Do the Funky Chicken Dance!

[Basia]

Go on. Do it. It's fun.

 

[Ask For More]

And how one do this funky chicken dance pray tell?

 

[Basia]

No one's ever asked before....

I thought everyone knew how to do it.....

You know... You just kinda do one thing than another, and when your done, your doing the funky chicken dance.

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

funky chicken dance

are feathers required

 

[Basia]

Only if you want them

 

[HARDKOREBJ]

ok

i may just do that

 

[Basia]

the chicken dance has a winner!

 

[Guru]

 

[swtbethie]

::flaps arms::
::wiggles butt::
::clap::clap::clap::claps::
::repeats::

 

[Dillinger]

Doin' it now!

 

[Myrrdin]

Monkey Dancing is better...

Do The Funky Gibbon
We're the Goodies,
How do you do?
We've just been down to the zoo.
Saw a monkey in a cage doin' a dance that could be the rage.
It's not hard, so let's all do
the Funky Gibbon!
Ooo! Ooo! Ooo!

Chorus

Do do do the Funky Gibbon (Funky Gibbon?)
We are here to show you how. (ooo ooo ooo) -- gibbon hoots
Ooo Ooo Ooo the Funky Gibbon (Funky gibbon?)
He's just like you,
So, come on, Do
The Funky Gibbon Nowwwww.

Dogs are always howlin',
Cats are always Yowlin',
But Gibbons only like to Sing and Dance. (Boop oop shee boop)
You be like that monkey,
Get a little funky,
And in a while, start to smile,
Gibbon have a chance.

(Chorus)

Now get ready to do the Funky Gibbon!
Drop one arm down by your knees, let the other arm reach up to the trees.
Now let your wrists go limp like a bent baboon
And get ready to sing this Gibbon's tune (ooo ooo ooo, Funky Gibbon)
Now won'tcha gimme an Oooooo (oooooo)
Come on gimme an Oooooo (oooooo)
Give me an Ooooooo (oooooo)
Now put 'em together and what have you got?
ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo <--- gibbon hoots
(Bill Oddie at Amnesty International Show - "You don't 'alf look silly.")

(Chorus)

ooo ooo ooo Funky Gibbon
ooo ooo ooo Funky Gibbon
ooo ooo ooo Funky Gibbon
He promised to buy me a bunch of blue Gibbons to tie up my bonnie brown...
(alt: Tie a yellow Gibbon 'round the old oak tree....)
do do do Funky Gibbon
Funky Gibbon?!! Oooo!
(followed by gibbon hoots)

 

[sweetvee]

ooh yay for chickens! i love those little animals...and i don't mean love to eat them =) they are great pets!

 

[plasticman33]

Deep fried, broasted, baked and roasted those are my favorite chickens!

 

[sweetvee]

awww now that's not nice =) if you had chickens as your pets you would not say that! my chickens are my babies!