Do you masturbate?

[Sammyjo]

Some of my treasures

I have quite a few things...let's see

I have a really huge dildo. I love to take it and ram it in myself...ok, more info than you needed...or if not, I can elaborate.

I have a vibrator, which makes me cum in about 30 seconds. I have very intense orgasms with that and this thing called a "butterfly". The butterfly, you strap on and it massages your clit and your pussy lips to orgasm...wow!!!

I have two butt plugs. The first one I got was rather small, and I think I only used it a few times before I got the larger one. I like to use the butt plug and the dildo at the same time...woo-hoo

I have ben-wa balls...I've only used them a few times...because I'm afraid they will get stuck...yes, they did once...and I had to do major pushing to get them out (thanks Nurse)...eeek...soon, very soon!!

I also have some restraints. I have actually tied my legs up before and imagined a lover doing the most amazing things. I'm telling you...NO TOUCHING!!! I have incredible self-control. I can imagine these scenes and bring myself to orgasm with no manual stimulation...eeeeeeeeeek

oh...and the body paints, which I have yet to use because I am saving them for someone special

Ok...that's SOME of the stuff I have...LOL...I'm delighted by the interest...now, who wants to play?

 

[R Nitelight]

Sammyjo

Put me in, coach!!!!!!

 

[Bobtoad777]

me, me, me, me, me

 

[Shelby]

Do you masturbate???????????????

Wow, is that like a Seuss question...Do you like Green Eggs & Ham?

Do you do it every day? Do you do it in the hay?
Do you do it in the shower? Do you do it with battery power? Do you do it in your pants? Do you do it watering your plants. Do you do it in your mind? Do you do it until you do blind? Does it vibrate when you go? Do you do it nice & slow? Do you do it with your hand? Would you do it with a band? Would you do it with Green Eggs & Ham?

Oh My God, Sam I AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

[Juliangel]

ROFLMAO Shelby!!! That is going to put a whole new twist on bed time stories at my house.

 

[Vlad]

Yes

My best girl, her girlfriend, and I like to watch each other masturbate--it really gets us hot, and before we climax, we do each other, in many positions. We only use our hands, no veggies or machinery involved when masturbating-

Vlad

 

[Rosebud]

yes

 

[Thumper]

Let's give everyone...

a hand folks!!!!

3 or 4 times a month roosterboy? I cover that in a day...and there is someone available too...uh oh...too much info...I think I am a sex addict...but hey who cares..I wanna OD!!!

SammyJo.....The "Tim the toolman" of the marital aids set! I want to know all about it babe!


I hate you more Vlad!

 

[Silverlily]

I am a sex addict...but hey who cares..I wanna OD!!!

Ahem, wanna fuck like rabbits?

 

[Thumper]

What do you think?

Uh...*scratching between the long ears*

Yeah.

And yes that's my final answer Regis.

 

[Silverlily]

Here bunny, nice bunny, when you're done playing with your ears, I have something else for you to play with.

 

[Thumper]

HMMMM

from observing my kitty and his habits aound rabbits...

I must venture cautiously...don't wanna be eaten by the Kitten...then again...could be the first ever case of rabbit eating kitten....or just nibbling....licking?

 

[Silverlily]

I promise, claws stay sheathed, unless you beg.

When my oldest child was very little, we always had to tell her, "Be nice to the kitty, be nice to the kitty." It finally got shortened to, "Nice the kitty."

Come here and nice the kitty. please

 

[MADDOG]

I once used a cucumber...that's as unusual a toy as I've used...or would a candle be weirder?

Depends. Was the candle alight?

 

[MADDOG]

Sometimes you feel like having an orgasm and either your spouse isn't around, or he/she doesn't feel like it.

How on Earth is it possible for anyone to not feel like it? What is wrong with people?!

MADDOG

 

[MADDOG]

Re: Some of my treasures

I have quite a few things...let's see

I have a really huge dildo. I love to take it and ram it in myself...ok, more info than you needed...or if not, I can elaborate.

Yes. I think a little elaboration is required here. I'm lost. No, really.

MADDOG

 

[Alyrahh]

Do I masturbate?

Absolutely every chance I get! Sometimes with toys, usually without, I prefer the skin to skin contact, personally.

 

[Ticklish Girl]

I'd go crazy if I didn't masturbate! I have a nice collection of vibrators, including my most recent acquisition, the Hungry Bear, which has one of the most powerful clit stimulators I've ever felt. A little belated birthday gift for myself, LOL.

 

[ManOSafety]

Hmmm...

First of all, happy belated b-day Ticklish Girl.

And for the questions, sure I masturbate, the frequency depends on the posts and stories I find here . Actually, probably a couple of times a week.

Don't usually use anything other than my hands and natural lubrication, but at times have used lotions. Once upon a time I had this inflatable toy, it was supposed to be an ass and a pussy, but it was about the size of a football so you still had to maneuver it with your hands, couldn't really set it down someplace and fuck it. Also use my wife's vibrator on occasion, for the feeling of the vibrations on my balls or nipples and sometimes for insertion.

 

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[ShyGuy68]

Hmm very interesting thread I have to admit!!

Sammyjo I love what you're telling!! Hmm I wish it was possible to get some visuals too!!

I of course masturbate too. On average it's about 1 - 2 times a day, sometime more and sometimes less. And if I have the feeling I might have some special time with a certain lady on-line or on the phone wednesday, I will probably not do it from tuesday morning!

 

[Merelan]

Sammy Jo...
ooooohhhh... thank you, but I do think we need more info. Please?

Shyguy... details... we want details!!!!!

Thumper and Kitten... whoah.... interbestiality on the web.., stay tuned for the Jerry whats his name show where they show the results of their unrestrained passion.

 

[Thumper]

No chairs!!!

Hi ya Merelan...You know the results!!! LOL
Didja read my post on the other thread in re this subject...damnit all that remembering has me rather aroused...again!! LOL


Oh Miss Kitten....here kitty kitty kitty!

 

[MADDOG]

I have the feeling I might have some special time with a certain lady on-line or on the phone wednesday, I will probably not do it from tuesday morning!

Is this certain "lady on-line" you speak of common board knowledge? And if so, may I ask it it is anyone I know? And if so, may I have a name?

Just out of curiousity, has anyone ever used a chocolate bar? Any type at all. I heard that Violet Crumbles or Crunchies (Or just honeycomb in chocolate if you haven't heard of those) are really good. You melt the chocolate just a tad in the microwave and then insert it, and then the honeycomb fizzes inside you. It's supposed to be great. Anyone tried this? Or could you do it for me now and give me the results on completion? My only concerns with that sort of thing would be it breaking off inside and also it leaving melted chocolate up there. I'm not a pussy doctor or vagina maestro, so I don't know if that's a problem or not? Would it be?

MADDOG

 

[ShyGuy68]

I have the feeling I might have some special time with a certain lady on-line or on the phone wednesday, I will probably not do it from tuesday morning!

Is this certain "lady on-line" you speak of common board knowledge? And if so, may I ask it it is anyone I know? And if so, may I have a name?

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