Do you ever read a thread

[AusTess]

And just want to spew?
I've had that reaction tonight an i just aint sure if it's a reaction to the thread.



Or food poisoning.

 

[taxidriver]

You can generally recover from the food poisoning quicker! Bad writing leaves a mental aftertaste that lingers on and on and on....!


My deepest sympathies.

 

[Guest]

To spew or not to spew

In a word, yes.

Most times I just catch myself.

Moon

 

[AusTess]

You can generally recover from the food poisoning quicker! Bad writing leaves a mental aftertaste that lingers on and on and on....!


My deepest sympathies.

Kinda like a garlic burp.*Wrinkles nose*

 

[taxidriver]

I do believe it's time to break out the mental Lysol then! Phew- a thread that is akin to a garlic burp! G'Lord, I think the wallpaper's starting to buckle at the smell of that!!!

Dare I ask where you read this thread?? No need to get too descriptive... just point upwind to it.

 

[AusTess]

I do believe it's time to break out the mental Lysol then! Phew- a thread that is akin to a garlic burp! G'Lord, I think the wallpaper's starting to buckle at the smell of that!!!

Dare I ask where you read this thread?? No need to get too descriptive... just point upwind to it.

I aint gonna tell you which thread.
That would be plain nasty.
And what i think of as fluffy bullshit vomitworthy chat,is another mans PERFECT chat,yannow?

 

[Lost Cause]

I get that feeling whenever I read a thread where the author is either trying to get a negative reaction, or is spouting such obvious bullshit! You're right though, it feels like a "vurp". (Tim Allen's terminology for a vomit-burp)
Pepto-Bismol with peppermint Schnaps!

 

[AusTess]

I dunno.

Maybe i'm being overly sensitive?
But i've read a lot of stuff that screams FAKEFAKEFAKE.
Like some people are tryin real hard not to be themselves.


And thanks for the tip,but if i'm gonna have schnapps?

It'll be butterscotch.
Topped with Baileys.

And sculled in shots.

 

[Woodmiester]

ok

always did make misreading a fine art

 

[kiwiwolf]

And thanks for the tip,but if i'm gonna have schnapps?

It'll be butterscotch.
Topped with Baileys.

And sculled in shots.

Aaah a slippery nipple... haven't had one of those in years...

 

[AusTess]

We call em Cowboy cocksuckers.

You say tomato.....


c'mere Mr Wolf.
Make me horny.

 

[AusTess]

Okay.
I've had alcohol and i prolly should just go to bed.

 

[Guest]

We call em Cowboy cocksuckers.

You say tomato.....


c'mere Mr Wolf.
Make me horny.

How about a MS Wolf.....?

MoonWolf

 

[AusTess]

I uh,meant Mr kiwiwolf.



but if he aint here in 5 seconds flat?

You're on,mswolf.
*Wriggles brows and chokes laughing*

 

[Guest]

I uh,meant Mr kiwiwolf.



but if he aint here in 5 seconds flat?

You're on,mswolf.
*Wriggles brows and chokes laughing*

I knew whatcha meant.....just had to put my two cents in....

Moon

 

[kiwiwolf]

Shit late again... can we replay that?

 

[AusTess]

I knew whatcha meant.....just had to put my two cents in....

Moon

2 cents aint worth much these days.
I can remember when 2 cents would get me four peppermints.

 

[AusTess]

Shit late again... can we replay that?

S'okay,you are here in plenty of time.

I'm a patient lil thang.

 

[The_Masseur]

Distasteful threads are the ones that cry out most for honest rebuttal. I just did that to one, and it may well be the one you were referring to, Tess.

As far as alchohol goes, perhaps you should go to sleep.

I, however, say...live and enjoy!

 

[AusTess]

Distasteful threads are the ones that cry out most for honest rebuttal. I just did that to one, and it may well be the one you were referring to, Tess.

As far as alchohol goes, perhaps you should go to sleep.

I, however, say...live and enjoy!

This thread wasn't distasteful.
It simply appeared fake,people weren't saying what they mean.
I dont think,anyway.
and i'm pretty good at picking bullshitters.

Never bullshit a bullshitter,my mum always said.

And re the alcohol/sleep thing?
Hell no.
I'm gonna go molest the husband.

I'm a better fuck when i'm half tanked.

 

[sch00lteacher]

More than once I have suggested that we need a little puking smilie thing. Some of the crap that people post...


Maybe i'm being overly sensitive? But i've read a lot of stuff that screams FAKEFAKEFAKE. Like some people are tryin real hard not to be themselves.


http://www.public.asu.edu/~tiantang/Photos/Nelson_Puking/puke3/ICanFeelItComing.gif

 

[AusTess]

More than once I have suggested that we need a little puking smilie thing. Some of the crap that people post...

Dont get me started.

I'd rant for hours.

Some of them are as fluffy as high stepping poodles at a dog show,all thats missing are the pink ribbons.

 

[The_Masseur]

This thread wasn't distasteful.
It simply appeared fake,people weren't saying what they mean.
I dont think,anyway.
and i'm pretty good at picking bullshitters.

Never bullshit a bullshitter,my mum always said.

Isn't it a shame that people can't be honest even in a (pseudo-) anonymous forum?

And re the alcohol/sleep thing?
Hell no.
I'm gonna go molest the husband.

I'm a better fuck when i'm half tanked.

Lucky him!

Enjoy!