Do you know........

"Now, now darlin
You know the G can toy with your emotions..."

"yaya's a drunk German Pirate????"

"
You got to be a player to keep up with the G
"

"Stop being a cunt."

"Aren't we all? WTF are you doing?"

"I'm Welsh and a bit shy.:D"

"Figure of speech but if you are not careful you could end up a MUSE"

....."like honey"

"That is the pot calling the kettle black.
Did he hurt your feelings again little girl?"

"For some reason, I am not going to let this one die.
Okay, so I am a sap for flirting......hee hee........
Nevermind.:rolleyes:"


"Mmmnnnnmmmmmm dup dup mmmnnnnmmmmm
Bom-ba-dee-da-Bom-ba-dee-da
Happy Trails to you,
Until we meet again,
Happy trails to you,
Keep smiling on til then
Who ( Oooh ) cares about the clouds when we're together
Just ( Aaah ) sing a song an' think bout sunny weather
...two...three
Happy Trails to you,
Til we meet again"


"No time for the old in out love, Im just here to read the meter."

:rolleyes:
 
"Request
Youare a good poster, Mr Yayati. Please do not leave."
Don't sweat it. If he really leaves, he'll probably take your pooooooocy with him."


"I hope no one beat me to it ... didn't read all the replies"


"See you next week.?:kiss::kiss::kiss:"


"gusty: i'll miss ya u crazy nut (not really)"

"I'm getting quite a lot of posts just letting you know
ur an idjit
Two words: Drama Queen"

"Don't get our hopes up. You will be back. You always come back."

"gusty: i wont miss ya cuz i dint speak to ya long enough and dont know ur history or otherwise i prolly wud....i wouldnt miss anyone here in reality but it was nice chatting to ya when u let yer guard down and came to the land of reality it was interesting speaking to ya... "

"Sticky? Do I dare ask? (of course I do)."


"I'll take any topping on myself. As long as a tongue follows, it's all good!
I'm a very oral guy; women are meant to have lips on various parts of their bodies, I think. Shove something into my mouth, and I'm likely to suck on it. Or take your chances and let me decide. *raised eyebrow*"

"AWW...please please DON'T leave me this way!!!


:rolleyes: Blah blah blahhhh
 
Guess how many posts A_J/A-Jacks/Markov_Cain/Jean Val Jean/algore/J_CARVILLE/SIN and I have...

:D :D :D

almost left out RAWHUMOR, but I lent out the pasword, so not all of them are mine!

:rolleyes: Who gives a ratA.
 
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"You know, there aren't very many who are as beautiful in form as they are in spirit. But you are such an exception." ~B.
 
"No,
You makes who I am
I'm not real, so do you
And I'm not gonna figure you out.
I Love you for you.
And it's not the sweet words that makes me bow
It's your beautiful soul that's made me howled!" Hmmmmm .... :D:D:D
 
Da~C word said:
Go, Perky, go! #9, here I come.

By the way, Sandia. I've been here more than 3 years now, the longest of the top10. And I'm falling, falling, falling! :D

Gustyfarts has been here for what, 5 or 6 months? ( I can't see her start date.) I think that extrapolates to about 120,000 posts or more by the time she's been here as long as I have.

Momma...:rolleyes: NeveWolovvmiii ... Duhhh
 
H_ands_S_h_i_t said:
someone told me in PM that my story was a big time hit it might make literotica's top ten with a bullet! BANG! cool. i think i'll submit it!

:rolleyes: So you are one of the writter PM me to 'vote you? Ehemm ... Hmmmm ... Have not read your story yet. Sorry ...
 
Intimacy ~ Nina Cassian

I can be alone
I know how to be alone.

There is a tacit understanding
between my pencils
and the trees outside;
between the rain
and my luminous hair.

The tea is boiling:
my golden zone,
my pure burning amber

I can be alone,
I know how to be alone.
By tea-light
I write.
 
"Naa I have to work tonight.
Anyway, talking about your soft skin is worthwhile.
I have some spare beer to pour..."

"She has charcoal black skin."

"hs... i hope you have a better saturday night than starting threads about me"

"yap yap yap"

"Flower power........"

"It makes me sneeze"

"BrainFartTongueTightPrick."

