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I am not reading this message. ;)
But wonder if
"LordOfDarknessisdrunkandmaybpostinganothenaked pic of hiswhatdyothink?~~~~~</"

His fangs?
Fangs very much.

Where did vampires go to first in America?
New-fang-land.



What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?
A fangfurther.



What's a vampire's favorite soup?
Sharks' fang soup.




How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice?
They use extractor fangs.

Why was Dracula thought of as being polite?
He always said fangs.

What's a vampire's favorite dance?
The Fang Tango.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fang.
Fang who?
Fangs for the memory.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Adair.
Adair who?
Adair you to open this door and see my fangs.

How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?
He has to grin and bare it.

What has webbed feet and fangs?
Count Quackula.

What do you think of Dracula films?
Fangtastic!




:D
 
hehehhehehehehheheh

tell me NOT to do something...I do the opposite...:D

but hey...at least he will have to answer me on this thread!!! ;)
 
Darling, if you post another nude photo, you will have to live with the guilt of the pleasure it would cause me!
 
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