Do you have tits and wits?

[LongPenStroke]

Yes, you read that correctly. No, I am not looking for girls with just huge tits, but I will not discriminate if you do. Seriously, you just need to have tits, their size doesn't matter.

You also need wits. I am not necessarily looking for MENSA material, but please be able to construct a complete sentence.

Me - I am an overly intelligent guy with either a photographic or pornographic memory. The doctors are still studying me, but that is their prognosis thus far.

I have an over sexually active imagination that needs to be shared with a woman who knows how to nurture it and help bring it to life. I have a handful of kinks that I would love to explore and for the record, incest is not one of them.

In a nutshell, I am looking for an intelligent woman to exchange sexual fantasies with over a variety of mediums, including but not limited to, e-mail, IM, skype voice, and maybe at some future date, cam - but that is only a possibility.

I look forward to any and all replies from the wonderful women of Lit.

 

[SwtSassyNrse26]

I can manage and titrate a Heparin drip with perfect precision

 

[LongPenStroke]

I honestly know what that means. I use to be a medic in the Army and would often work the ER and Post Op in my down time.

I applaud you for your skill, and give you a standing ovation for the witty reply. I love it.

 

[Scentofawoman]

Lol! You're title grabbed my attention. I hope you find some qualified candidates!

 

[Zulae]

Too bad you're not at least 8 years younger, you really sound fun. Good luck with your search!

 

[subdued_passion]

Bump...

For a guy who has a way with words and will make you chuckle with his sense of humour.

Psst- Ladies he gives good aural ;p

 

[LongPenStroke]

Lol! You're title grabbed my attention. I hope you find some qualified candidates!

I am sorting resumes as they arrive. I was thinking about sorting through them Willy Wonka style, and every time I reject one I could have the Oompa Loompas sing them a song.

But sadly, I do not have a sex toy factory of which to lead a tour of.

 

[Corbal]

Yes, you read that correctly. No, I am not looking for girls with just huge tits, but I will not discriminate if you do. Seriously, you just need to have tits, their size doesn't matter.

You also need wits. I am not necessarily looking for MENSA material, but please be able to construct a complete sentence.

Me - I am an overly intelligent guy with either a photographic or pornographic memory. The doctors are still studying me, but that is their prognosis thus far.

I have an over sexually active imagination that needs to be shared with a woman who knows how to nurture it and help bring it to life. I have a handful of kinks that I would love to explore and for the record, incest is not one of them.

In a nutshell, I am looking for an intelligent woman to exchange sexual fantasies with over a variety of mediums, including but not limited to, e-mail, IM, skype voice, and maybe at some future date, cam - but that is only a possibility.

I look forward to any and all replies from the wonderful women of Lit.

Well, I've tits and wits, but I'm your sister, so, we're a no-go.

saunters off to find our loving father

 

[hotkimzuen]

Yes, you read that correctly. No, I am not looking for girls with just huge tits, but I will not discriminate if you do. Seriously, you just need to have tits, their size doesn't matter.

You also need wits. I am not necessarily looking for MENSA material, but please be able to construct a complete sentence.

Me - I am an overly intelligent guy with either a photographic or pornographic memory. The doctors are still studying me, but that is their prognosis thus far.

I have an over sexually active imagination that needs to be shared with a woman who knows how to nurture it and help bring it to life. I have a handful of kinks that I would love to explore and for the record, incest is not one of them.

In a nutshell, I am looking for an intelligent woman to exchange sexual fantasies with over a variety of mediums, including but not limited to, e-mail, IM, skype voice, and maybe at some future date, cam - but that is only a possibility.

I look forward to any and all replies from the wonderful women of Lit.

ohh.. I know youll find that woman here.

 

[LongPenStroke]

Too bad you're not at least 8 years younger, you really sound fun. Good luck with your search!

That would be 8 years less experience, and trust me, you want my experience.

