Do you supersize your thunder thighs at the drive up?

[koalabear]

I think this is a brilliant thread. I love to cook, and will try some of these ideas soon.

and then I will post some of my own fabulous recipes when I unpack my freakin cookbooks!

Anyhow, brilliant.




Did I ever tell you of that crazy dream I had about the talking koala? *lol*

better watch out, they can be tricky.....

 

[skittles_lm]

better watch out, they can be tricky.....

yeah yeah, you don't scare me. I'm a professional!

(not really, but I fucking cook like one)

Anyway, I have nothing but endless faith in myself. any one in particular you would suggest?



And if we are talking koalas and not food... I have a shock collar for occasions such as that

 

[Gypsybyrd]

not nice to talk about what starry lives on...lmao...

LOL ...

 

[koalabear]

yeah yeah, you don't scare me. I'm a professional!

(not really, but I fucking cook like one)

Anyway, I have nothing but endless faith in myself. any one in particular you would suggest?

Dr. Phil or Oprah.....lmao

 

[Gypsybyrd]

Mean Bear!!!!

Sticks and stones ... words won't hurt him ... ya gotta

SPANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


him for him to learn ...

 

[skittles_lm]

Dr. Phil or Oprah.....lmao

*rolls eyes dramatically*

That was just sad. I expected better of you.

*pout*

 

[koalabear]

Mean Bear!!!!

you are the one that brags about Stouffer's....hehehehe......even Gypsy likes stuffed byrds.....

 

[koalabear]

Sticks and stones ... words won't hurt him ... ya gotta

SPANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


him for him to learn ...

You know what I like...*wink*

 

[koalabear]

*rolls eyes dramatically*

That was just sad. I expected better of you.

*pout*

hehehehe.....well you are cannibal....can't afford to recommend friends to you and have them eaten up.....

 

[skittles_lm]

hehehehe.....well you are cannibal....can't afford to recommend friends to you and have them eaten up.....

even if I guaranteed they would enjoy it? *evil grin* come now, what fun is it if I can't have new friends for dinner?

 

[koalabear]

even if I guaranteed they would enjoy it? *evil grin* come now, what fun is it if I can't have new friends for dinner?

better watch the oldies threads....you may cause hard attacks in there.......

 

[skittles_lm]

better watch the oldies threads....you may cause hard attacks in there.......

Hmmm, now there is an idea I had not thought of yet...

*scampers off to buy stock in Viagra*


Seriously, pick a recipe for me!

 

[koalabear]

Hmmm, now there is an idea I had not thought of yet...

*scampers off to buy stock in Viagra*


Seriously, pick a recipe for me!

Grilled lemon pepper steak salad........

 

[skittles_lm]

Grilled lemon pepper steak salad........

Awesome, I will make a special dinner for my someone special this Friday. It had better be good, too! lol, do you bake as well? That is my specialty. I make the best truffles ever. *nods sagely* they are soooo good!

 

[starrynightin64]

Sticks and stones ... words won't hurt him ... ya gotta

SPANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


him for him to learn ...

ahhhhh he likes it too much

 

[Gypsybyrd]

you are the one that brags about Stouffer's....hehehehe......even Gypsy likes stuffed byrds.....

Only if they are stuffed with certain things ...

 

[Gypsybyrd]

ahhhhh he likes it too much

So ... you spank him so he realizes what he'll be missing if he doesn't stop being mean to you

 

[koalabear]

Only if they are stuffed with certain things ...

*dangle, dangle*

 

[koalabear]

Awesome, I will make a special dinner for my someone special this Friday. It had better be good, too! lol, do you bake as well? That is my specialty. I make the best truffles ever. *nods sagely* they are soooo good!

best bread and pie crust around.....

 

[skittles_lm]

best bread and pie crust around.....

My pie crust needs work, I am afraid. I do make an amazing tart crust though. Love it!

Too bad you are so far away, I love cooking with interesting people. and you surely qualify as interesting!

 

[koalabear]

My pie crust needs work, I am afraid. I do make an amazing tart crust though. Love it!

Too bad you are so far away, I love cooking with interesting people. and you surely qualify as interesting!

pie dough must be kept cool......stop and refrigerate it again if it starts to warm. When it warms while mixing the butter/lard/shortening you use melts. you do not want it to melt. you want tiny pieces to create the fluffiness of the crust...it melts you have a cardboard crust..............

 

[skittles_lm]

pie dough must be kept cool......stop and refrigerate it again if it starts to warm. When it warms while mixing the butter/lard/shortening you use melts. you do not want it to melt. you want tiny pieces to create the fluffiness of the crust...it melts you have a cardboard crust..............

*sits back and chews on pencil tip*


awesome. And now, how about the perfect BBQ sauce? I really need a good one. I am tired of buying store bought crap, but they taste so much better than any recipe I have yet to try...

*sits up attentively*

 

[koalabear]

*sits back and chews on pencil tip*


awesome. And now, how about the perfect BBQ sauce? I really need a good one. I am tired of buying store bought crap, but they taste so much better than any recipe I have yet to try...

*sits up attentively*

rubs and sauces listed on page one...I like rubs best if BBQing....most sauces can't be put on till the end and you just get surface flavor.....marinade is best way...

 

[skittles_lm]

rubs and sauces listed on page one...I like rubs best if BBQing....most sauces can't be put on till the end and you just get surface flavor.....marinade is best way...

I am using it for pulled pork. The rub is about perfect but I can't get a homemade sauce to do the trick for me. I will try one of yours with pleasure. Have you ever had pulled pork with spicy coleslaw? Heaven, I am telling you! And I do not even really like coleslaw

 

[koalabear]

I am using it for pulled pork. The rub is about perfect but I can't get a homemade sauce to do the trick for me. I will try one of yours with pleasure. Have you ever had pulled pork with spicy coleslaw? Heaven, I am telling you! And I do not even really like coleslaw

yep, but I prefer beef.......pork and beef recipes there someplace....one has a great vinegar base sauce. Pepper slaw that is listed is great too...