Do you suffer from PPS?

[just pet]

Premature Perception Syndrome

You post before you have read a thread fully and carefully, anxious to share your knowledge and expertise. You assume you know what is being discussed and after posting, discover you misinterpreted. Or worse, someone calls you on your faux pas and prematurely released quip.

Last night I congratulated fallin_snow on her 500th post, misreading her sigline (stuck on page 2), where she noted another's milestone. She has over 1000.


So I suffer from PPS
Any other fellow sufferers?

Did you vote on the poll before reading this first post?

 

[plasticman33]

Do they have a local chapter of PPS Anonymous?

 

[DéjàNu]

Do they have a local chapter of PPS Anonymous?

in my basement.... but am only the host!

 

[Your name here]

YOU BET I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU JUST PET AND THANKS FOR ASKING!!!!

 

[just pet]

YOU BET I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU JUST PET AND THANKS FOR ASKING!!!!

I will take that as a yes vote

Thank you for playing


Next...

 

[Spaceboy]

I'm sorry, I just had to post after laughing my ass off at your_name_here - not only did you post the exact thing the poll was asking about, but it was fucking hilarious. I hereby give you a pat on the back and a high five.

 

[Your name here]

I'm sorry, I just had to post after laughing my ass off at your_name_here - not only did you post the exact thing the poll was asking about, but it was fucking hilarious. I hereby give you a pat on the back and a high five.

i'm sure you were congratulating me...but i couldnt read to the end of the post...however i would like to

 

[plasticman33]

in my basement.... but am only the host!

You are the hostess with the mostess!! I'll be your only member!

 

[Guest]

If there are more than 4 pages I read the first 4 unless something catches my eye I will post to that
then I skip to the last page and make my post

 

[~thonglover]

lmao, i do this frequently

what was the question again ?

 

[just pet]

You are the hostess with the mostess!! I'll be your only member!

And she will be the only one to see your member?

Is that exclusionary?

Discrimination!

I'm calling my lawyer

 

[Your name here]

OOOWWWW!!!

I just sprained my ankle from Jumping to Conclusions...

 

[Spaceboy]

i'm sure you were congratulating me...but i couldnt read to the end of the post...however i would like to

Why you stupid muther- I should kick you square in the....oh wait.
I didn't read the rest of what you said.

Somebody please stop this, I'm laughing so hard my sides are starting to hurt.

 

[just pet]

OOOWWWW!!!

I just sprained my ankle from Jumping to Conclusions...

Now there is a great sigline quote

 

[Spaceboy]

Ditto. You know what would be even funnier? If we all put that in our siglines, y'know because we didn't pay attention to everyone else putting it there first.

 

[just pet]

Why you stupid muther- I should kick you square in the....oh wait.
I didn't read the rest of what you said.

Somebody please stop this, I'm laughing so hard my sides are starting to hurt.

Spelling buddy says... Mother

 

[amelia]

i use to but then i started taking b6 and i'm all better now.

 

[just pet]

i use to but then i started taking b6 and i'm all better now.

So I will take that as another "Yes"?






Hello Amelia

 

[Spaceboy]

Ahh yes, but I was pronouncing it in cuss word slang. Just like a guy at work says "ole" instead of oil.

 

[glamorilla]

sometimes.

im unpredictable that way.

 

[Your name here]

Ahh yes, but I was pronouncing it in cuss word slang. Just like a guy at work says "ole" instead of oil.

and we eat sammiches, pull over for ambliances, take books out at the liberry, and get escared at pitcher shows

 

[amelia]

Hello Amelia

hi pet!

 

[just pet]

sometimes.

im unpredictable that way.

I always study your threads very very carefully so as not to miss any nuance

 

[Spaceboy]

and we eat sammiches, pull over for ambliances, take books out at the liberry, and get escared at pitcher shows

LOL See what I put up with? I go to work everyday and hear this kind of speech. It's amazing I can talk as well as I do with stuff like that being heard. At least I know I'm not alone. Well...I'm off to that hellhole as we speak, so I'll talk to you later. Oh...and I know you weren't making fun of me. Now if I can just stop laughing.

 

[J.B.]

Yup. I do it.