Do You Know What's Great About Computer Viruses?

[Bob Peale]

I finally know who's been spamming me

 

[Shylady]

Why am I suddenly glad I have never spammed you

 

[lavender]

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Dear Bob,
We are pleased to inform you that we have taken care of the "problem". All spamming was the work of a naughty little redhead. She, as well as several other members of a well-know porn board, foolishly believed that you would appreciate the kinky porno offers. Future mailings have been discontinued.

-Bob's lawyers

 

[Bob Peale]

What do you mean "spamming" you? I don't understand all this terminology. I'm such an idiot when it comes to these things.

All of those adverts you get in your email box for wart remover and debt consolidation with no recognizable (or often valid) email address.

Typically, the people that send these out don't belong to a brain trust - and when all of the sudden I start getting things like "Badtrans.b" from 40 people who I've never heard of before, odds are that they were people who were kind enough to put me in their address book so that they could send me unwanted mail.

BlondeBeauty - Offers of sex are NOT span - they are welcome

 

[BlondeBeauty]

Dear Bob,
We are pleased to inform you that we have taken care of the second "problem". All spamming was the work of a naughty little redhead. She, as well as several other members of a well-know porn board, correctly believed that you would appreciate the kinky porno offers. Future mailings have been continued with vigor.

We would also like to inform you that our fee has just doubled.

-Bob's lawyers

 

[Renegade]

Lawyers? Dang ambulance chasers.

 

[MunchinMark]

What's Great About Computer Viruses?

They've made anti-virus program distributors very rich indeed.

I personally suspect that they might be resposible for some.

In the wake of a much publicised virus which you might remember, one company advised its employees to "assume that nobody loves you."