Do you play with yourself?

[Emeraldtryst]

Because I can't seem to figure out how to play this damn game Freecell...

 

[macuk]

no 2 is much more fun than 1

 

[Emeraldtryst]

Isn't that like having a parrot on your shoulder that tells you what chess piece to move?

Whoa...it's really late

 

[April]

I always play with myself. Hubby doesn't want to play with me. But then, I won't play yahtzee with him 'cause he cheats!

 

[Emeraldtryst]

How does he cheat at yahtzee? I imagine it would have to include an element of severe distraction.

 

[April]

Four yahtzees in a row, the rat bastard! So I won't play with him anymore. What's the point?

 

[Emeraldtryst]

Point? That's a damn good question *looks around in wonder*

Where...am I?

Something about a monkey...

Oh yeah!! The kind of luck you need to roll 4 in a row is Vegas worthy...why work when you can gamble?

 

[April]

He sucks as a gambler. No luck at all. That's because I have it! LOL

 

[Emeraldtryst]

That sucks that he isn't a lcuky gambler...

...But why didn't you say that you had a monkey sooner? Can I borrow it?

 

[April]

*looking down* Yeah, when do you want her? Watch out, she likes to lay on your lap.

 

[Emeraldtryst]

Oh well...now that you mention it...my poor monkey has been begging for a friend. I just have to slap him when he gets like that though...

Gawd that was horrible.

Sure, a lap monkey is always nice

 

[Shannon]

Yes I play with myself. Sometimes the need just happens that I am horny and no one is around to care for my needs, except of course my vibrator.

 

[KillerMuffin]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Don't figure out how to play freecell. It's insidious and destructive. Once you learn how to play it and you manage to beat it the utter headiness of success does something to you and you have to play a new game and you have to beat it. Then all of your waking hours are consumed with hitting the refresh button at lit and playing freecell. You don't even post because none of the threads are as interesting as feeling that "I beat freecell" rush. It's almost as bad as heroin. Don't play it, leave that evil beast in its hidden lair. There is no twelve step freecell program to free you from its devestating clutches.

Good luck from a former freecell addict.

 

[Renegade]

Only behind closed doors.....

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Because I can't seem to figure out how to play this damn game Freecell...

Three times this morning before I got out of bed.

Oh you mean that solitare game on the computer!

 

[freakygirl]

I'm ashamed to admit.. i have played and beat all the freecell games..


I played them in order from #1 to #908577 (*L* is there that many?) Ok, so i have alot of time on my hands.. so sue me

I am now officially addicted to a game called snood (free trial at http://www.snood.com). I was so addicted to the free version, that i paid $14.95 for the full version