Do you ever...

Wings

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...feel like you're missing out by not making drunken threads on the GB?


Is this something that should happen more?
 
...feel like you're missing out by not making drunken threads on the GB?


Is this something that should happen more?

no, not really. but then i did read that first as 'drunken heads' and wondered for a minute about would i?
 
no, not really. but then i did read that first as 'drunken heads' and wondered for a minute about would i?

I would join you in making drunken heads, that sounds enjoyable.
 
...feel like you're missing out by not making drunken threads on the GB?


Is this something that should happen more?

I don't think I have ever missed anything by not being drunk, unless it was the embarrassment.
 
I would join you in making drunken heads, that sounds enjoyable.

we could youtube animations of our plasticine drunken heads, making threads and saying stupid stuff in a kitsch parody of . . .

ok, maybe we could just crack open a few bottles instead. it'd be easier :D
 
we could youtube animations of our plasticine drunken heads, making threads and saying stupid stuff in a kitsch parody of . . .

ok, maybe we could just crack open a few bottles instead. it'd be easier :D

I could find a Barbie wig to put on the cork I pull from the next bottle of vino I drink. We can make this happen!
 
My body naturally makes better shit than what comes in a bottle.
 
Pssst, I think that means that JBJ drinks his own pee. Pass it on.
 
It's hard enough for me to drunk text, let alone attempt to start a thread when drinking.
 
and matchstick legs!

Yes! Well, maybe toothpick legs, I don't think I have any matchsticks in the house. Plus, fire makers and booze rarely belong together! ;)

It's hard enough for me to drunk text, let alone attempt to start a thread when drinking.

You can join us in our drunken puppet making then. So much more fun than dragging up decade old issues!
 
...feel like you're missing out by not making drunken threads on the GB?


Is this something that should happen more?

Except when in the company of the right sorts of friends, I prefer to be lucid. Which can also mean being under the influence of modest amounts of caffeine or natural endorphins. I've got nothing against responsible drinking, it's just that for most things which give me pleasure in life, being inebriated doesn't enhance them.

But the really important thing is your breasts are magnificent. Themselves a wonder of nature. And they deserve all due oral and phallic attention. :rose:
 
Except when in the company of the right sorts of friends, I prefer to be lucid. Which can also mean being under the influence of modest amounts of caffeine or natural endorphins. I've got nothing against responsible drinking, it's just that for most things which give me pleasure in life, being inebriated doesn't enhance them.

But the really important thing is your breasts are magnificent. Themselves a wonder of nature. And they deserve all due oral and phallic attention. :rose:

Oh you and your flattery. :rose:


So you don't really drink either? You and Shaun should start a Lit Non-drinkers club.
 
Oh you and your flattery. :rose:


So you don't really drink either? You and Shaun should start a Lit Non-drinkers club.

I used to drink much more at my university friend's parties, where there was the right sorts of people. But I got worn out a bit from that. And since developed some funky alcohol allergy. *shrug*

But a properly lubricated Wings would be amazing!
 
I used to drink much more at my university friend's parties, where there was the right sorts of people. But I got worn out a bit from that. And since developed some funky alcohol allergy. *shrug*

But a properly lubricated Wings would be amazing!

I just get happier and more obnoxious. Most can't handle all the awesome that my whiskey brings.
 
I just get happier and more obnoxious. Most can't handle all the awesome that my whiskey brings.

i can handle that! i am the same. i'm superchill, silly and lighthearted. i make terrible jokes and occasionally will subject my friends to my delusions of being morrissey, by taking to the closest karaoke stage.

i don't understand how people claim to get abusive/violent/generally shitty when they drink.
 
I really don't drink that often, so I don't do much 'drunk' anything.

However, if I did drink more I just might be able to make sense of some of the more incoherent threads that pop up in here.
 
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