Do not knit a hat with a cat in your lap.

[superlittlegirl]

Aside from being a rhyming disaster, it's just awkward. Zoe (the cat in my sigline) owns me, basically. My lap is not mine; it belongs to her. She really likes to sit on me when I am working on a project, especially one that involves yarn. So I have to give her a piece of yarn for her very own, so she doesn't try to attack the yarn that is becoming the hat. Also, if I move too much, or in the wrong direction, she will bite me to let me know that I am being a substandard lap. So I knit furtively. I knit covertly. I knit very slowly.

But the hat is growing, and if I'm lucky it will be done tonight. With the loving support of my cat, of course. It just wouldn't be the same if I didn't have to sacrifice life and limb to get it done.

 

[scylis]

i suppose that's her iBook in your sig, too? (i'm asuming it's an iBook)

 

[superlittlegirl]

i suppose that's her iBook in your sig, too? (i'm asuming it's an iBook)

It is, indeed. She lets me use it sometimes.

 

[kiwiwolf]

I bet you can't repeat your thread title 6 times out loud without screwing it up.

 

[Cibo]

Such a lucky cat.

 

[Lady X]

My cat insists its ok to try and sit in my cereal every morning......

lol

 

[superlittlegirl]

My cat insists its ok to try and sit in my cereal every morning......

lol

Mmm! Yummy cat hair. My favorite.

 

[superlittlegirl]

I bet you can't repeat your thread title 6 times out loud without screwing it up.

You're right. I told you it was dangerous.

 

[superlittlegirl]

Such a lucky cat.

No, I'm the lucky one, to have such a firm disciplinarian in my life. I hardly ever misbehave any more.

 

[Lady X]

Mmm! Yummy cat hair. My favorite.

I guess it saves buying dental floss......

Damn....thats just disgusting!!

but I love my cat and he rules the house!

 

[kiwiwolf]

You're right. I told you it was dangerous.

We want pics of the hat... and the cat... and the Cat in the Hat.

 

[superlittlegirl]

We want pics of the hat... and the cat... and the Cat in the Hat.

I might be able to arrange for some visuals. The hat is a birthday present for a fellow Litizen, though, so I don't want to post pics before it arrives in the mail. I'll do it after that, though.

 

[Lady X]

We want pics of the hat... and the cat... and the Cat in the Hat.

Dr Seus! LMAO! Can we have Green Eggs & ham, with that Cat in the hat?? Please, please??

 

[kiwiwolf]

Dr Seus! LMAO! Can we have Green Eggs & ham, with that Cat in the hat?? Please, please??

Would you eat them in a boat? Would you eat them with a goat?

 

[kjtatts]

Would you eat them in a boat? Would you eat them with a goat?

LOL...is this a private party or can anyone join?

 

[kiwiwolf]

LOL...is this a private party or can anyone join?

Sure... pull up a goat and make yourself comfortable.

 

[kjtatts]

Sure... pull up a goat and make yourself comfortable.

LOL..I cant find a goat on such short notice....will a Wolf do?

 

[kiwiwolf]

LOL..I cant find a goat on such short notice....will a Wolf do?

Sure... go for it.

 

[kjtatts]

Sure... go for it.

always the gentleman.....

hope you dont mind a pussy on your lap.......

heeheehee

 

[Minkey Boodle]

Cats make me sneeze.

With a goat.

 

[JazzManJim]

I"m guessing the even larger hazard would be to get a bit confusd while knitting and ending up with a cat-hair hat and one bald, pissed-off cat....

 

[MaggieH]

*chuckles*

 

[superlittlegirl]

Cats make me sneeze.

With a goat.

Oh no! I was wondering, and worrying about that. I hope it doesn't become the sneeze hat because of the proximity with which it was knitted!