Do Priests Ever Masturbate?

[sincerely_helene]

Or is it considered indulging in pleasures of the flesh?

Just curious.

I wonder if the Pope does it.

P.S. Doc, I can so relate to the whole "wrote myself into a corner" thing.

 

[impressive]

I wonder if the Pope does it.

If he did, he'd squirt dust.

 

[tolyk]

Masterbation is a sin, but I don't see it stopping that many priests.. definately would prefer to read about a priest caught jerking off than molesting young kids..

 

[sincerely_helene]

Masterbation is a sin, but I don't see it stopping that many priests.. definately would prefer to read about a priest caught jerking off than molesting young kids..

Touche.

P.S. Imp,

 

[carsonshepherd]

Do Priests Ever Masturbate?

Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?

 

[cheerful_deviant]

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If he did, he'd squirt dust.

Oh shit that made me laugh!

I am SO going to Hell.

 

[impressive]

Does Howdy Doody have a wooden dick?

Oweeeeeee! Splinters!

 

[sincerely_helene]

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Oh shit that made me laugh!

I am SO going to Hell.

At least you'll be in good company with Impressive and all.

 

[impressive]

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At least you'll be in good company with Impressive and all.

 

[shereads]

Apparently not enough.

I wonder if the Pope does it.

Eww.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

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At least you'll be in good company with Impressive and all.

I think we'll have a dedicated Literotica, AH wing. THere are certianly enough of us that will be going down.

 

[sincerely_helene]

Apparently not enough.



Eww.

C'mon. You know you wanna watch. Kind of like plumbers butt; it aint pretty, but you can't look away

 

[impressive]

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... going down.

*snicker*

 

[shereads]

Seriously, I don't know from Catholicism, but according to my sources (Monty Python's The Meaning of Life) every sperm is sacred. That's why sodomy and birth control are sins, right? Any spilling of seed that can't result in a pregnancy is perverse.

 

[Liar]

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If he did, he'd squirt dust.

Among a few contestants, I think that was the funniest post today.

 

[sincerely_helene]

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I think we'll have a dedicated Literotica, AH wing. THere are certianly enough of us that will be going down.

Not me. I'm just trying to conduct a polite moral discussion.

 

[impressive]

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Among a few contestants, I think that was the funniest post today.

 

[cheerful_deviant]

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Not me. I'm just trying to conduct a polite moral discussion.

Yeah, moral discussion... on a PORN SITE!



~ Waitin' for ya!

 

[sincerely_helene]

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Hey! How come my silly pope thread gets more replies than my authorly ones?

 

[impressive]

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Hey! How come my silly pope thread gets more replies than my authorly ones?

I'm researching for a story on Papal sex.

 

[Liar]

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Hey! How come my silly pope thread gets more replies than my authorly ones?

Because those require actual thought. And it's 3 in the morning over here.

 

[Liar]

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[sincerely_helene]

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Yeah, moral discussion... on a PORN SITE!



~ Waitin' for ya!

Porn is not immoral. Our bodies are beautiful. There ain't nothin' in the bible saying we can't appreciate God's creations.

 

[sincerely_helene]

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I'm researching for a story on Papal sex.

You really are on a role today, aren't ya?

 

[tolyk]

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I think we'll have a dedicated Literotica, AH wing. THere are certianly enough of us that will be going down.

Well, I've been told enough times that I'm going to hell, so why the hell not?

But I still enjoy the saying, "It's your hell, you burn in it."