Do Priests Ever Masturbate?

[OhMissScarlett]

I used to work in a rustic sort of hotel where lots of groups went for retreats. Every year the arch diocese of our state would send all the priests there for a retreat. Ok, I've had priest fantasies ever since I saw The Thorn Birds when I was very young.

So, I was totally lurking around the hotel and spying to see what they were up to at night. Thinking maybe I would see them sneaking around together or what have you. You could've heard a pin drop in the hotel it was so quiet after about 9:00 pm. So, I imagine they were all tucked in their beds, wanking. I certainly didn't hear any televisions. Though, the nice thing to say would be that I thought they were praying. Well, that's just no fucking fun.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Though, the nice thing to say would be that I thought they were praying. Well, that's just no fucking fun.

That's what I always say im doing when I'm caught on my knees in the men's washroom.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

That's what I always say im doing when I'm caught on my knees in the men's washroom.

Now that's a religious experience.

 

[shereads]

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I'm researching for a story on Papal sex.

Why does my gyn insist on doing an annual papal smear when I've never even met His Holiness?

 

[sincerely_helene]

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Why does my gyn insist on doing an annual papal smear when I've never even met His Holiness?

Cause he wants to see your holeiness.

 

[SeaCat]

Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?

I hear he whacks off with Sand Paper. (Hey I thought it was supposed to get bigger when I played with it?)

Cat
The Marine Feline

 

[Kassiana]

Do Priests Ever Masturbate?
--Oh, I'm sure they do. Now, whether they're allowed to or not, I don't know.

Masterbation is a sin
--Really? For everyone who's Roman Catholic, or just clergy?

THere are certianly enough of us that will be going down.
--Oo, on who?

Porn is not immoral. Our bodies are beautiful.
--Damned right, unless we're including Rush Limbaugh in that statement.

 

[tolyk]

According to the bible, apparently, masterbation is a sin..

As someone else stated, to spill seed is sacreligious. Therefore it makes masterbation sinful.