 

[sweetcarla]

Yes, you read that correctly. No, I am not looking for girls with just huge tits, but I will not discriminate if you do. Seriously, you just need to have tits, their size doesn't matter.

You also need wits. I am not necessarily looking for MENSA material, but please be able to construct a complete sentence.

Me - I am an overly intelligent guy with either a photographic or pornographic memory. The doctors are still studying me, but that is their prognosis thus far.

I have an over sexually active imagination that needs to be shared with a woman who knows how to nurture it and help bring it to life. I have a handful of kinks that I would love to explore and for the record, incest is not one of them.

In a nutshell, I am looking for an intelligent woman to exchange sexual fantasies with over a variety of mediums, including but not limited to, e-mail, IM, skype voice, and maybe at some future date, cam - but that is only a possibility.

I look forward to any and all replies from the wonderful women of Lit.

Definitely one of the most amusing and intriguing personals I've seen in a while. Good luck with your search, sir.

 

[RioWylde]

I have both!!

very intriguing....like your style....good luck with your search....

 

[ShaiGirl]

very interesting ad, hope you get many applications

 

[seth6138]

Well, I've tits and wits, but I'm your sister, so, we're a no-go.

saunters off to find our loving father

Mom wants to know, what time you two kids will be over for dinner! I hope you haven't forgotten it's Fathers Day?

 

[belle_mystere]

There are quite a few titty witty women here. Good luck in your search!

 

[Thevirginwriter]

I think it's quite amusing that you consider being able to construct a complete sentence as a sign of wits.

 

[sereneone4u]

A bump for a good personal.

 

[LongPenStroke]

very intriguing....like your style....good luck with your search....

Awww, thank you. Most women just like me for my big DIC......tionary.

 

[LongPenStroke]

I think it's quite amusing that you consider being able to construct a complete sentence as a sign of wits.

Being witty has very little to do with intelligence. I know people who are quite witty, but unable to identify the subject of a sentence. I, also, know people who are quite intelligent and lack wit.

I am not saying the two are mutually exclusive, but you can have one without the other.

 

[LongPenStroke]

self bump

 

[CockSucker113]

I send you private message about my tits and witt. I hope your still looking.

 

[pfflyerhot]

I dunno. I find the thread title is making me feel all sarcastic. You know, like, "Yeah. I got tits and wits... What's it to you?"
Very clever, indeed... since, now, I must read the entire thing.
Yeah. That's it. The title makes me sarcastic-y... The content, on the other hand, and, unexpectedly, does not.

 

[quietlylooking]

I think, by most objective standards, that I actually have both.

 

[LongPenStroke]

I dunno. I find the thread title is making me feel all sarcastic. You know, like, "Yeah. I got tits and wits... What's it to you?"
Very clever, indeed... since, now, I must read the entire thing.
Yeah. That's it. The title makes me sarcastic-y... The content, on the other hand, and, unexpectedly, does not.

The title is just an attention grabber; and it must have worked because this ad has received over 1,000 views - Including you Thank you for the lovely reply.

I have to say, it's kind of hard being a guy on lit and finding a way of breaking through the crap of the personals section. Most men are like '27/m/horny - PM me. ' Women just have to put a giant F in the title and their inbox is filled within an hour or two.

 

[ginger82]

The title is just an attention grabber; and it must have worked because this ad has received over 1,000 views - Including you Thank you for the lovely reply.

I have to say, it's kind of hard being a guy on lit and finding a way of breaking through the crap of the personals section. Most men are like '27/m/horny - PM me. ' Women just have to put a giant F in the title and their inbox is filled within an hour or two.

Hell the title got me to stop and peek. How true it is about the latter, 1 letter in the title and the PM box is full. Guys on the other hand have to stand out and live up to the standard in order to even get a reply. I guess it can be related to fishing, you won't catch all the fish using the same bait, some will like it and some won't.

However I will say, my personal has been going strong for almost a year, usually yielding me at least 1 response per posting. Then again, I cheated and used pictures