Do you know why fire engines are red?

[Guest]

I just heard this....


6 x 2 = 12

12 inches in a ruler

Queen Elizabeth is a ruler

And also a ship

Ships sail on the ocean

Oceans have fish in them

Fish have fins

The Finns fought the Russians

Russians are red

And that's why fire engines are red because they are always rushin' around



Boy do I need a life.


edited for pixie

 

[riff]

I like it.

 

[Pixie]

But it's Finns not Fins...

 

[InnocentAngel81]

thats cool never heard that before

 

[Guest]

But it's Finns not Fins...

I corrected it for you....you should know.

 

[Pixie]

I corrected it for you....you should know.

Thank you kind sir!

 

[Guest]

Thank you kind sir!

Your most welcome gentle lady.

 

[riff]

Come to think of it. Maybe they are red because red is the color of blood and that is a universal warning sign.

~whoosh~

One just went by! Sirens ablaze! I wonder where the fire is?

 

[Guest]

Come to think of it. Maybe they are red because red is the color of blood and that is a universal warning sign.

~whoosh~

One just went by! Sirens ablaze! I wonder where the fire is?

Well that could be true, I'm willing to concede that this might not be 100% factual, but my way is more fun.

 

[just pet]

OOPS!

http://www.autonav2000.com/images/ScrapBook/FireTruck_Yellow_LLFD_1.jpg

 

[riff]

Ya got me, good.

Bright not just red, but all bright colors can be a warning sign.

 

[just pet]

Ya got me, good.

Now wouldn't that be fun

 

[riff]

Yes, but I might fall in love with you then.

(I'm in therapy, ya know).

 

[Dillinger]

I thought they were red so that they can easily be seen if they accidently drive into a fjord?