Do you announce

[Taegul]

So you’re the Nigerian prince of masturbation?

I think you're getting "spam" confused with "scam".

And I'm more like the king of pop than Prince. Oh wait, that might not be a good title to claim...

 

[Lady2020]

No. It's more enjoyable with a partner. And I don't announce it. I like privacy.

 

[LikeableMe]

I don't care when you are masturbating I assuming you don't care if/when I am.

Oh, you’d be surprised! The guys seem to really enjoy knowing when a female is masturbating in fact, a few of them assume we are all doing it, every time we are on here.

Judging by the weird messages I can get

 

[BadAmy]

I mean, I will if I have to.

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[ydahecnot]

Oh, you’d be surprised! The guys seem to really enjoy knowing when a female is masturbating in fact, a few of them assume we are all doing it, every time we are on here.

Judging by the weird messages I can get

On the board, not really so much. Kind of a perfunctory peep show feel.

In PM land: yes, please!

 

[hotoldrguy]

I mean, I will if I have to.

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[hotwords229_A]

Oh, you’d be surprised! The guys seem to really enjoy knowing when a female is masturbating in fact, a few of them assume we are all doing it, every time we are on here.

Judging by the weird messages I can get

https://cdn2.actitudfem.com/media/files/crossed_legs.gif

Ever since I learned about this maneuver, I have assumed all women are masturbating at all times.

 

[BongoGal]

Ever since I learned about this maneuver, I have assumed all women are masturbating at all times.

Sometime after turning 18, I lost the ability to actually get off that way. Changes in morphology, I guess. Before that, though, it was a favorite in study hall.

 

[lanceGibs]

Sometime after turning 18, I lost the ability to actually get off that way. Changes in morphology, I guess. Before that, though, it was a favorite in study hall.

I am sure you mastered newer techniques

 

[ydahecnot]

“Your attention please. I am applying my hand to my nether region. Please stand back and use all appropriate caution.”

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

It's only fair considering what happens next...

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[keeperofsecrets69]

I understand it takes all kinds , different strokes for different folks and all that jazz but masturbating while on a message board? For fucks sake what is wrong with people. I come here to have my brain engaged, to hopefully be mentally stimulated enough to want to entertain the thought of maybe masturbating later but honestly I prefer to engage physically with another human. ughhh..people just ughhh..

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sometime after turning 18, I lost the ability to actually get off that way. Changes in morphology, I guess. Before that, though, it was a favorite in study hall.

I wish I had known this while in high school.
Every girl I saw sitting like that I would give her the “hey, what’s up” knowing look and try to subconsciously work myself into her fantasies.
Of course, as soon as I did that the teacher would probably call me to the front of the class and then I’d have to try to think unsexy thoughts about naked grandmas, etc. to get things under control.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I understand it takes all kinds , different strokes for different folks and all that jazz but masturbating while on a message board? For fucks sake what is wrong with people. I come here to have my brain engaged, to hopefully be mentally stimulated enough to want to entertain the thought of maybe masturbating later but honestly I prefer to engage physically with another human. ughhh..people just ughhh..

There have been many brains here that have gotten me hard as a rock.

 

[hotoldrguy]

There have been many brains here that have gotten me hard as a rock.

I must agree

If you look at the masturbating threads, it is mostly men (guilty) that post while they are masturbating. Because, unlike most of the women, the men are hoping for some stimulating PM's from women while they are masturbating.