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[Obama_2012]

Here is a list of Mitt Romney's beliefs.


He believes that Jesus Christ is Satan's brother.
He believes that God lives near a planet called "Kolob."
He believes in baptizing dead people.
He believes that Jesus is married to a goddess wife.
He believes that The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.
He believes that it was impossible for Negroes to go to Heaven before 1978.
He believes that Jesus has children from his wife or wives.
He believes that he is going to become a god.
He believes he will own his own personal planet after he dies.
He believes the real Christian God is not eternal but rather that He was once a man on some other planet besides Earth!
He believes he needs to wear magical underwear created by Mormons and he is never to take it off unless he is bathing.
He believes it is a sin to drink anything containing caffeine. And that even includes True American™ drinks like Coca-Cola!
He believes children between the ages of 18-21 should wear name badges, ride bicycles and always smile.

 

[KRCummings]

Either a Presidents faith matters or it doesn't. Which is it?

 

[Very_Bad_Man]

Either a Presidents faith matters or it doesn't. Which is it?

it only matter when it interferes with secular issues which means we should elect an atheist.

 

[SithLord13]

it only matter when it interferes with secular issues which means we should elect an atheist.

This.

 

[TexasWife25]

wrong thread

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Here is a list of Mitt Romney's beliefs.


He believes that Jesus Christ is Satan's brother.
He believes that God lives near a planet called "Kolob."
He believes in baptizing dead people.
He believes that Jesus is married to a goddess wife.
He believes that The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.
He believes that it was impossible for Negroes to go to Heaven before 1978.
He believes that Jesus has children from his wife or wives.
He believes that he is going to become a god.
He believes he will own his own personal planet after he dies.
He believes the real Christian God is not eternal but rather that He was once a man on some other planet besides Earth!
He believes he needs to wear magical underwear created by Mormons and he is never to take it off unless he is bathing.
He believes it is a sin to drink anything containing caffeine. And that even includes True American™ drinks like Coca-Cola!
He believes children between the ages of 18-21 should wear name badges, ride bicycles and always smile.

And exactly how is this crazier than what the Catholics/Christians/Jews/Muslims believe?

 

[clutch1]

How do they have all these kids with the magic undergarments in the way?
Do they move them to the side when fucking, or do they only fuck while bathing?

 

[TexasWife25]

And exactly how is this crazier than what the Catholics/Christians/Jews/Muslims believe?

Its not

This alt smells like RoryN


Although I personally think its silly to call Mormons Christians, it shouldnt have a basis on who you vote for

 

[SithLord13]

I dunno I think everyone is afraid of an elected official trying to legislate morality or turn everything into a fundamentalist theocracy. I do remember when they tried to put prayer back in schools, but having to give equal opportunity for non x-tians kinda killed it as if say a wiccan, muslim or satanist wanted to pray, they had to allow it.

 

[Obama_2012]

Mitt cares.

“I’m going to take a lot of departments in Washington, and agencies, and combine them. Some eliminate, but I’m probably not going to lay out just exactly which ones are going to go…Things like Housing and Urban Development (HUD), which my dad was head of, that might not be around later.”

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Its not

This alt smells like RoryN


Although I personally think its silly to call Mormons Christians, it shouldnt have a basis on who you vote for

Well if he is creating alts to try to make some point, that means on some level he understands people see the name RoryN and automatically dismiss whatever bullshit he types. Realizing this may be the first step saving himself.

Now if you will excuse me I am going to go read how one guy with wings threw another guy with wings out of a hidden city in the clouds to the center of the earth were it is hot.......

 

[Obama_2012]

Thank you for your support!