Do women really want to piss, standing up??

[FlamingoBlue]

I hear that there is an "appliance" that is shaped like a funnel that will enable women to urinate, standing up. That way, they can eliminate long lines at concerts and stadiums. But is that what you really want?? And what are you gonna do with all the pee stained paper cones?

I wonder if there is a better way to deal with this pressing issue short of building bigger bathrooms for women with more toilets? Then again, a women standing up doesn't have to worry about her gaze straying to the person next to her like a guy does.

blue

 

[*bratcat*]

Personally speaking...

 

[Nicole]

Do women really want to piss, standing up??

Well this one certainly doesn't want to. I'm happy doing it the way I do now thanks very much.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

Sitting Down!

Ya'll Don't do it that way?

RNAB

 

[Juliangel]

I hear that there is an "appliance" that is shaped like a funnel that will enable women to urinate, standing up. That way, they can eliminate long lines at concerts and stadiums. But is that what you really want?? And what are you gonna do with all the pee stained paper cones?

I personally would love to have something like that on car trips. Some of those bathrooms off the interstates are NASTY!!!

I think would want disposable ones, that way I do not have to deal with the pee stains.

 

[Mustang Sally]

I saw a website on this topic once. I must have found the link on some Literotic thread, cuz I don't know where else I would have found it! lol

Anybody remember?

 

[TN_Vixen]

well blue, I gotta tell ya

most women, whether they'll admit to it or not DO pee standing up... standing up in the shower.

*grins*

 

[CRaZy]

It's bad for women to pee standing up - you don't use ya muscles properly and eventually they weaken and you get...ahem...leakage. I mostly pee in a half crouching position cos our toilet at work is pretty gross (cleaners don't have enough time to do thorough job - not their fault - govt. cutbacks). Same with public toilets. When I lived in Taiwan for a year I had to use a squattie pottie - you know, the porcelain hole in the ground. You kind of have to position your feet either side, avoiding the muck where it has overflowed/people have misaimed, squat low so you are directly over the hole and balance precariously so you don't slip. Such fun! Great for the muscles though, so I'm told.

 

[Siren]

Same thing in France CRaZY.....

 

[CreamyLady]

Blue, I don't give a rat's ass how I pee provided there is a suitable receptacle and I don't have to wait in line for an hour.

I have been known to sail into a men's room, telling everyone to avert their eyes, because the line to the ladies' is around the damned stadium and things are desperate.

There is a pub in Ireland that will be remembered in my will because of it's fortunate placement of the ladies' in relation to the bumpiest goddamned road on the island.

If the funnel works, I'll try it . . . but does it really matter?

 

[CRaZy]

Re: Same thing in France CRaZY.....

Anyway, I hated the hole...always seemed to miss somehow.

Damn!!! Sure you weren't the person I shared my bathroom with in Taiwan? Always, always seemed to have to go right after a mega misaimer had been. Ack!!!!!

 

[Siren]

It might have been CRaZy......

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[CreamyLady]

Marking your territory, Siren?

 

[Siren]

Yea Creamylady.....

 

[CreamyLady]

I'm not much of a marker, myself, but I've so far avoided holes in the floor. Chances are I'd splash in those circumstances.

This is such an edifying conversation . . . I think I'll agitate for the construction of more ladies' stalls.

 

[BrainyBeauty]

Pissing and moaning- well, I have good reasons!

Hey CRaZy lady..been there done that myself. But there ain't nothing worse than getting off a slow boat in China (literally) and walking up a hill to the bathroom only to discover it ain't like no rest stop in America. Not only are there no actual toilets (but really and truly just a hole in the ground and 2 rocks on which to straddle) but there are no doors either.