"Wonderful description!!!!!:D:D"


" ....G likes to watch me picked my nose?:D"

"Grow up, or get lit up"

".... .... likes to see me wearing my pink puffy tu~tu and bounce...
Is there anything you don't like?
Err actually don't answer that."

it said it loved me

then looked at me with its big green eyes

"I was overcome with a fiery desire
its smoking now, beckoning me to bed again
should I play hard to get?"

"Is he going to give you a deal on insurance?"


:rolleyes: .. Sheeshhh ..
 
"Fuck off
Don't ever give her even the slightest bit of credit
She looks like an Elephant seal
She is gross beyond belief."

"For someone who claims to think she is so disgusting you two wankers, sure spend a lot of effort talking about her...."

:D"You know she'll never give you the time of day.......
Pent up sexual frustration is never good lol"


"I wouldn't listen to them.
They whack off to books of war wounds.
Pain is what they get off on.:

You didn't peck the fucker?
"Oh dear, did the truth hurt diddums?"


"No, I think she fucked the pecker."

"She's a cunt, what's to explain."

"Hike up your skirt a little more, and show your world to me....."
 
"Right now you're all thinking - damn, he got this spot on...but we can't say anything incase we offend or make ourselves unpopular"

"Nah, he's a rocket scientist. Works for NASA.
Builds space shuttles.
......"

"You meant like climbing trees and stuffs too...? :eek::rolleyes:"


"Well everyone is entitled to their opinion. I still think ....... :rolleyes: No sorry, skull fucking isn't my thing.... Hmmmmm"
 
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"You say that like it's a bad thing!
Context, dear, context.:D"

"Could you read her thread titles which I posted, and then come back and call her "classy"?
You stupid fucking bimbo bitch
Don't post unless you're intending to be truthful, we've heard the "she's so lovely, she's one of us" crap already.
Fuck off and let those with a backbone post.
Cunts."

"I have backbone.
Helps me to walk erect every day.:)"

"Cheers, Doll! I couldn't have said it better myself!"

"Sit down bitch before I fuck you up and bust a nut in your momma."

"You're about as funny as........ neverminda.":rolleyes:
 
Gusty Wind said:


"Hike up your skirt a little more, and show your world to me....."


I do love when she does that. But sure as shit I always end up sending a cruise missile her way and just turning her world inside out! :p
 
DevilishTexan said:
I do love when she does that. But sure as shit I always end up sending a cruise missile her way and just turning her world inside out! :p

But your replies make my head spin! You are 'Deviiiiiiiiilllllliiiiiish! ;)
 
"I'd think about them daily as I wake up to a hummer and steak every morning"

"Of course, I could hire..... servents...."

...ehemm .. neverminda .. :D ... yet, you wonder why I said that!"


"A rose is beautiful, but fleeting. It smells sweet and it's texture sublime. They're a precious gift of nature, something to treasure for the time you have with it.
for you.:rose:"

"What language is that?
:shiver with ..:eek:"
 
"The noose kept getting tighter as Percy continued to methodically wax his classic 1942 Hudson Plunger. Next door Mrs. Proppulquat moaned in quiet desperation as the enzymes savagely attacked her pancreas.
A sultry breeze fluttered through the curtains, when suddenly a gusty wind rocked the home with a string of emoticons, letters and symbols strung together in a way only the invading space aliens could understand.
Tomorrow the final signal arrives in the form of a net Lit member: A Paco Lips."



:D
 
S ..........e said:
Oooooo Spinaroonie!!!11``````

Helllloooooooo evary1body!```~~~~~~~~

Today is TUES````DAY`````

PSSSSST

I wan 2 tell 1``````U´´´´something!!! :p

I ````hate´´´´ my LIFE and wish I was DED!:) :)

Oh wait... pardon me...... my engish not so good.

How you see "Me gu``sta mi ``vida`` y tengo que ir a la biblioteca```````" :confused:??

GOODBYE[/COLOR][/COLOR][/COLOR]



:rolleyes:
 
"Thank you everyone, even you Gusty :D Though you're right, best thing to have is will power ;)

If anyone else has anything else to contribute, please do. I really do appreciate everyone's help. Thank you Thank you.

GUSTY!

uNDERSTAND... nopA!
Very...grrr.crrrazy! Whoop! :D
Hubba HUBBA! Av....muaaahhh :kiss: smoke kissa! BeLeh :eek:"


Still smoking? Hmmmmm ;)


:cool:
 
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