a canned unicorn factory?
 
Dear Toshi,
That is sadly not surprising, and the worst part is these men still believe these things? I am so wishing I could find a bridge to sell them, or get them to purchase shares in my canned unicorn factory.
BTW I love your posts!
hugs,
EG

Egos are a horrible thing. I would change the subject so I wouldn't have to talk about it but he just thought that was me confirming it. He's not the only that thinks that but if I talked about all of them that would take all day and I don't have time for that ^ ^Thanks for the love
 
what a girl !!!!!!!

I have swallowed each and every single time I have ever performed oral sex with the exception of one time. The one time I spit was due to the most disgusting cum I have ever tasted. It was like pouring hot salt in my mouth. The taste was so unpleasant and strong that it caused me to instinctly spit.

I completely love swallowing!

I have only had a few exceptional blowjobs and am not as crazy as some guys are about it,,I do remember this one girl who was incredible, got me hard sucked and swallowed within 2 minutes.....that never happens! She did it a second time and I had my first finger in the ass experience which made me blow another huge load..I had no idea about a prostate at the time..it was this random one night stand that I never saw her again. Why didnt I get her number? maybe she is here....

All blow jobs are not created equal and I have never dated a girl who said "I love to swallow" you go girl!
 
Buddha and Canned Unicorn

I would like to think that my approach is so right minded, and that I am so able to enter a meditative state of utter concentration, that Buddha would see my oral abilities as a karmic debt. I would also hope the state of calm that my oral worship brings would again bring me merit for my joyful and giving acts to others.

The way I see it some folks cook and dedicate huge dinner to monks. I give the best blowjobs I can to a select few lucky males. So similar, I feed their desires, they feed my fixation, everyone is happy and more relaxed.

I do realize that this may just be my rationalization for engaging in completely hoyden style oral. But I felt like I should address it philosophically.

And yes, yes I do have a canned unicorn factory. We make three varieties and find that the Ragin' Cajun is the best seller.
 
The way I see it some folks cook and dedicate huge dinner to monks. I give the best blowjobs I can to a select few lucky males. So similar, I feed their desires, they feed my fixation, everyone is happy and more relaxed.

Yes they are lucky! You make my knees weak...:D
 
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I have only had a few exceptional blowjobs and am not as crazy as some guys are about it,,I do remember this one girl who was incredible, got me hard sucked and swallowed within 2 minutes.....that never happens! She did it a second time and I had my first finger in the ass experience which made me blow another huge load..I had no idea about a prostate at the time..it was this random one night stand that I never saw her again. Why didnt I get her number? maybe she is here....

All blow jobs are not created equal and I have never dated a girl who said "I love to swallow" you go girl!

Those four words are magic to inspire a long relationship.
 
I have been told the most inspirational words are,"Please, please may I swallow,Sir"
closely followed by,"I will be such a good girl if you let me suck you."
 
I have been told the most inspirational words are,"Please, please may I swallow,Sir"
closely followed by,"I will be such a good girl if you let me suck you."

I can't say I have ever been lucky enough to hear those words uttered to me, but you're correct that they would be very inspirational. As a matter of fact, a lot of what you have written in this thread could be deemed "inspirational" and I'm sure you have developed quite a fan base now because of it ;) Do you have room for one more admirer/fan?
 
Such kindness

Thank you, and yes always, and;) you will get your official Earthgoddess de-coder ring and beanie in the mail in 4-6 weeks.
 
Couldn't agree more!

I won't date a girl that is not sexually adventurous in all ways.... Life is too short to have a boring sex life.

You're smart. I made the big mistake of marrying a woman who's idea of adventurous is doing it in the daylight. File that one under "If I had it to do over again, I...."
 
You're smart. I made the big mistake of marrying a woman who's idea of adventurous is doing it in the daylight. File that one under "If I had it to do over again, I...."

That was hilarious. I'm sorry, man.
 
Oh yes....

Sharing in a kiss is delicious, too. I love to swallow that hot flood from a lover. Or lick it from his shaft or belly or thighs... *sigh* And lets not forget, licking it off my fingers! ;-)
 
I swallowed the very first time I gave head. Its something I am entirely proud of.
 
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