Do you masturbate?

Re: No chairs!!!

Thumper said:
Oh Miss Kitten....here kitty kitty kitty!



Merouw? You called? Btw, what other thread? Curious kitties want ot know.
 
L. Lioness

Of course it has been done before, but that doesn't mean it can't be done again sillyhead!

I just had to let you know that the last time it was done, I got turned on by one of the posts... I don't even remember who it was that said it but one of the guys mentioned that he masturbated SO much, that he felt he was capable of squeezing the life out of a puma... hee hee.

Anyway, just had to put that in again b/c it was just so damn creative.
 
Juliangel said:

It was a 110 volt vibrator with several different attachments. I miss it so much!!!

WOOHOO!!!

I talked to my honey this afternoon and told him how much I missed it and he told me to go ahead and order it for my birthday!!! It is only $50 now so I ordered some anal-ese too.
 
It's mine, I'll play with it when I want to.

btw, Mom can Sammyjo, Kitten Eyes, and Luscious come "in" to play?
 
99% of the people in the world admit to masturbating.

The other 1% don't have arms. :)

Of course I masturbate....I'm so hot I can't keep my hands off myself. (joke..that was a joke)

Self love is like a game for me. Fingers..hands...toys...water from the faucet...whatever I can find to help me out. Always something new and different. Once, a candle (and no MADDOG....it wasn't aflame :))

No chocolate either....but I can always use some help with the messy stuff! ;)
 
SimplySouthern said:
I'm so hot I can't keep my hands off myself. (joke..that was a joke)
Hmm I for sure think that you are very hot!! And I don't think I would be able to keep my hands off you if you were in reach of me!! ;)
 
Oh my *blushing*

If I were in reach of you...what makes you think I would not attack you? ;)

Never can tell about those Southern women. You know how they love accents. :)
 
wow, it's been a long time since i've gotten hot over a thread on the general board, so here i go, i'll tell you about me,...

my man lives 45 minutes away, so he comes up and stays for half a week, then goes back down for half a week

when he's here we do it twice a day, pretty regularly

when he's not, i'm all alone http://cgi.tripod.com/smilecwm/cgi-bin/s/asian2/pcry.gif

i am very emotionally attached to water. i shower a lot. i have a massaging showerhead. i love it. it is my best friend :)

no, just kidding, i masturbate like once a week or less. i like it, but not THAT much :)

i used to masturbate less, when i didn't have anyone, cuz i used to lose interest. i'd be half-way through, and i couldn't keep a fantasy, or stay aroused. i ended up wandering off like an alzheimer's patient, realising later that i'd done it again :)

now that i miss coming like crazy all over my man i actually want to masturbate more,... but it's just not the same :(

ok, now you all know :) not so bad,... i own no toys, not that i wouldn't like one, i just don't have any,...

k bye :)
 
ManOSafety said:
lala said:
...he...then goes back down for half a week

When I first read that I thought, my god, the man goes down on her for half a week!!!!

LOL glad to know my mind is not the only one in the gutter, that is how I read it too.
 
SimplySouthern said:
Oh my *blushing*

If I were in reach of you...what makes you think I would not attack you? ;)

Never can tell about those Southern women. You know how they love accents. :)
I promise that if you attack me, I won't press any charges, or report it to the police!! I'll just lay back and let you use me! :D:D
 
I don't have to when I have Puddles in my life! Damn that bitch can suck a mean one! ;)
 
Slight elaboration...

Ok....here's the deal. The story I was writing about this isn't working...so I'll just lay it out for you.

I usually use the big dildo when I've been naughty...or extremely horny...hmmm...

If I've been naughty, it's an act of punishment in which I just ram the thing inside me until I'm screaming in ecstasy. Picture the scene...I have disappointed my Master. I have done something that he has "forbidden" me to do.

Knowing he can't punish me...*sad...so very sad that he can't*...I take matters into my own hands. Sometimes it starts with a phone call...he will order me to undress myself. I comply with his wishes. My breathing becomes more rapid as I know what is coming. My pussy is aching to be fucked. He orders me to grab the toy and shove it in me. No stimulation...none is really needed. I've been wet all day. I can no longer control the feelings I am having. I live only to serve him. I lay down on the bed and reach for my dildo. It is so big, much bigger than any cock I've had. I'm scared to do this, but I shouldn't be....I've done it so many times before. I place the head against my wet pussy. I bring the dildo to my mouth and taste my juices, this only makes me want it more. Knowing he is waiting, I apologize. "Get busy whore, fuck yourself, just like I want to fuck you," he says. "Yes Master," I reply.

I hesitate just a second, but I know he is waiting to hear that sound. I run the dildo against my pussy, making it wet, ready to be inserted. Then, with all my strength, I plunge the hard cock into my waiting pussy. My sharp intake of breath makes him laugh. "Do you like me to fuck your cunt hard and fast, slut?" "Yes, Master, yes, fuck me hard, fuck my cunt."

I continue to pump the hard cock in and out of me. I am squirting my cum all over the bed. I'm pumping harder, faster...harder, faster...so fast, so hard...I am just on the brink of orgasm. "STOP!!" I leave the cock inside me, but stop all movement. "I want to hear you cum, why haven't you cum yet?" "I'm sorry Master, I'm sorry. I was just about to cum when you told me to stop." I'm whining now...he hates it when I whine. "I want you to put your butt plug in your ass and continue to fuck yourself with your dildo."

I get on my hands and knees and I prepare the butt plug by ramming it inside my wet pussy. It slides in my ass effortlessly. I lay back down and re-insert the dildo in my cunt. "May I continue Master?" "Yes, my whore"

I run my middle finger against my clit. Slowly, drawing circles around it. I build myself back up and start pumping "his" cock inside me again. The feeling of double penetration is too immense. I can no longer control myself. I begin to buck my hips. I'm screaming his name. I can feel my orgasm coming...my body feels as if it's on fire...I am so close, so very close...and then it hits me. I say his name one more time, under my breath, as my orgasm rocks my entire body.


*There you have it....ummm....not my best work, but it will do for now...*
 
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