Do You Really Exist?
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Mrs.H
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"All persons, living and dead, are purely coincidental." - Kurt Vonnegut.
Now I'm not worried whether I exist or not!
(Hugs to Mrs. H, who i hope still remembers me)
((((((((((((((((((((((huge hugs))))))))))))))))))))))))
Of course I remember you, oh my gosh!! How are you?
JennyNo1
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Just a little something, until we find out if "he" really exists......
A real man is a woman's best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires. He will make sure
she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible.
No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
A real man is a woman's best friend. He will
never stand her up and never let her down.
He will reassure her when she feels insecure
and comfort her after a bad day.
He will inspire her to do things she never
thought she could do; to live without fear
and forget regret. He will enable her to
express her deepest emotions and give in to
her most intimate desires. He will make sure
she always feels as though she's the most
beautiful woman in the room and will enable
her to be the most confident, sexy,
seductive, and invincible.
No wait... sorry... I'm thinking of wine.
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kairotic
overthinking it.
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I guess the short answer is: busy!
And, being back for a spell, I was incredibly happy to chime in a little poetical sentiment for a special lady.
kara1234
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who was driving?
I'm sure a perfect woman would have no accidents
Even perfect women can be wrecked into, I guess . . .
Mrs.H
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At first I was thinking, oh my gosh how beautiful. Then I was
thinking...... not gonna happen. ((((((((((((Wine))))))))))))
Mrs.H
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OK Ok if I cant be a "knight" in other ways, at least I will open the bottle for y'all
: )
Well that's mighty nice of you Canbe, thank you.
JennyNo1
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oh, now....didn't I see you tell someone just today that when you're not looking for him is when he'll show up?
Mrs.H
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I guess the short answer is: busy!
And, being back for a spell, I was incredibly happy to chime in a little poetical sentiment for a special lady.
Well it's great to see you! Do you recognize any names? So much
has changed.
I hope you're here to stay for a while!!
Mrs.H
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Brilliant!
Mrs.H
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who was driving?
I'm sure a perfect woman would have no accidents
It was the other mans fault no doubt.
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*yawn*
Hi gorgeous...whatcha doin?
Hi gorgeous...whatcha doin?
Mrs.H
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Hi donut lovah!
Waiting for my my son to come home from Prom.
What are you doing?
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Canbe4fun
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You are nice and calm arent you
Mrs.H
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Oh Prom...
I am watching TV...and thinking about going to bed soon...
I am trying to find something on television that has nothing
to do with the Royal Wedding. I am overdosed.
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Is it possible that Hottie McCutie just showed up?
Yes I am calm. My best friend came over and we made
margaritas. How are you?
Mrs.H
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I'm watching Face/Off
*bringing my blankie*
Is that the scary movie Face/Off? I dont like scary movies.
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*bringing my blankie*
Is that the scary movie Face/Off? I dont like scary movies.
Just clutch my hand if you get scared...it's not that scary.
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Is it possible that Hottie McCutie just showed up?
Yes I am calm. My best friend came over and we made
margaritas. How are you?
Doing good, did you put tequila in yours.....
I am glad you had a friend with you
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