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A woman is sitting at home on the veranda with her husband, and she says,
“I love you.”
He asks, “Is that you, or the wine talking?”
She replies, “It’s me. . . talking to the wine.”
Oh good one.. evil, but goodA woman is sitting at home on the veranda with her husband, and she says,
“I love you.”
He asks, “Is that you, or the wine talking?”
She replies, “It’s me. . . talking to the wine.”
Little did she know that the wine was sleeping with the cheap vodka.
/scandalous.![]()

I always thought cheap vodka was just headache inducingYou know that cheap vodka is a lady killer.![]()
I don't think love on the rocks was written with cheap vodka in mine.. though it has some decent sentiment.Love On The Rocks..... Neil Diamond
Love on the rocks
Ain't no surprise
Pour me a drink
And I'll tell you some lies
Got nothin' to lose
So you just sing the blues all the time
Gave you my heart
Gave you my soul
You left me alone here
With nothing to hold
Yesterday's gone
Now all I want is a smile
First, they say they want you
How they really need you
Suddenly you find you're out there
Walking in a storm
When they know they have you
Then they really have you
Nothing you can do or say
You've got to leave, just get away
We all know the song
You need what you need
You can say what you want
Not much you can do
When the feeling is gone
May be blue skies above
But it's cold when you love's on the rocks
First, they say they want you
How they really need you
Suddenly you find you're out there
Walking in a storm
When they know they have you
Then they really have you
Nothing you can do or say
You've got to leave, just get away
We all know the song
Ahhhh, Pimpette is home......I need to stay away from men for awhile.
XD, what happened now?
I don't think love on the rocks was written with cheap vodka in mine.. though it has some decent sentiment.
Just old ghosts. I'm ok! I'M STRONG!!!!!!!
you emasculate them?
oh yay.....*giving you the evil eye*
You are SO sleeping on the couch tonight!
Ahhhh, Pimpette is home......I need to stay away from men for awhile.

oh yay.....
Slumber party!!![]()
LOL! I dunno about THAT!!!!!!!!!
Where????There you are!!!!!!!!!!!! (((((((((((((((((Princess))))))))))))))))))
Where????
*looks around*
Where am I???
Cool!! I'll be closer to the coffee maker
the couch is comfy... wanna cuddle?![]()
*holding up a shiney object*
Not this again!
