Do you fart in front of your SO?

[*bratcat*]

 

[Velius]

I think I'd have to agree.

 

[Shaq]

No, I tend to muffle it by holding it til it seeps out...but usually I'm alone and it's not a problem...

 

[plasticman33]

LMAO! Farting willynilly??? What a visual!

 

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[TWB]

Not when I have my butt plug.

 

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[Velius]

I don't know why (it's a good thing though, IMO) but I can't "fart on demand". Nor do I want to.

 

[lovetoread]

Yes I have.

Not on purpose,but when you live with someone something is gonna happen.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

if you didn't you'd explode! while thats not true somethings sometimes cannot be helped.

 

[Jewelz]

yeah, its gotta come out!

but why is it that many people do find the act of or the mention of farting ....funny??

 

[lovetoread]

I think it has to do with the old guy leaning over and saying..."Pull my finger."

 

[brokenbrainwave]

I think it has to do with the old guy leaning over and saying..."Pull my finger."

I am sorry, but as the father of two young son's it is my duty to do that to them!

 

[Velius]

Yeah, I have always found it very tasteless think that anything of that nature is funny. Just seems a little weak to me.

 

[lovetoread]

I am sorry, but as the father of two young son's it is my duty to do that to them!

Heh,Tiger (my guy) is passing that same tradition to my kids.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Heh,Tiger (my guy) is passing that same tradition to my kids.

lol, it does not haved to be passed, pardon the pun, it seems they figure it out naturally. My boys are 7 and 3, I remember the first time the youngest let loose really good. Where the 7 yr old knew the word "fart" from I have no idea, not a commonly used word around the house but all he did was yell to the TOP of his lungs, and keep in mind we were out for a nice dinner, "MOMMY, DADDY, PJ FARTED, HE STINKS!" mommy wanted to slither under the table and not for sexual purposes.

 

[lovetoread]

lol, it does not haved to be passed, pardon the pun, it seems they figure it out naturally. My boys are 7 and 3, I remember the first time the youngest let loose really good. Where the 7 yr old knew the word "fart" from I have no idea, not a commonly used word around the house but all he did was yell to the TOP of his lungs, and keep in mind we were out for a nice dinner, "MOMMY, DADDY, PJ FARTED, HE STINKS!" mommy wanted to slither under the table and not for sexual purposes.

My kids wont let one go by without pointing it out. I have been in that situation before.

 

[freescorfr]

40 times a day on average - which is the average for adult humans, male and female.
I can't remember why I looked it up once.

Bratcat - how can it be avoided if you're sleeping?

Sometimes it's impossible not to let rip. Churches, concerts and libraries are the most amusing - public transport, too.

I don't hear women fart as much as men, even though, biologically they do. I always thought it was because they wore sound-proofed undergarments, or wiggled their bum cheeks so it escaped silently.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

My kids wont let one go by without pointing it out. I have been in that situation before.

yes but eric was 4 and pj had just been hatched..oh well, kids, what are you going to do? cant send them outside with a bucket of paint and have them re-stripe the lines on the hwy without DHS gettin all pissy

 

[tswyk]

Southern Belles do not FART!!!!

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Southern Belles do not FART!!!!

no they, whats it called, vapor?

 

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[chewbacca71]

I have done it plenty of times, but after 11 years together, its a normal occurence. My wife first told me that she knew I was comfortable with her when I let one loose by accident when we were dating.

Chewey

 

[Hamletmaschine]

Farting is funny because it reminds us all that we're just disgusting, smelly, fluid-dribbling animals, in spite of our efforts to keep all our sphincters bunged up so we'll be all pretty and nice-smelling for others.

It's not as funny as lighting farts, but it is funny, nonetheless.

 

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