Do readers not realize that the stories here are mostly fiction?

[MillieDynamite]

You get me, don't you?

That's why she put it there.

 

[MillieDynamite]

What the fuck is a frigate bird?

I always thought it was the head and neck of a frigate bird until now...

 

[CarmineBlancheJr]

Well, they aren't quite so nice these days, but exercise is helping me to get back to a more pleasing shape.

I am certain that they still look spectacular.

 

[Bamagan]

What the fuck is a frigate bird?

They're magnificent, so to speak.
https://i.redd.it/umqnc2xumnb81.gif

 

[CarmineBlancheJr]

They're magnificent, so to speak.
https://i.redd.it/umqnc2xumnb81.gif

This is just me speaking, so take from it what you will... but I am not sure I would take that as a complement. HAHA...

 

[MillieDynamite]

I didn't. It felt rather creepy, like a vailed attack on me.

This is just me speaking, so take from it what you will... but I am not sure I would take that as a complement. HAHA...

 

[Bamagan]

No, just a little gif of some actual animals called magnificent frigatebirds.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Not you, @Bamagan, NiceGuy's remark about my legs and feet looking like one of them.

 

[MillieDynamite]

Thanks, I hope you're right. Jo says I look great, but she has to say that, it was in our wedding vows, "I promise to lie through my teeth if it makes you feel better."

I am certain that they still look spectacular.