Do Priests Ever Masturbate?

[impressive]

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You really are on a role today, aren't ya?

Amen!

 

[cheerful_deviant]

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Porn is not immoral. Our bodies are beautiful. There ain't nothin' in the bible saying we can't appreciate God's creations.

I think the discussion on Papal... um... offerings, might be a borderline topic.... maybe.

 

[Liar]

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Our bodies are beautiful.

I know about mine. Want pictorial proof of yours.

 

[sincerely_helene]

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I think the discussion on Papal... um... offerings, might be a borderline topic.... maybe.

Nah. The serious threads always burn out.

 

[sincerely_helene]

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I know about mine. Want pictorial proof of yours.

No pics... but I do have several refferences.

 

[Lucifer_Carroll]

How could you even speculate?!?

It is FACT that priests never do such a sinful self-indulgant thing as whack off. Such actions are of the base sinful classes.

They expell demons from their pure bodies. It is very hard and spiritual work that requires lots of concentration in a private meditation place, perhaps equipped with Holy Kleenex and perhaps the Skin Mag of the High Father depicting tasteful images of Nuns in Leather to lure the naughty deviant and oddly sticky demons.

P.S. The Literotica Wing is quite beautiful actually. It's got a great view of the River of Fire and the floor doesn't give rug burns when you rut on it. vella's the main resident now, but it's definitely got room for everyone when the end comes.

 

[sincerely_helene]

For Liar:

My hooters.

Ok. Now I'm going to hell.

 

[impressive]

... when the end comes.

*snicker x2*

 

[CharleyH]

Or is it considered indulging in pleasures of the flesh?

Just curious.

I wonder if the Pope does it.

P.S. Doc, I can so relate to the whole "wrote myself into a corner" thing.

The Catholic religion has been one of sensuality for many of centuries, sans Da Vinci Code , or whatever book. . . we have all known the power. What is anything but indulgence? What is pleasure of flesh, but those who say it is wrong?

Why not . . . and just a theory, pleasure because we can think it? Is that wrong?

 

[logophile]

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THere are certianly enough of us that will be going down.

Ummm, did someone say "going down?"

 

[sincerely_helene]

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The Catholic religion has been one of sensuality for many of centuries, sas Da Vinci Code . . . we have all known the powere. What is anything but indulgence? What is pleasure of flesh, but those who say it is wrong?

Why not . . . and just a theory, pleasure because we can think it? Is that wrong?

Gosh Charley. That was profound.

 

[Liar]

You're all talking about Catholic priests here. One of my best friends is a priest. He teaches safe sex to the teens in the congregation and local schools, writes erotic poetry, and has the biggest collecion of tentacle porn anime Ive ever seen.

#L

 

[sincerely_helene]

I can't believe my cleavage has already been downloaded this many times on a religion thread. Shame on you all!

(and thanks. )

 

[tolyk]

I can't believe my cleavage has already been downloaded this many times on a religion thread. Shame on you all!

(and thanks. )

Its nice cleavage

 

[sincerely_helene]

Its nice cleavage

Thanks. My mom gave 'em to me.

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?

"Got wood?"

 

[Liar]

Its nice cleavage

Indeed. I'm honored by the filename.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Indeed. I'm honored by the filename.

You should be honored. I even went through the trouble of duct taping them together for added depth. I lost my left nipple for you!

 

[Liar]

You should be honored. I even went through the trouble of duct taping them together for added depth. I lost my left nipple for you!

Wow. That one goes on my CV.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Wow. That one goes on my CV.

Your going to stick my nipple on Chilled Vodka?

 

[CharleyH]

Indeed. I'm honored by the filename.

Alpacas get off topic cuz I think they are a horny species. Back to it . . .

not profound - what do you think about it, Sinc Hel?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

Your going to stick my nipple on Chilled Vodka?

I think that's a little beyond "kinky"... you're fast approaching "Just plain weird".

 

[Liar]

Your going to stick my nipple on Chilled Vodka?

Eww.

(Like I didn't see that one coming frommiles away. )

 

[Evil Alpaca]

Alpacas get off topic cuz I think they are a horny species.

Do not!

Oh look . . . a shiny object.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Alpacas get off topic cuz I think they are a horny species. Back to it . . .

not profound - what do you think about it, Sinc Hel?

I think they do it... and often... Then feel guilty about it and pray. And then do it again.