Privacy is apparently not a top priority in a country of 5 billion people. Imagine this little tourist's chagrin when discovering this fact. Combine that with being in desperate need of privacy due to a certain time of the month. Only to be totally flummoxed to realize that I had become a female version of the Pied Piper --- when I looked up to find a crowd of about 40 tiny Chinese women gathered around pointing and staring at me.
http://cwm.ragesofsanity.com/s/ruinkai/biggrininvasion.gif
Kinda hard to do one's business with an audience. Specially ones giggling and pointing at the tall American girl with curly pubic hair. I mean this was not one of those warm, fuzzy Tampax moments where you can suddenly break into song while riding horseback in a meadow. I never saw any commercial to describe this situation.

Oh and did I mention no toilet paper? I don't even dare get started on the fun I had out on the veldt on a trip to Africa. Let's just not go there. (literally) Suffice it to say I marked my own territory there - and only because I was surprised by a frisky little wildebeest sneaking up behind me. Probably would have left a lot more than pee had it been a lion.

Signed,
Bad Luck with Bathroom Issues

 

[Cheyenne]

Re: Pissing and moaning- well, I have good reasons!

Combine that with being in desperate need of privacy due to a certain time of the month.

Kinda hard to do one's business with an audience. Specially ones giggling and pointing at the tall American girl with curly pubic hair.

You're in luck, Bathroom issues girl! I can help with two of your problems!

Still using tampons? Your situation is a perfect example of why you should try this product:
http://www.keeper.com/
I tried it in the first place because I hated the inconvenience of being on an airplane and having to deal with hygiene in a space the size of a broom closet. Try it, you'll like it!

As for that curly pubic hair issue, you already know the solution. It's Magic! Lotion, that is.

Toilet Paper? Always carry my own supply in a foreign country. Just in case.

 

[curvacious]

I don't think that's it's that women want to stand up to pee, it's that we want to have the same conveince men have. Men get to go a lot of places we can't/won't (side of highway, parking lots). Also, the time saved by not having to fully undress, cover the seat if it's gross, sit/squat, pee, wipe, stand up, & redress would be nice.

 

[Pyper]

Re: Pissing and moaning- well, I have good reasons!

Only to be totally flummoxed to realize that I had become a female version of the Pied Piper ---

Who, me?

In all seriousness, to all the women who say nay to this peeing standing up thing, haven't you ever gone hiking or camping in the mountains when it was freaking cold and the last thing you wanted to do was to pull down your pants, long underwear, and panties, expose your hiny to the extreme frost, and then try to find a private place to squat?

This is where those little thingies that let you pee standing up come in handy. Wait, I think I know the website. Ah, yes. http://www.restrooms.org

Check it out. They even have detailed instructions on how to pee standing up without the assistance of any devices.

 

[Guru]

 

[CRaZy]

Re: Re: Pissing and moaning- well, I have good reasons!

[/B][/QUOTE]

You're in luck, Bathroom issues girl! I can help with two of your problems!

Still using tampons? Your situation is a perfect example of why you should try this product:
http://www.keeper.com/
I tried it in the first place because I hated the inconvenience of being on an airplane and having to deal with hygiene in a space the size of a broom closet. Try it, you'll like it!

As for that curly pubic hair issue, you already know the solution. It's Magic! Lotion, that is.

Toilet Paper? Always carry my own supply in a foreign country. Just in case. [/B][/QUOTE]

Sorry to gross out all the guys but this product has me curious. I use a sea sponge product I bought in France while I travel but it is still a problem if there's no clean water. Have there been NO complaints about this product? No adverse reports? I am always suspicious when something seems too good to be true and this looks great.

 

[Cheyenne]

Sorry to gross out all the guys but this product has me curious. I use a sea sponge product I bought in France while I travel but it is still a problem if there's no clean water. Have there been NO complaints about this product? No adverse reports? I am always suspicious when something seems too good to be true and this looks great.

Go to the site to read about it at http://www.keeper.com
There are at least a few of us on the bb who use it and love it. I checked it out with my GYNO and she said no problem, as long as you keep it clean. That seems to be common sense to me. My own theory is that it is hard rubber so it doesn't soak up anything like a sponge would. Cleaning is easy. I prefer to have running water to clean the keeper, but in a pinch, toilet paper works fine.