Do you recognize this Lit. poster?

[April]

 

[Todd]

So Todd you finally let us see you eh?

Well done, but babe tell me, why do you not use it?

I mean please don't take that the wrong way and all, but babe get out of the house and use it. I'll come help if that makes it any easier

Why don't I use it? After seeing the way men used and abused my mom, I have much more respect for woman kind than to do that to them.

I have much more respect to for my future/hopefully SO than to just go about using my weapon on any femlae that is breathing and walking upright.

ANd What would H-Man think if you came up here and helped me use this?

 

[Todd]

Are you going to be ok April?

 

[April]

I don't know. I find myself goggling at several things at once! My head is spinning. I need to go lie down.

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Juliangel]

but what about Expertise being your first canadian?

Well that is true there is Expertise to think about, ok you can be my second

 

[Juliangel]

April that was my first thought too.

 

[Todd]

Do you know what I have realized? That there are SO many more gentlemen in this place than geeks!...referring to Todd's above comments about his mom...you would make her proud Todd...and the woman that finally snags you is going to be very lucky!

Thank you *bratcat*. I sepnt a lot of nights listening to mom crying after a boyfriend would come in for sex then up and leave when he was done, and from a very young i vowed I would never do that to another woman as was done to her.

So if it means holding ans waiting and edeveloping a caring loving relationship, that is what I am willing to do.

 

[April]

ARRGGHH!!! She did it again!

*reeling around room and finally fainting in an undignified heap on the floor*

 

[Todd]

walking up to April's crumpled body and kneeling down by her head. I gently place a cool clothe on her forehead and brush the side of her cheek with the back of my hand


Are you ok, April, would you like some water? Oh whoops in the excitement of geting to help you, i forgot to put on some clothes, sorry.

 

[*bratcat*]

dammit...

 

[CreamyLady]

Er, I think it is Juliangel's avowed interest in Expertise that is doing it.

In the meantime, how about some lavender water and a stiff scotch?

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Todd]

Re: dammit...

ok so you are a gentleman...BUT you are also a TEASE...lol

Me a tease, but we haven't even necked yet

 

[*bratcat*]

Re: Re: dammit...

 

[April]

Fuck the scotch! Gimme a bottle of tequila! And quick!

 

[Todd]

Re: Re: Re: dammit...

hmmm...good point...wondering if i should neck with my eyes open or closed...looking at Todd's pic again...maybe i shouldn't miss the view...*weg*

Canada isn't that far for you to come for some necking is it?

 

[CreamyLady]

Fuck the scotch! Gimme a bottle of tequila! And quick!

One large bottle of Cuervo Gold, coming your way.

And a straw.

 

[*bratcat*]

i live here too silly!

 

[April]

Thanks, CreamyLady. At least somebody understands.

*whimper*

 

[Todd]

Re: i live here too silly!

i just live on the other coast!...but i am thinking i already promised my paws to someone else...sigh...oh well...maybe next time!...we can still be pals tho! go for coffee or something?...or maybe some of that ta-kill-ya that April is slurping back!

oh yeah we can go for coffee or something, there is a TIm horton's just up the hill from my place.

 

[Todd]

Thanks, CreamyLady. At least somebody understands.

*whimper*

I am trying to understand, but I am just a male though

 

[*bratcat*]

coffee, tea, or?

 

[Ticklish Girl]

Now that is one hell of a pic! Very impressive.

 

[CreamyLady]

(((((APRIL)))))

Let the blood return to your head slowly . . . and then you can take everyone apart.