Do you get extra points for a stiff upper lip?

[Anna_Malia75]

U Brits! Such a fun-loving group! You'll be drawn by the azure waters, but you'll stay for the blowjob contests.

Women arrested in sex competition

Women arrested in sex competition

Mon Jul 14, 8:58 AM ET

ATHENS (Reuters) - Nine British women were facing prostitution charges after being arrested at the weekend for taking part in an oral sex competition in the Greek holiday island of Zakynthos, police said on Monday.
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Six British and six Greek men, including two bar owners, were also charged in the incident, which took place at Laganas beach in the south of the Ionian island, which lies off the west coast of mainland Greece, police said.

The women, who came to the popular resort on holiday, had been paid to take part in the competition, which was video recorded and was to be posted on the Internet, police said.

The men were charged with encouraging obscene behavior.

In recent years, Laganas has established itself as one of Greece's most popular destinations for twenty-something holidaymakers and is known for its wild party scene.

Around 15 million people -- a fifth of them British -- visit the eastern Mediterranean country each year, drawn by its soaring summer temperatures, azure waters and sandy beaches.

(Reporting by Daniel Flynn)

(This was linked in the "Adult Headline News" on the Stories and Pics page, but I thought it deserved an audience here too)

 

[impressive]

I just wanna know who won.

 

[neonlyte]

I just wanna know who won.

Priscilla - the Princess of Pucker

 

[glynndah]

I just wanna know who won.

I'm more interested in the judging criteria. Dexterity? Duration? Depth?

 

[jomar]

Those zany youngsters.


I need more coffee or something - I read 'upper lip' as 'nipple.'

 

[TheeGoatPig]

Stiff nipples could only help, rubbing up against the judge's legs...

 

[Anna_Malia75]

I need more coffee or something - I read 'upper lip' as 'nipple.'

you are such a perv.

 

[DesertPirate]

you are such a perv.

Imagine finding one of those here

 

[Svenskaflicka]

What I want to know is - who was on the receiving end? What were the rules? Did the Greeks try to get the Brits off and vice versa, or was it nationality-based?

OK, who's gonna be the first to turn this into a Group Sex story?

 

[DeeZire]

You know how they have doves at weddings? I wonder if they had swallows at the event?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

Bad Dee! Bad! Go into the doghouse and scratch "I'll not use bad puns" 100 times on the walls.

 

[jomar]

you are such a perv.

You again!!! Stalker!!!!!








How ya doin?

 

[Anna_Malia75]

You again!!! Stalker!!!!!

How ya doin?

I'm the stalker? Check out who started the thread, Your Royal Perviness.

Fine, thanks. Workin' on a new story, signing up for Kinky Bingo.

You know how they have doves at weddings? I wonder if they had swallows at the event?

Or if one of the judges was Mark Spitz.

Dee started it.

 

[TE999]

The contestants shoulda given all the cops hum jobs to forget the whole thing.

Better yet, considering where they were, just grabbed their ankles.

 

[jomar]

I'm the stalker? Check out who started the thread, Your Royal Perviness.

Fine, thanks. Workin' on a new story, signing up for Kinky Bingo.

Testy!

Good luck with bingo, my friend. Make sure you use several cards at once - AARP endorses the strategy.

 

[keeblercrumb]

"Rocket? Na... just glad to see ya!"

I am still confused about Greeks having an ORAL sex contest....

-KC

 

[DeeZire]

Or if one of the judges was Mark Spitz.

Dee started it.

Or if there was a basketball game on TV, with a lot of dribbling. And shooting.

 

[slyc_willie]

Or if there was a basketball game on TV, with a lot of dribbling. And shooting.

You'd have to watch the rims, too. It's all in the basket or nothing.